I left you because......

[VaudevillianVeteran]

YOU! You made our relationship like work!

Please...Tell me why?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you're a trap!

Why did you have to be a trap?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm a pretty trap! You said you digged that!

Why did you lie?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I needed some space away from Six.

She's back...

Why Transformers 3? WHY?!?!?!?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

Because Michael Bay won't go away.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I derailed the planet.

Why is there a time paradox?
[sup]Is this thread derailed?[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

No the thread isn't derailed.

And...
Because the plot demands one!

Why do you keep stitching me up?

 

[Eumersian]

Because your arm just won't stay on!! I don't know what to do!! And your certainly not helping!!

Why did you overdraw your debit card???

 

[TheDoctor455]

To prove that you don't exist.

I succeeded.

Why are you still here?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm still here because this is my house! We broke up because you're always chatting it up with xmbts!

Why did you leave me?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you got rid of the worms.

Should I care?

 

[TheDoctor455]

To prove you're not an asshole?

Any idea why Express seems to be stalking me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nope, and I left you because you confuse me.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're too flashy.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you scare me.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you hate me.

Why you hate me?

 

[Verex]

You sold my dog on Ebay.

Why'd you dump me for that brod on Broadway?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because she's easier on the wallet. You and your fancy dinners and twenty pairs of shoes and...

Why?

 

[Scde2]

I was hungry.

Why leave me for a balloon?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A balloon is less clingy.

Why?