i need some riddles

[Burck]

A man wakes up in the middle of the night, frustrated because he can't sleep. He dials a number on the telephone and waits until the person on the other side answers, "Hello?". He then hangs up the phone and goes to sleep.

What happened?

Spoiler: You can ask this one 20-questions style too.

They are at a hotel (or motel), and the man was woken up because the other was snoring. The phone call woke up the snorer.

 

[Eponet]

What can change the nature of a man?

Anything, so long as the man is willing to change.

I think the official answer is "Belief" though.

 

[open trap]

This is a hard one: I want everyone to have a go

To me, death is before life, pregnancy is after birth and the future is before the past.
What am I?

An aborted baby

 

[open trap]

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

Hes a mormon, or maby a muslim

 

[CheesusCrust]

There once was a beggar.
This begger had a younger brother.
However the beggar's brother recently passed away.
But while the beggar's brother was alive, he had no brother
How is this possible?

The answer is that the beggar is a woman, which is why her brother had no brother, she would be his sister.

 

[Tucker154]

The man who made it does not want it
The man who buys it does not need it.
The man who needs it does not know it.

What is it?

It is a coffin.

 

[maninahat]

How did Mark legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of them, becoming legally separated, or any of them dying?

Hes a mormon, or maby a muslim

Spoiler:

He's a priest

 

[maninahat]

1.A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can
be very nice when I am done.
What am I?

Spoiler:

a potato

 

[Emilox The Great]

what likes green, and is so awesome it hurts?

 

[D088Y]

What walks on four legs then two legs then finally three legs.

A human or a baby if you played arkham asylum.

 

[FetaFrosch]

what is yellow, has one arm and is unable to swim?

<spoiler= answer>http://www.boc24.de/images/products/350/0128044-0.jpg

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

I am a chest without lock and key, I hold a golden treasure. what am I?

Spoiler

An Egg

You are in a land of only Liers and Truthtellers. You are at a fork in a road, one way leads to death, one to salvation. There are two people there, you know that it is a Lier and a Truthteller, but you do not know which one is which. How do you find the right way by asking only one question?

Spoiler

You ask which way would the other go

 

[Hollock]

Riddle me this batman where is their justice, and no people?

Spoiler

antartica

Spoiler

justice = just ice

Spoiler

DON'T HIT ME!

 

[obex]

A man is dead in a room he hung himself but there were no chairs for him to stand on and he couldnt of reached the beam above him to tie the rope without standing on somthing all that is under him is a puddle of water what happened?

Answer: He stood on a block of ice to tie the rope then the ice melted.

 

[obex]

I am a chest without lock and key, I hold a golden treasure. what am I?

You are in a land of only Liers and Truthtellers. You are at a fork in a road, one way leads to death, one to salvation. There are two people there, you do not know whether they are Liers or Truth Tellers, how do you find the right way by asking only one question?

1. And egg who hasnt read the hobbit?

2. As either of them what the other person would say then take the other road to the answer you are given

 

[Vannieljevla]

I am a chest without lock and key, I hold a golden treasure. what am I?

You are in a land of only Liers and Truthtellers. You are at a fork in a road, one way leads to death, one to salvation. There are two people there, you do not know whether they are Liers or Truth Tellers, how do you find the right way by asking only one question?

1 Egg, that makes 4 Hobbit readers
2 'What would the other person say if I want to take the road to salvation?', think it was something like that


my turn:
A mother is 21 years older than her child. The mother's age in six years will be exactly five times the child's age in six years. Where is the father? (for those who don't know it yet)

And have been bothered by this one for some time:
I flow like water, but I am not,
I am as strong as steel, but I am not.
I can be crushed, but never broken,
and I can never lose my identity.

What am I?

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

I am a chest without lock and key, I hold a golden treasure. what am I?

You are in a land of only Liers and Truthtellers. You are at a fork in a road, one way leads to death, one to salvation. There are two people there, you do not know whether they are Liers or Truth Tellers, how do you find the right way by asking only one question?

1. And egg who hasnt read the hobbit?

2. As either of them what the other person would say then take the other road to the answer you are given

smart cookie you are... and i was in the middle of working out the spoiler tabs lol xD

and truthfully that first riddle is from the 3rd Spyro way back when, nothin to do with the Hobbit... i think... god dammet i need to read it again...

the second one i heard a long time ago and i thought was good.

 

[freakonaleash]

what crime is legal if you get away with it, but illegal if your caught?

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

what crime is legal if you get away with it, but illegal if your caught?

any crime i suppose, just like tiger woods, he was having fun until he was caught wasn't he? I swear that man was sorry only because he got caught.

 

[Everin]

I have four sides but no lid and i sometimes hide treasure and other keepsakes. What am I?