Wow. I tip my hat to that. And that last bit, there, in the white sub-text? How very sneaky of you.
I actually saw someone make a stuffed Butters-in-the-bear teddy bear for a girl once, and she was pudding in his hands--sold at the get go, let me tell ya. He'd been wanting to tell her for a while, and he did it when he gave her the bear. Instant kill, they've been dating ever since (5ish years now). Nice touch, with the rose and the chocolates, I might add, makes it seem like a big ole valentines day gift.
Only two issues with it, though. If it works, you've played your trump, and she'll be expecting you to top it at the next convienent day (birthday, anniversary, christmas, valentines, halloween, labor day...). We men like to think that this one display will be the end all, but we're mistaken now and again--women always like more. And that would be hard to trump indeed. And Hell's Bells, man, why a Banana Hammock? That's a one way road down to ruining the moment, you know? If she's not up for seeing your junk hanging about in a sling, then it'll turn her away! A decent pair of boxers, though, maybe even a pair of silk boxers...those work magic (and guys--you should really find a pair of silk boxers for special occasions--not everyday use, though. You want them in great condition, not all worn out like the other pairs you have).
