If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[C117]

"Screw this!" Then he'd proceed to slaughtering all rebels in sight.

 

[Icehearted]

"JUST SHUT YOUR HOLE, ALEX! SHUT YOUR FREAKING PIE HOLE!"

Personally, I've wished I could say that to her with the crowbar.

 

[oppp7]

"Hey, wait, this is all a dream..."
Then Valve get piles of hate mail.

 

[wolf thing]

"i am not a physisist, iam a chemist"

 

[Sexy Street]

IMA DUDE PLAYIN A DUDE DISGUISED AS ANOTHA DUDE!

 

[Chunko]

Could he just do a run on sentance and talk for ever.

 

[UnataSingu]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

 

[Gavmando]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

*Damnit! Ninja'd!!!*

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Oh I got one.

"Han. *crowbar smack* Shot. *smack* FIRST *smack* *Zombie goes limp and dies*

"hehehe I'm such a nerd"

 

[Kookookrazy]

"If her unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of scientific life and inspired you to change your ways, then her injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Alyx? I say poor us."

 

[Ghonzor]

"DAMN IT PEOPLE, I'M A SCIENTIST NOT A SOLDIER!"

I went to MIT, not West Point!

 

[Spoonius]

"When the FUCK am I gonna get a Portal gun?!"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Honestly he would probably say something really cheesy in a really geeky voice. Everyone makes him out to be this big tough guy, but there's probably a reason why he doesn't talk...

 

[Hallow'sEve]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat..."

 

[RobCoxxy]

"Why do I fucking bother helping? EVERY FUCKING TIME I "save the world", IT ONLY MAKES THINGS WORSE... I'm off to the pub."

 

[Kramcake2516]

Should have gone to specksavers

 

[Amarok]

*parp* 'scuse me.

or

"I NEED. MORE. FUCKING. MORPHINE."

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

"i have to toilet. i havent been toilet since i got here"

 

[Jormungand]

"No, you go get the gas can."

or

"Can we please take the elevator that is not incredibly slow and unimaginably loud?"