If Gordon Freeman could say one sentence, what would it be?

[Booze Zombie]

Makes sense his only sentence would be to pass on Barney's message... maybe that's why Barney's holding out on the beer?

Could be.

I think walking up to Breen, insulting him and freeing a city is worth more than a beer, though.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Some people fuck at funerals, while I, knock off heads.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Could be.

I think walking up to Breen, insulting him and freeing a city is worth more than a beer, though.

He did destroy the city though. Maybe that's being held against him?

 

[Booze Zombie]

He did destroy the city though. Maybe that's being held against him?

Not like it was a nice city, though.
It was all metal, alien overlords and said alien's minions.

I'm pretty sure where Barney is from, that's worth a crate of whiskey.
Oblitorating your enemy, that is.

 

[Outamyhead]

Dammit, I hate crabs!!!

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

I need more cowbell!

Or well... for the sake of inane contradiction of both convention and conception!

 

[Flying-Emu]

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMBINE ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET!

COMBINE, ************

DO YOU SPEAK IT?

 

[DragonChi]

"*cough*iwanttobeinsideyoualyx*cough*"

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

"Boy, I sure hope this doesn't get annoying if I say it over and over again"

 

[fanficbug]

"FOR SCIENCE!"


or "The beer is a lie!"
(the beer is a lie
the beer is a lie
the beer is a lie
the beer is a lie)

 

[c0lefalk]

You volunteer to help one person eradicate a species, and it all snowballs from there.

 

[geon106]

"So... Is anyone going to explain about that damn cat?"

haha this one.. just because i've always wondered about that cat

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

'John Freeman, bro, I am science zombie'

DAMN YOUR AWESOMENESS! DAMN IT TO HELL

Anyway, I want him to do start singing something by Frank Sinatra.

 

[Dr. Paine]

"So... Is anyone going to explain about that damn cat?"

haha this one.. just because i've always wondered about that cat

Apparently the exchange was cut down in the game, but an old script had Barney saying he had to turn it inside out to make sure it was a cat. Apparently it was the first subject for the teleport and... yeah.

 

[Keepitclean]

Have you done your pre-lab?

My old chemistry teacher looked like a washed up Gordon Freeman

 

[Soushi]

"Would someone please tell the Director to stop sewing my toungue to the roof of my mouth..."

 

[Pompey71]

He'd say...

"how can the same shit happen to the same guy twice!?" and then the plane would crash and...

oh wait. That's Die Hard 2

 

[CincoDeMayo]

"This suit gives me blisters "