If you could get in to bed with anyone in the world. Who would it be?

[blackbobcat]

So guys and gals. Who would you get in to bed with given the chance. Anyone in the world. A reason with a name/description.

Mine would be the girl next door. Not the actor from the movie but my actual neighbor.

have i got the perfect thing for you... its called Flunitrazepam or Rohypnol (pronounced Ru fu nol)its a fast acting strong hypnotic sedative muscle relaxant drug used for the treatment of insomnia and has a strong ammnesic effect.... basically it makes people fall asleep and not remember...

just invite this girl over for a drink and chuck 1 in (3 or 4 to be safe) and hey presto your dream is possible

(please note i am not responsible for any legal ramifications arising from you using this idea likewise i cannot be held responsable if you put 3 or 4 in her drink and she dies....)

on a more serious note WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HER !!!!!

OR HER!!!!

Katy perry and Miranda Kerr in case you live under a rock.....

*EDIT* I put the image tags at the start and end of the HTML codes from photobucket when i copy/pasted but it didnt hide them in one of those white box thingys like it was supposed to... anyone tell me what i did wrong lol im a noob

[b]borderline NFSW pics removed, also try not to promote rape on the forums please - ColdStorage[/b]

 

[Hexadecimal]

Alexander Skarsgård.

He is currently the most beautiful human being on Earth to me. Yes, I'm shallow.

 

[Exia91]

I choose Patrick Stewart, his voice would soothe me to sleep as he reads me a bed time story.

What? You never specifically said we had to have sex. I used a loophole.

If it had to be sex... nah, can't think of a single person I would definitely get in bed with.

Spoiler: Maybe this person... not a dirty picture, completely safe.

THIS! I'm going French all the way now.

OT:
Well, if I have to be honest? My girlfriend, no one else.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel..

I would like to be the meat in that Jessica burger if you get my drift!

 

[Duskwaith]

The person that I am currently in love with

Likewise. No one beats the one you love

 

[Kris015]

Hayley Williams. She is fucking awesome (and hot)!

 

[Will Lorus]

Scarlett johansson for sure.
Just look at that body plus she has class.

This. Although after that one night anybody else in the world would be a step down.

meh, it'd still be more than worth it.

 

[V TheSystem V]

Hayley Williams. She is fucking awesome (and hot)!

Also part of a Christian rock band, I am not having any of that in my bed.

She isn't really that nice in my opinion, but that's opinion. Also she's part of a Christian rock band, I would need to break her abstinence.

 

[Alon Shechter]

My girlfriend.
I can probably get it simply by asking nicely of her ,
but I am 13 and she is 12 so.....
I'm young (physically) and she is young (Again , physically. although older than me in that aspect).
Sleeping together at this age is not something i want to do.

 

[Vrex360]

Ellen Page.

I am obsessed with her. It's not healthy.

ELLEN PAGE <3

But then I'd totally start something serious. Actually, I much rather have a serious relationship with her than just one night. Yeah I'm lame.

That was actually my pick too, Ellen Page. Had a crush on her since X-men 3, she's just so cute.

Anyway if I was going to say realistically probably a certain girl I know of whom I cannot disclose further details.

 

[AWDMANOUT]

In all seriousness, my crush. Who else?

Yeah, I think this sums it up for a lot of us.

Jessica Alba all the way. She's crazy hot. Plus I didn't think Fantastic Four was that bad.

HA!

 

[BoosterGold]

My girlfriend.

My girlfriend, because she is perfect and anyone else would be a step down

Hey! You stole my idea and posted said idea way before I even visited the site. How did you do that?

My ninja skills are that good.
Also I wanted to add that my girlfriend looks like a younger hotter Aishwarya Rai

Not adding anything new I'm just bragging sorry

 

[Ossum]

My girlfriend, because she is perfect and anyone else would be a step down

Your girlfriend.
...it had to be done..

Alternately, another vote for Scarlett. I think my current gf wouldn't hate me for it and would probably want to join us.

 

[Mechsoap]

My girlfriend.
I can probably get it simply by asking nicely of her ,
but I am 13 and she is 12 so.....
I'm young (physically) and she is young (Again , physically. although older than me in that aspect).
Sleeping together at this age is not something i want to do.

you just broke an stereotype, nicely done

ot: i would properly go for the one im in love with, if its a extending relationship i would choose thy

 

[Stone Wera]

Annie Oakley...
Don't ask me why, I already forgot.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

What if we don't like sex?

Because I'd use this to blackmail someone, if I have to.

 

[crudus]

Spoiler: Zooey Deschanel

If you follow me at all you will notice by now that I answer Zooey Deschanel to a lot of these questions >.>

 

[Matt-the-twat]

I'll take Emma Watson, first celebrity crush I've ever had, and only a year apart in age so it would feel surprisingly natural.

 

[Alon Shechter]

you just broke an stereotype, nicely done

ot: i would properly go for the one im in love with, if its a extending realationship i would choose thy

Is... Is that a good thing?