If A Random Girl Walks Up and Punches You Would You Hit Her Back?
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If I think she is a legitimate threat, I'd punch her in the throat and other vital areas until she no longer a threat. If she is more annoying than threatening, I'd push her in order to get some space between us and then head for the nearest exit.
Personally, I've learned to stop asking why I can't hit women. The main reason being that not only has no one has ever given me a proper explanation, no woman has given me a reason to punch her since high school. So, I guess it's okay for this question to go unanswered.
Personally, I've learned to stop asking why I can't hit women. The main reason being that not only has no one has ever given me a proper explanation, no woman has given me a reason to punch her since high school. So, I guess it's okay for this question to go unanswered.
No, but I also wouldn't hit a guy. I'd probably be on the floor, trying to stop the gushing of blood from my nose asking why the fuck she hit me.
*SMACK* 'Stares in shock before opening mouth with a deadpan look' What... The sodding fuck was that for?'
Something along that line since it has happened before XD
Something along that line since it has happened before XD
"Daddy, how did you meet mommy?"blazearmoru said:
"Well son, she walked up to me and punched me in the face, and that's when I knew, she was the one."
If I got randomly punched by a woman I didn't know, I'd first ask what the hell was wrong with her. If she tried to punch me again, she'd be lying on the ground with a broken jaw a second later.
Incidentally, this scenario would be the exact same if my attacker was a guy.
Incidentally, this scenario would be the exact same if my attacker was a guy.
I'm not adverse to the idea of punching a woman. At least, not in comparison to punching a man, as both have the capacity to try to assault me.
People have pointed out the "touch a woman in self defense, rape charge" possibility, so for that reason alone I'd hold myself back, but if she was persistent, damn right I'd sink my fist into her uterus.
People have pointed out the "touch a woman in self defense, rape charge" possibility, so for that reason alone I'd hold myself back, but if she was persistent, damn right I'd sink my fist into her uterus.
Depends how big she is. If its some girl thats five foot nothing I'm probably not going to do it, but if shes bigger then me I'd knock her teeth out.
I would be a pacifist in this situation and ask "What the hell?".
If she repeatedly hit me, I would try and pacify her by forceful restraint; or if she's still violently crazed and I have no help I'd have to hit back to sap at her stamina and aggression. Not totally wreck her, just enough so she's not beating the crap out of me.
If she's a body-builder or martial artist, I'm running.
If she repeatedly hit me, I would try and pacify her by forceful restraint; or if she's still violently crazed and I have no help I'd have to hit back to sap at her stamina and aggression. Not totally wreck her, just enough so she's not beating the crap out of me.
If she's a body-builder or martial artist, I'm running.
Meh, I wouldn't hit her back. I'm a pacifist so I wouldn't hit a guy back either. Even if I wasn't a pacifist I doubt I would have hit her back since I would probably just be confused over the whole situation. I mean... I'm a pretty nice guy, so why did she hit me? I would just assume she's a mind reader and knew I had to be stopped before I did any of the sick things swirling around in my head. Yeah... my head is a bad place to be...
Well, here's how I would go about: (I would act the same, if it was a guy that just came out of nowhere to punch me)
Public scenario, aka lots of witnesses:
Have myself drop to the floor theatrically, hold my head and whine out in anguish, so everyone sees that I am miserable, so they will testify against him/her later in court.
Once the police arrives, testify against him/her, go all weak-kneed, etc.
Sue him/her for everything he/she got.
Profit.
(I am a 200cm, 100kg guy and a martial-artist specially trained in self-defense, so making the case against a petite woman would be hard, buut if my acting is good enough, I can claim that she got a lucky punch in, and that there should not be a reason for her not to be punished)
In a non-public scenario:
A random human being of a given gender walks up to me, in an environment without witnesses and attacks me (description see above)?
He/she is looking for trouble, which means, that he/she is either very confident in his/her abilites or just plain crazy, which in turn tells me that, whatever the case, I will be in serious trouble if I do not defend myself.
So, I have to hit fast, hit hard and try to surprise him/her.
I would probably start talking to her/him, along the lines of "ouch, why, you §$%&" and before finishing my sentence kick him/her in the shin as hard as possible, hoping for him/her not to be an active Thai-boxer, etc.
If he/she is still standing and willing to fight afterwards, go all out on regions you know will hurt, but, in most cases won't result in anything fatal, so joints, arms, legs, lower stomach.
I do make too many plans for situations like these, thank you for asking.
Public scenario, aka lots of witnesses:
Have myself drop to the floor theatrically, hold my head and whine out in anguish, so everyone sees that I am miserable, so they will testify against him/her later in court.
Once the police arrives, testify against him/her, go all weak-kneed, etc.
Sue him/her for everything he/she got.
Profit.
(I am a 200cm, 100kg guy and a martial-artist specially trained in self-defense, so making the case against a petite woman would be hard, buut if my acting is good enough, I can claim that she got a lucky punch in, and that there should not be a reason for her not to be punished)
In a non-public scenario:
A random human being of a given gender walks up to me, in an environment without witnesses and attacks me (description see above)?
He/she is looking for trouble, which means, that he/she is either very confident in his/her abilites or just plain crazy, which in turn tells me that, whatever the case, I will be in serious trouble if I do not defend myself.
So, I have to hit fast, hit hard and try to surprise him/her.
I would probably start talking to her/him, along the lines of "ouch, why, you §$%&" and before finishing my sentence kick him/her in the shin as hard as possible, hoping for him/her not to be an active Thai-boxer, etc.
If he/she is still standing and willing to fight afterwards, go all out on regions you know will hurt, but, in most cases won't result in anything fatal, so joints, arms, legs, lower stomach.
I do make too many plans for situations like these, thank you for asking.