If you could go back and tell your teenage self one piece of advice...

[RustlessPotato]

"Don't let Kelly go" and

"For fuck sake, Even if you've got a brain, study you idiot !" *smacks on head.

 

[Yopaz]

I would probably tell myself to eat more and gain more weight. Also to buy stocks in Google right after the finance crisis struck bottom. I'd be a millionaire then.

 

[KefkaCultist]

Just come out of that closet you've been hiding in since Jr. High. Sure, it'll give the bullies another thing to use against you, but they're already being assholes and you've put them in their place before. Being open about this will probably make you happier and besides, some people have already guessed it. Also, do your fucking homework you lazy ass.

EDIT: Oh, and don't fail PE three times. Having a senior year 2.0 filled with three PE classes back-to-back isn't that fun.

 

[odanhammer]

one piece of advice i'd give myself back as a teenager , kill yourself . life sucks.
Oh and the cake isn't worth it.

 

[jamman]

go listen to heavy metal, you'll like it.
stop hanging out with those "friends" who treat you like shit,
don't be so hard on yourself

 

[EHKOS]

Don't give a fuck about anything, work out, and please, PLEASE do not drive your mom to that doctor appt. It will cause you to become agoraphobic!

 

[Happy_Mutant]

You know what you want to be. Don't keep running from it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Get your ass into that gym, laddie! Also, here's a list of companies that are going to make lots of money, and here are the plans of this time machine. Have fun!"

 

[Daveman]

"No, fuck that, try with the uglier one, you stand a chance with her. Sure you're not attracted too her per se, but trust me, you're gonna be kicking yourself later when she slims down and gets big tits while you get fatter and no growth spurts ever come."

 

[demoncub1990]

Get out of that hell hole that we called home and move in with Auntie Linda, trust me the years of abuse and mind destruction is not worth it

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I would go back to April 19th 2008 and tell myself to stay home that night. Though I would save myself from 3 years of misery, I may not be the person I am now, so given the chance I wouldn't tell my past self anything unless it was actually me going back and staying in the past with the knowledge that I have now.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

I'm 16... But there is something I'd like to tell my 14 year self.

Do your homework you lazy fuck.


Edit: Will probably say the same advice to my 16 year self when I'm 18...

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Double Post. Carry on. Not my fault D=

 

[anthony87]

"Stop being so fucking reclusive and go out and play!!!"

Seriously, I was shy/reclusive as fuck around the time I turned 10. Didn't start properly worrying about socialising with my friends and stuff till I was around 18 or 19. Although the people I knew back then I wouldn't touch with a 40 foot pole nowadays, back then I guess it would've made a difference.

Second choice: "See that guitar? Learn to play it. Like...right now. You'll wanna know how to play it in about 10 years so fucking pick it up RIGHT NOW!"

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

stop being lazy and do your homework you jackass
get a fucking job don't just play games and have fun all the time
and learn to drive

 

[R3dF41c0n]

I would tell myself to double check the credit requirements for that scholarship and to get my A+ certification as soon as possible.

 

[Desworks]

How to build the time machine. Seriously, none of you guys stabilised the time loop, so you're going to write your future selves out of existence for the jerk you were in the past? Screw that guy!

 

[Rai^3]

"Quit being so fucking lazy."

 

[Hazzard]

When it rains, do not cycle fast, especially down the hill you cycle down everyday. You will not recover. Especially if you do not have a pinned hip.

 

[Jadams]

Don't carry on maths after you failed it bad move, carry on with film studies

also be more sociable and you wont be such a miserable git