If you could give advice to your 14 year old self...

[Phoenix Arrow]

I know you'll get quite smitten with Josh, I know he'll seem like a lovely guy. But he isn't. Trust me!

Aww come on. I'm a lovely guy really. =P

I've actually been thinking about this since I posted and I have some more.
Stop worrying about people at secondary school, your friends aren't real friends when they expect you to be someone you're not. With that, just be yourself and you'll get by somehow.

 

[P1p3s]

Don't give up the piano, when you meet a guy called Stuart in a couple of years time AVOID HIM and if you say something do it, don't be a hypocrite, mean it, believe it and live it.

 

[Evilbunny]

Wait, I just thought of another one. You are not superior to your classmates in any way so stop acting like it. You are going to end up with only a few friends and no girlfriend.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Say yes to your girlfriend you dumbass you won't regret it.

*smacks younger self in back of head but fliches when he feels it*

 

[Fox1789]

dont date that italian guy.....

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hmm probably:
"It will get better kid"
"Lose the black and eyeliner, you look like a dick"
"For the love of god don't take further maths again" *strangles self and starts disapearing*
"Oh and don't sleep with that particular girl, just trust me on this one"

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Don't screw the goth chick it will ruin your chances with your hot girlfriend

 

[Jharry5]

'Don't ask her out, what ever you do!'
'Take biology at college instead of Spanish - ignore that guy and just do it!'
'Stop trying to get everyone to like you. It's impossible!'
'Don't give up the drums - keep playing!'

Then I point out to myself that all my advice ends with exclamation points...

 

[BubbleGumSnareDrum]

I would have started smoking pot regularly taking mushrooms a few years earlier, I think.

 

[Lord Hattie]

In this order:
"Do not make out with her, you're being a pressuring dick",
"If you do, don't get paranoid and ignore her afterwards, you lose a lot of friends and get emotionally bullied by two girls full of misplaced righteousness,"
"Don't get involved with Julia, she'll break your heart",
"The lottery numbers for this date are written on this piece of paper"
and "Don't let Martha borrow your Smexbox, she'll break Saint's Row."
I'd probably also ask if I could join my younger self at whatever game I was playing at that time.

 

[Rochnan]

For science?
No words, I'd just shoot me and wait for anything to happen.
Alternatively- if such a paradox would end the universe- I'd say something like 'Well boy, put on a big smile, as we're going to end the univers in three, two , one...' *plop*

Nah, more in the spirit of this thread?
"Karma works."
I'd also point out some generally useful things for the future, but nothing too drastic.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Stay in Shape. Don't let go of any of your games, in time they will be irriplacible masterpieces. Some games are so hard to find these days.

 

[wlaidler]

lottery numbers
and that i should give up on HE in school completely cause after 2 years i will still be unable to sow

 

[jake09050]

enjoy 15 year old girls for aslong as possible (one of the rare commodities of being young)

Aw man, it pains me to think about all the 15 year old ass I missed out on. Stupid abstinence commercials, they were so goddamn convincing.

Trust Me most 15 year old ass is std infected anyway

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

enjoy 15 year old girls for aslong as possible (one of the rare commodities of being young)

Aw man, it pains me to think about all the 15 year old ass I missed out on. Stupid abstinence commercials, they were so goddamn convincing.

Trust Me most 15 year old ass is std infected anyway

They made condoms for a reason.

/captain obvious

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

For the love of God, don't ever, under any circumstances, no matter what any one says, DRINK THE COOL-AID.

 

[Evilbunny]

enjoy 15 year old girls for aslong as possible (one of the rare commodities of being young)

Aw man, it pains me to think about all the 15 year old ass I missed out on. Stupid abstinence commercials, they were so goddamn convincing.

Trust Me most 15 year old ass is std infected anyway

Most 20 year old ass I get now is STD infected. I assumed that was par for the course.

 

[TheTygerfire]

The next two people you think you love, you don't, wait four years and then you'll meet the one you really do.

 

[humpingmonkey]

To have never ever bought WoW, ruined my high school career.