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crazyarms33

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RicoGrey said:
Peanut butter and banana sandwich?

Probably not as rare as I originally thought, seeing as the few people I have mentioned it to had already tried it BUT...

...if you have not had it, I highly recommend it. Makes for a great after workout snack.
Love this sandwich. Try adding honey or brown sugar(light amount or to taste) and granola. Makes it that much better.
 

HandyAndy136

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Sandwich with tuna, cheese, and salt + vinegar chips. FIJRWFOIRHVORBVEIUVBREUVB jizz.

deehadley said:
The bacon and peanut butter sandwich. Fry bacon as normal, towards the end coat in peanut butter to warm it through, stick it in bread and stick the sandwich in your mouth. It's always best to have an ambulance on standby.
I seem to remember hearing that Elvis had two of these with strawberry jam for a morning snack every day. Not really surprising as to why he died.
 

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I invented the Wasabi French Fries. Surprisingly....it actually tasted pretty damn good.

Well, if by some strange stroke of luck i end up becoming the Doctor someday, i think we all know what my trade-mark food is going to be! xD
 

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Coconut Milk (the canned one), Thai Curry, the meat you like, some onions.
Start with the meat , add onions, add the coconut milk, put the curry in, cook for a while, done.
This is soooooo good with rice or pasta

You can add pineapple, Mango, apples for deliciousness overload, or swith the meat with Zucchini or a similar vegetable
 

mrF00bar

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I call it, GRULP.

All you need is some chicken, a bowl and some noodles.
1) Chop the chicken up
2) Pour all the spices you can find into the bowl, add olive oil and then stir.
3) Add Chicken
4) ???
5) Profit!
 

MrStab

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A friend of mine and I made maple bacon the other night. Lightly coat your bacon with maple syrup when you're cooking it. Tastes bloody amazing.
 

crazyarms33

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I just remembered a second one! Take beef tips, you can buy the pre-cut kind or cut them yourself off of any type of steak, which is what I recommend. Slice the steak into small bites and drop it all in a gallon zip lock bag. Take a bowl and pour in teriyaki sauce (lots), then add in some garlic powder(also lots), then some brown sugar or honey, whichever you prefer. Then add in ground ginger. Mix all together and taste occasionally to make sure the marinade is to your liking. Add more of what you think it needs. Pour the marinade in the bag and lay it flat on the counter. Let the meat soak for an hour flipping the bag every 15 minutes. After the hour is up throw the contents of the bag into a pan and cook. Serve over brown seasoned rice. A bit long on the prep time but SO worth it. Make sure you keep the "gravy" to pour over the rice and meat otherwise it might dry out.
 

lRookiel

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You strange people......

Salsa and mozzarella put between 2 pieces of toast, BOOM!

It's like a spicy sandwich pizza, WINNING!
 

crazyarms33

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OneCatch said:
n00beffect said:
White cheese, between two toasty slices of bread, sprinkled with red pepper... Oh man, i gotta go make myself one, now.
What is white cheese? Is that American for Cheddar?
No. We call Cheddar cheese "Cheddar" in America, at least the part I'm from. I suppose he could be different though.
 
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You would not believe how many times we've had this thread before: It's possibly the third most repeated thread behind 'Twilight Sucks' and 'Favourite Game Quote'

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/1471-Meatshroom

And my personal favourite:

The Root Of All Sandviches

You will need:
2 eggs
A splash of milk
2 slices of decent cheese (plastic or blue will not do)
2 slices of bread
Tomato relish
1 quarterpounder
a small onion
some green stuff if you're feeling healthy
nutmeg, salt, pepper

Fry Burger and onions until nicely done.
Mix egg, milk, grated nutmeg, salt and pepper in a bowl.
Dip bread into the mix.
Fry eggy bread in the beef fat.
Turn on sandwich toaster
Place bread/green stuff/cheese/burger/onions/relish/bread into toaster.
Toast
Enjoy

Which is featured here: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.106909-The-Escapist-Recipe-Book-Thread
 

ms_sunlight

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I didn't invent it, obviously, but Delia Smith's rice pudding recipe [http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/type-of-dish/sweet/old-fashioned-rice-pudding.html] can't be made often enough. So nummy!
 

Slvrwolfen

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A French Baguette, real butter (only real butter works here), and strawberry jam (the real stuff, not some shite artificial gobshite).

Sweet'n'salty on some damn fine tasty bread.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
McDonalds fries dipped in a strawberry milkshake.

The saltiness and sweetness go very well together. It'll kill me, but they go well together.
I do that with McFlurries. It works very well with the ones that have caramel sauce in them :p

Also, best thing in the morning EVER is a bacon and fried egg toastie, om nom nom nom nom.
 

mikeybuthge

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Almost anything epic meal time has made is delicious, candy poutine is amazing, god bless those drunk Canadians
 

Exocet

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I tried cooking rice in tea once, the failure of the ensued meal will be remembered for years to come.

However, my greatest dish was a sandwich... a sandwich with ham,mayo,bacon,bologna sauce,bacon,cheese, and an egg to top off all the ingredients.
It's messy, takes a long time to make, but the taste. OH GOD THE TASTE.
It's like angels descended onto earth on a rainbow, and graced my taste buds with divine culinary love.
 

requisitename

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Beef enchiladas smeared with crunchy peanut butter.

Granted, it's probably only a "sweet Jesus, that's amazing" sort of thing at 4 a.m. when you're shitfaced.. but, still. It was probably the best thing I've ever eaten in context.
 

SovietX

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I created the Soviet Supremo

Which is essentially regular pasta smothered in BBQ sauce. It is surprisingly delicious and excellent quick meal.
 

dvd_72

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Philadelphia, avocado and smoked salmon or the little grey shrimp on top of a very crunchy toast. Best. Sandwich. Ever!

Also, a ham, cheese, and fried egg sandwich. Here in Belgium we call that an Uitsmijter, but it is both delicious and easy to make. ;)