If you could create a Fallout Vault experiment, what would you do?

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The_Chief

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300 people in one vault. then after the first 5 years, every 6 months 100 people press a button on a board of 100. 33 of those buttons kill every one of their relatives.
 

Saylek

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Fanusc101 said:
A vault with the wallpaper as lolcats.

I'll give them two weeks.
you cant imagine how long i was laughing?smiling?chuckling for...god *wipes tear* urgh that was random.
hi5! to you my good sir.

i would.... make a giant maze and hidden in each part of the maze would be a toilet, fridge, bed, etc,etc. the lights turn on for 1 second every 1 minute... lets see how long the 30 people survive in there. ill be watching and eating popcorn from camera room. oh the lols
 

Wargamer

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It must have been suggested already, but...

Take a bunch of die-hard 360 owners who are addicted to Halo / CoD / Gears of War / Any "Real is Brown Ultraviolence" shooter you care to name.

The only source of entertainment in the Vault is Wii Sports.
 

Wargamer

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Guitar Gamer said:
vault 13: all types of metal are played constantly (but not to the extent that everyone goes deaf)
Vault 13 already exists - someone never played Fallout 1. :p
 

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The experiment with Bunker 43 was that a Goat was made overseer, and the security staff had strict instructions to protect him. The Bunker was also home to a Hei Gui stealth suit, and one man who really hated goats...

We wrote a few of these a while back.
 

That One Six

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Put in two groups in a virtual war-zone (ie Americans v French). Give them laser-rifles and enough food to last until Vault opened. Let's see who wins!
 

Wargamer

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Suppose this one has to be pitched...

SYNOPSIS: There is a large button in public display. Place considerable amounts of material stressing, very clearly, that NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN if the Button is pressed.

The Button is behind bullet-proof glass. Two years in, the glass automatically removes itself.

HYPOTHESIS: The presence of the Button, combined with the extreme propaganda of "nothing bad will happen", will most likely convince people something bad WILL happen. The button shall therefore be kept off-limits.


SYNOPSIS: As above, but the Button causes the entire Vault to self-destruct, killing all inhabitants.

HYPOTHESIS: I give it a week.
 

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SomeBritishDude said:
For thoughs who don't know, in Fallout several vaults where invented to keep people safe after the bombs fell. However, many of them were instead used for weird twisted experiments with the inmates. For instance, there was a vault in Fallout 3 full of nothing but Clones of this guy called Gary.

If you could design a vault experiment what would you do?

I'd lock a 1000 cats in my vault and leak radiation into the food and water and see what we had when the vault was opened. We'd either get Cat from Red dwarf, or scary ass mutated saber tooths.
Where's the vault with the clones? I haven't come across it...
 

qwerty15990

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Aerodynamic said:
The Best Scientists And Best Remaining Artists In Vault 1337
They will have everything they need
They will work on bringing back the Singers who have Died(Andrew Wood, Layne Staley, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, ect)
yes but dont bring back axl rose
 

LockHeart

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I'd tamper with the holovid and intercom system so that whenever someone decides to watch a film or listen to the radio, hell, take any action whatsoever (i.e. opening a door) there's a chance that they'll be Rickrolled via a projector or the radio in their PipBoy.

I expect either an incredibly insular population or a society of paranoid schizophrenics to come about rapidly.
 

SilverHammerMan

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Fill a vault with 500 hardened, psychotic career criminals and 500 Dirty Harry style cops. Dress the crooks in red and the cops in blue so they can differentiate on sight and fill the armories with only medieval weaponry and armor. Fill the food and water with aggression enhancing drugs. Then watch the chaos unfold.
Alternatively, fill a vault with 500 scientists and pretentious atheist liberals, and 500 fundamentalist christian republicans. Give shotguns to all the fundamentalists. The catch is that only the scientists can use the equipment. What will happen?
 

Total LOLige

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In my vault experiment I would get lots of monkeys and turn them into super soldiers equipped with power Armour. also I would inject hem with my special dna mutating serum to give them super powers like someone from x- men . then I would put them against Weapon XI.
 
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Vault 101: In it I'd lock all the surviving contestants of Reality shows, as well as everyone involved in producing them.

Then I'd just seal it shut. Permanently.
 

Jark212

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Vault 212: 40 women 1 man. All the women have been engineered so that only 1 out of 20 babies born would be male. I would live there.
 

j0z

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Reuq said:
j0z said:
That's sick.
wait, that's the point...
Doesn't matter, don't mess with da catz!
:D

OT:
I would lock everyone up, and then kill one person. Make it look like murder, and then watch them try to figure out who it was. Then systematically kill everyone off, leaving two people. Then watch what happens
Oblivion DBH quest much?

OT: I would provide no amusement and an abundance of performance inhancing drugs, ranging from caffien to harder stuff. All work and no play make jack a dull boy, however all work and no relaxation makes jack excellent to watch!
Actually, Oblivion stole that idea from a story called "And then there were none" (also made into a movie). But most people around here would only know of it through the DBH quest that you speak of.
 

Drakmorg

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I'd lock a group of people in a vault with very little food and propaganda about how cannibalism is good literally covering the walls and study how long it takes before they start snacking on each other.

Either that or...

Get a large group of people, at least 20 from every religious group possible, and study how long it takes before they band together and start embarking on crusades against the others. Then the last group alive gets to go to a real vault.