If you had to invade Hell which fictional army would you use?

Critter_jones

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I would chose the Spartan army from 300. The reason for this is that they are already going to Hell for dinner and they will be extremely pissed off when they are denied a table due to them not meeting Hell's strict dress code and their lack of reservation.
 

Poster1234

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Clearly, this requires some decent planning. Let's see...
Ok

Strategy advisor : Zhuge Liang (any day) and as his assistant : Tactics (Frozen Synapse)
Commando team to take out Satan : Sheperd, his crew, Altair, Sam Fisher and Batman, along with the inside-man : Jinkuro-Momohime. (The mere shockwave of badassness of these five meeting together should do the job).

Oh, and the troops themselves ?
No 1 is Alucard. (the one from Hellsing) That's 3 million dudes allready, and easy to carry too.
No 2 is the cast from Diablo 2 (I say, leave it to specialists)
No 3 is God
No 4 is Gengis Kahn
Since I need a filler :
No 5 are the Space Marines (preferably BEFORE their split-up)

While I'm at it, I'd take Tassadar and Zeratul along for the ride aswell.

Ok, all set.
Plan a : We go in. They run. We're awesome.
Plan b : We go in. They resist. They die. Did I mention we're awesome ?
 

Citizen Sane

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The Weird undead ghost thingys from The night angel triology ( I cant remember their name)
The super ones just ignore Armour...
 

xXAsherahXx

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I would either use the Locusts from Gears since they're used to fighting underground and know how to tunnel easily, or the Clones from Star Wars since they are dispensable.

An army of Jedi would be glorious, though. Yeah, I think that's my first choice.
 

haaxist

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The T'lan Imass from Steven Erickson's Malazan Books of the Fallen.

What? You never said they had to be from a game. Or ALIVE.
 

Death on Trapezoids

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When I think about it, pretty much anyone from warhammer 40k would have no trouble with conquering hell. There are so many orks, hell would literally run out of space before all the orks got to fight. Same with the imperial gaurd (and COMMISSAR STEVE), and the tyranids. The necrons are close enough to being impossible to kill and there are enough of them that the same thing would apply. Besides their also overwhelming numbers, the tagline of the Tau is "yeah, we suck at close combat. Too bad you'll never get there". Even the eldar have a tried and true approach: guns that shoot shurikens and lightning.

The space marines wouldn't fill up hell, but think about it: The base space marine (ignoring specialist units, like terminators) stands 8 feet tall, can absorb blows that would reduce standard humans to bloody chunks, and weilds weapons that are generally mounted on vehicles, the least formidable of which is a grenade machine gun. And that's before he puts on his armor, which enhances his already formidable strength and makes him more or less pokey-thing proof, airtight, and fireproof (except for promethium, which te demons don't have). Then there's the grey knights. Plus, I've got this image in my mind of an imperator class titan accidentally squashing satan as it walks around the front line.

If I had to pick a non-40k army, I'd go with the Terrans from Starcraft/Starcraft 2. I'd fly in in a battlecruiser, vaporize satan with what is essentially a channeled nuclear blast, then watch all the demons turn on each other. That, or I'd just wage a conventional ground war.

Heck, the regular human armies of the modern world could do it; just go read Armageddon???
 

Alar

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The Zerg. They would infest the damned and assimilate the demons. And really, I don't think Hell would stand much of a chance against the Zerg Swarm anyways. Char is basically Hell as it is.
 

Fleetfiend

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Without a doubt, I would use the Army of the Dead from Lord of the Rings. Seriously; they are already dead people. Well... undead. Therefore, hell wouldn't already be in possession of them. Not to mention they could destroy Sauron's entire orc army in approximately thirty seconds.

Win.
 

Helscreama

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Dejanus said:
The Imperial Guard. All of them. That's hundreds of trillions of soldiers and hundreds of millions of massive war machines, artillery, and air power. The casualties would be horrendous, titanic even by the Hobbesian standard of the 41st millenium. But to die in the Emperor's service is to die a good death, and there are more martyrs where that came from.

Only in death does duty end.
The Imperial Guard would only be the infantry and tanks with some aircraft, there is the Imperial Guard, Imperial Navy and the largest of the war machines used are supplied by the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Therefore I would deploy with the armies of the Adeptus Mechanicus, Imperial Guardsmen agumented so they don't fear anything. Backed up and armed with the most upto date and powerful weapons that Mars can offer and also backed by Titans!
 

Happy_Mutant

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OneOfTheMichael said:
Michael's army of angels. I imagine them with huge claymores and blazing wings. Bad-A
Yeah, I agree, except the huge claymore stuff. I mean, this was the army that out all demon IN hell, right? Stick with the pros.