If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Sewer Rat]

Press B to Jump.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Crowbars are AWESOME!"

 

[blindthrall]

"The G-man is a lie."

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"OK, that's seventeen years of silence - pay up, G-Man."

 

[Olorune]

"Alyx......[looks down, puts his face in his hands, and starts to cry] the G-Man touched me in my bathing suit area and made me call him 'Uncle Bad Touch'!"

She'd probably just be like O_O

 

[Lim3]

"Alyx, those jeans make your arse look big."

 

[tetron]

Hail to the king baby !

 

[muller93]

" im just the mailman "

 

[beastwood225]

"NO, NOT THE SEE-SAW PUZZLE! NOT AGAIN!"

 

[Cari-des]

... Fuck my life

 

[Cosmic Naginata]

"...and now for that beer you owe me."

 

[Srdjan]

I must shave this stupid beard

 

[Professor M]

I imagine he'd speak in a booming bass tone, much like Morgan Freeman. And he would say:

"I am god"

And the war would end

 

[sheogoraththemad]

where's my crowbar?

 

[Contun]

"Jesus Christ, Guys.... Why is everyone gawking at me like I'm the God-Forsaken Mesiah? If I hear someone call me 'The One Free-Man' one more time, they're getting a freakin' crowbar to the face. I'm dead serious."

 

[hyperhammy]

"Why the **** can't I talk?"