I need the cutest thing I could possibly do to win a girls heart.

stone0042

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Go with what's tried and true. Flowers, chocolates, a movie. It works, that's why it's popular to do. Or, just show up at her house naked. Either or.
 

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Takoto said:
Aqualung said:
Takoto said:
Ask her out, perhaps? Maybe buy her a rose or something and then ask her out, most girls like that sort of things... most.
Ahh, roses... :p I personally don't like flowers much; they pretty much stand for something pretty at first, but dies quickly. But then, I'm definitely not most girls...
They smell nice though... xD
Nah, I don't really see the point in them... I'm not "most girls" ether.
quite,
most girls aren't on the escapist.



the way i think of it flowers are a perfect metaphor for romance;
beautiful while it lasts.
then, it's just something you can keep a hold of for sentimental reasons or get rid of and move on.
 

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Housebroken Lunatic said:
Nickolai77 said:
Meh, i hate the whole "impress a girl" jazz, i just sit around and wait for someone to take an interest in me, if i "try" to get a gf, that does not work very well XD
I go about it the same way. It's quite awesome actually. : )

Nickolai77 said:
That may also explain why I've been single for over a year now..
Same here. But then again im not distressed about being single at all. A relationship is just gravy anyway, but anyone can feel perfectly fine and happy without gravy.

It's pretty funny (in a sad but comedic way) the preassure society tries to inflict upon everyone in telling you that you're a worthless loser unless you shack up with someone as fast as possible... Well, that's not really funny, but what is funny is what an absurd amount of people there are who actually buy into that idea. o_O
Hmm, it's not only society which put's pressure on individuals to find a partner, but an individuals own psychology, hardwired by our genes which force us to be interested in the opposite sex. In a way, society is echoing, and then projecting human instinct back onto us. Females seem to be more susceptible to this social/biological conditioning, and my impression is that half of them live their lives waiting for their "ideal man". Thing is, even for less susceptible males, there is no escaping your own genetic programming. (hell, at least it rewards you when you fulfill what your being ordered to do) I suppose you just have to live with it, live and hate it.
 

S29 Afterlife

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go old school.
get her favorite song, play it on a boombox, and embarress her wherever you feel like it's a memorable place.
 

TheBigInterview

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Start a zombie apocalypse.
Save her family in front of her.

Post a picture of her on 4chan talking about how much you love her.
Send her the URL.
 

stonethered

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TheBigInterview said:
Start a zombie apocalypse.
Save her family in front of her.

Post a picture of her on 4chan talking about how much you love her.
Send her the URL.
i've had dreams like the first part.

and from what i've heard of 4chan that would be perfect for the OP.
he may have already done it.
 

Mr. Purple

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Make it personal. Do something or give her something that she likes. Then set apart time for you to be together(like a date :p ) and spend as much time with her as you can(w/o smuthering her) and for God's sake be yourself.
 

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"Babe, this worlds a scary place but your so beautiful to me"
Say something like that. (I stole that line from a Blink-182 song)
 

TheBigInterview

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shwnbob said:
"Babe, this worlds a scary place but your so beautiful to me"
Say something like that. (I stole that line from a Blink-182 song)
What does beauty and horror have to do with each other?
 

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SantonioH10 said:
You've known her for a couple of weeks and you're already dating?

Haha, okay dude.
It only takes about a one right night at a night club and *BOOM* You tapped that ass !
Its sort of a like a cycle

Find girl - >?????????-> Profit ! (Or sex , ether way )
 

henrebotha

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Base manipulation like the OP is asking for is, IMO, the reason humanity is so fucking retarded.

Don't try and find something "cute" to do to "push her over the edge" or whatever. Be yourself and appreciate her for who she is.
 

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TriggerUnhappy said:
How about asking her out? You don't want to make her think you're super cute if you want to date her, that's more of a way to get in the friend zone. Ask her out while you still can, before you're smacking yourself later.
Like me, now.
Fuck, just, whatever may come, (You and her, preferably.) DON'T LET YOURSELF FALL INTO THE PIT OF FRIENDZONE!
Illustration:

SEE?! It's bad, bro, just... bad.
And so, so, soul-crushingly lonely, and cold without someone beside you...
 

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henrebotha said:
Base manipulation like the OP is asking for is, IMO, the reason humanity is so fucking retarded.

Don't try and find something "cute" to do to "push her over the edge" or whatever. Be yourself and appreciate her for who she is.
yeah, this actually is the OP being himself.
that's who he is, manipulative.
he is being himself.
 

henrebotha

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stonethered said:
henrebotha said:
Base manipulation like the OP is asking for is, IMO, the reason humanity is so fucking retarded.

Don't try and find something "cute" to do to "push her over the edge" or whatever. Be yourself and appreciate her for who she is.
yeah, this actually is the OP being himself.
that's who he is, manipulative.
he is being himself.
Hahaha, well played, sir. I doff my hat to you. :D

Not entirely accurate (IMO), though, as he is asking for other people to tell him how to act, instead of acting how he feels is right. (Like most people, he is probably so conditioned to not listening to his own feelings and instead acts on what TV tells him to.)
 

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Cute is a personal thing. Try and remember something little she's mentioned about her past, that is personal to her. And then put effort into finding something that is associated with that. It shows that you listen and that you are willing to go out of your way for her.
 

stonethered

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henrebotha said:
stonethered said:
henrebotha said:
Base manipulation like the OP is asking for is, IMO, the reason humanity is so fucking retarded.

Don't try and find something "cute" to do to "push her over the edge" or whatever. Be yourself and appreciate her for who she is.
yeah, this actually is the OP being himself.
that's who he is, manipulative.
he is being himself.
Hahaha, well played, sir. I doff my hat to you. :D

Not entirely accurate (IMO), though, as he is asking for other people to tell him how to act, instead of acting how he feels is right. (Like most people, he is probably so conditioned to not listening to his own feelings and instead acts on what TV tells him to.)
no, actually he really is like that.
i know the guy irl.
his sense of right and wrong is completly based on what others think, or at least so withdrawn it is practically non-exsistant. he bases his words on the percieved opinins of those around him and his actions on his own generally selfserving desires. and i'd hate to see him act like tv, he really only watches south park.

believe me, you don't want to give him any useful advise. if only to spare the poor girl who mistakes him for a decent person.