If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Dr.Susse]

Thank you for your interest but the Aperture Science testing Initiative is not currently hiring would you like an information booklet?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What would you say if I shot you in the face?

I'd very much like to do that again.

 

[Neuromancer]

Wanna get beat up?

Stay behind and play it safe.

 

[Teoes]

What do I do when it's my first swinger's night?

Right between the eyes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Should we do things that won't kill them?

She set my soul on fire.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

What's with all this duct tape all over my TV screen?

I hope you step on a Lego brick.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Now that I've killed your whole family, what do you intend to do to me?

Bad eggs.
capcha: bad egg

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What do bad chickens produce?

Apply superglue directly to the affected area, then add bacon as necessary.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hello operator I seem to be rather bored and my arse itches.
What should I do?

Stay a little longer.

 

[Teoes]

Why must I stand back from the spaghetti I just poured on the floor?

Alone, naked and locked in a cold, dark room.

 

[kailus13]

What does your strange fetish entail?

Klingon foreheads.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

What size forehead is too big?

Faulty clavicles.

 

[thesilentman]

What's a nonsensical insult?

I need a baseball bat now.

 

[kailus13]

What do you need and when?

A stopped clock.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

What can interpret the 4th dimension and is unable to share its secrets?

More cowbell.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Can we use this Jelly as a parachute?

Nine out of ten cats.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

How high do you rate this German shepherd?

Commander Shepard.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What was the highest ranked dog in German military history?

Kazan the wolf dog.

 

[kailus13]

What is this dogs name and breed?

Pizza flavoured vodka.

 

[Teoes]

Does the 5-second rule count for cake if you delay the start of the count by an hour or two?

I used my mouth!