If you could conquer one country, which would it be?

Foolery

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The USA. I would do almost same thing they did to Japan in WWII. Cripple the country (without the use of atomic bombs) and then forbid them to have a standing army or wage war just like Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution. I like most of the American people, but their government's attitude of trying to police the world has always rubbed me the wrong way.
 

Evil Smurf

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I've long since wanted to take over America and make it a communist paradise, best of all, I'd do it with KITTEHS.
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/173/0/5/Communist_Kitty_Loves_all_by_KentoDaCat.jpg
 

Alcamonic

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England. For the classy style and tea.

Possibly Canada so I can easily move there, lovely cold weather!
 

Dark Knifer

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New zealand. They don't have much hope being their own country anyway and they have all them pretty mountains.

It would hardly be a conquering more a slight change to foreign policy follow by a rapid increase of citizens.
 

balladbird

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I'd conquer Australia. The way I see it, even though it's just one country, it also counts as a continent, so I'd get +2 reinforcements a turn for having it, which would give me a slight advantage over those who chose a country that isn't a continent. Then I could just mass my troops in indonesia every turn and voila! perfect defensive bottleneck.
 

broca

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China obviously. It is rich, powerful and already has everything in place that's necessary for a successful dictatorship.
 

WWWLUCIFERCOM

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Is it wrong to want to invade China so I can attempt to make the Fallout universe a reality (yes I know it's impossible but you'll thank me when everyone's walking around in power armor shooting at deathclaws and super mutants and maybe ghouls if your a racist)
 

Caiphus

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Drummodino said:
As an Australian, New Zealand. They really should stop pretending to be their own country and just join up with us already. We can trade, Kiwi birds for kangaroos!
How cruel. Australia attacking New Zealand would be like beating up your little brother.

Your slightly uppity, insecure little brother.
 

Khaine the betrayer

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I would conquer the US of A and afterwards invade the rest of the world(starting with Canada, purely so they can apologise for not rolling over and dieing afterwards) so I can become the god emperor of mankind.
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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Reiper said:
The Gentleman said:
The US. I've always wanted to apply a handful of theories to the Americans. Plus, once I control the US military, who's going stop me as I eye Canada and the rest of the Americas?
I think you will find that each northman Canadian is worth 10 of you southron princelings.
How about 9 Americans for every Canadian? My new empire is just shy of your demands.
 

Mr. Q

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Japan, if only to get their best minds on building a working model of this...



Then, once a small army of mechs are completed, I shall conquer this puny planet!
 

Senare

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China, to set in place better policies regarding environmental and human health, freedom of speech and anti-corruption measures. I think they are growing very well - I just want them to grow into something that will be for the definite betterment of their people.
Method: Political and corporate conspiracy, media freedom.

North Korea, because I want freedom and human rights for their people.
Method: Media warfare and relief networks.

EDIT: This assumes I have the resources and knowledge to realistically succeed with my goals. Otherwise a takeover is pointless.
 

C14N

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Zykon TheLich said:
...I'm sorry, what was that?

You do realise that the entire reason we went round taking other peoples countries is that ours is so horrible right?
Well that explains the Bahamas and Australia but why did you have to take Ireland? From a geographical perspective it's basically just more of the same!

Taking England mightn't be a bad idea though. If you could take that and re-strengthen the commonwealth you get Canada and Australia in the mix too.
 

klaynexas3

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I would conquer Russia. Because once I have it, no one else can take it from me. Name one person that has managed to take Russia, besides Russians?
 

FPLOON

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Australia

It's the only country I can think of that both challenging, yet doable...
(Just imagine those early race riots during King and X's time... only with weapons used in Gunslinger Girl... and without the "race" part, of course...)
And then, a bunch of laws will change under my ruling...

I'm sure my pending assassination that would come years later would be both satisfying and a bit saddening, since my overall ruling was more polarizing than choosing just one game of the year every year... (and everyone totally agreeing to it without hesitation...)
 

Silverbeard

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I would conquer Nepal.

Why? Because my fledgling empire will be in need of the best, toughest and most tenacious soldiers it can find.
The Ghurkas, in other words.

klaynexas3 said:
I would conquer Russia. Because once I have it, no one else can take it from me. Name one person that has managed to take Russia, besides Russians?
The Mongols.
 

Quazimofo

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USA. Oodles of natural resources, oodles of people, oodles of space, a smack of just about every major culture or topography or biome you can think of, and access to some serious military hardware to replenish my stores/give me raw materials so I can finally implement boltguns as standard issue "small arms" (boltguns are f****** big).

Also, the political system is so fucked that the people will practically beg me to hit the reset button on congress. I won't run a dictatorship, more like the existing constitutional republic but with myself as the emperor on top of it all. There's a good few small changes I can make too to prevent the system from borking itself again in a single generation. I might even be able to experiment with the system since it's not like someone's going to successfully revolt, I have the souls of my entire army on lease!

Invasion plan? Most populated states simultaneously in a massive shock and awe attack, then consolidate and focus on the few states who haven't surrendered after the national government is under my thumb.
 

MrSir231

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Japan. They're the country that would most likely want to build my giant mechs that would inevitably fill my armies.