I left you because......

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You danced all over our relationship.
Whai?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you zoomed in too far!
Why, Oh god Why!!!!!!

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you're my very own kitten! and that's weird!
Why :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(?

 

[CounterAttack]

Why do you think? You kill kittens! Makes me a sad panda.

You're going? But I just got back...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

You dont like that I kill kittens!

Why?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You killed my army of kittens i needed those.


I'm alone in this world...why did you do this to me

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

'Cause you're snooty!

 

[Disaster Button]

You know what you did.
I can't even look at hot dogs in the same way anymore.

Why did you flee?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You pushed the button too early and i'm too evil to die yet.

Why didst thou insult my intelligence and cunning

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you think your smart but you're just ususing old english.
Why?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I hated you metaphors

why did you leave right after tieing me up?
[sup]I paid for a full hour thank you very much[/sup]

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It took the full hour to attach you to that chair plus i got bored.


Why did ye rip my heart out

 

[Knife-28]

You were not snooty enought for me.

Why did you go?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I asked you to build good robot and all they did was spin around in circles.


Why didst thou leaveth me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because I hated getting out my Websters Old English dictionary

Why did you go?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because your smoking irritated my asthma..

please tell me why you left.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I left you because the mothership was calling.

WHY'D YA LEAVE MAH!!??!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept dumping freezing cold water on me.

Why WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You drove a car through the front door!

Why did you leave?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You sold all my precious collectibles

Why must you go on without me