If you could go back and tell your teenage self one piece of advice...
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"Get your ass into that gym, laddie! Also, here's a list of companies that are going to make lots of money, and here are the plans of this time machine. Have fun!"
"No, fuck that, try with the uglier one, you stand a chance with her. Sure you're not attracted too her per se, but trust me, you're gonna be kicking yourself later when she slims down and gets big tits while you get fatter and no growth spurts ever come."
Get out of that hell hole that we called home and move in with Auntie Linda, trust me the years of abuse and mind destruction is not worth it
I would go back to April 19th 2008 and tell myself to stay home that night. Though I would save myself from 3 years of misery, I may not be the person I am now, so given the chance I wouldn't tell my past self anything unless it was actually me going back and staying in the past with the knowledge that I have now.
I'm 16... But there is something I'd like to tell my 14 year self.
Do your homework you lazy fuck.
Edit: Will probably say the same advice to my 16 year self when I'm 18...
Do your homework you lazy fuck.
Edit: Will probably say the same advice to my 16 year self when I'm 18...
"Stop being so fucking reclusive and go out and play!!!"
Seriously, I was shy/reclusive as fuck around the time I turned 10. Didn't start properly worrying about socialising with my friends and stuff till I was around 18 or 19. Although the people I knew back then I wouldn't touch with a 40 foot pole nowadays, back then I guess it would've made a difference.
Second choice: "See that guitar? Learn to play it. Like...right now. You'll wanna know how to play it in about 10 years so fucking pick it up RIGHT NOW!"
Seriously, I was shy/reclusive as fuck around the time I turned 10. Didn't start properly worrying about socialising with my friends and stuff till I was around 18 or 19. Although the people I knew back then I wouldn't touch with a 40 foot pole nowadays, back then I guess it would've made a difference.
Second choice: "See that guitar? Learn to play it. Like...right now. You'll wanna know how to play it in about 10 years so fucking pick it up RIGHT NOW!"
stop being lazy and do your homework you jackass
get a fucking job don't just play games and have fun all the time
and learn to drive
get a fucking job don't just play games and have fun all the time
and learn to drive
I would first send myself the secret code I developed for myself back in high school in case something like that happened/I was about to do something life/world changing, and would send a message to myself with the code. If I remembered where it came from, I had nothing to worry about. The fact that I wouldn't remember where this was from would get me interested.
I'd include in the message something horrifying like "SLENDERMAN"
And after younger me stopped screaming and realized time travel was involved...
"Dude, seriously, it's not a cruel act. That girl totally digs you." Is what I'd say.
"But she's in a lower grade than me!" Is probably what younger me would say. I was 16, she was 15.
"Not my problem anymore. I'm 20, she's 19. Trust me on this one, she's the most beautiful and intelligent girl you'll EVER MEET man! I'm not even kidding, every girl we've dated after this in this ass-backwards state have been mind-numblingly stupid sheeple!"
And then absolutely nothing would be resolved because I was a socially retarded little twat.
I'd include in the message something horrifying like "SLENDERMAN"
And after younger me stopped screaming and realized time travel was involved...
"Dude, seriously, it's not a cruel act. That girl totally digs you." Is what I'd say.
"But she's in a lower grade than me!" Is probably what younger me would say. I was 16, she was 15.
"Not my problem anymore. I'm 20, she's 19. Trust me on this one, she's the most beautiful and intelligent girl you'll EVER MEET man! I'm not even kidding, every girl we've dated after this in this ass-backwards state have been mind-numblingly stupid sheeple!"
And then absolutely nothing would be resolved because I was a socially retarded little twat.