If you had to invade Hell which fictional army would you use?

[Squidden]

The Universal Union from HL2.

 

[axeman157]

the Combine, 7-hour-war clear enough?

 

[Burtono]

I would use the brotherhood of steel 500 millon troops with verterbirds and tanks.
Did they make tanks?

 

[Hunter15]

Necromorphs..just..just necromorphs. give me necromporhs, chuck Norris, and Reb Brown, il concur Hell in 5 mins

 

[Hunter15]

yesh me and my brothers would have an easy time killing every demon in hell, i defientally know War would have a blast

 

[pspman45]

Space Marines
just sayin'

 

[Taham]

Chuck Norris is all I need.

 

[Spoonius]

"If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it."

- Erwin Rommel

 

[BakedAlaskan]

Castiel the New God, one click of the fingers...

 

[MadMechanic]

Space Marines of the Iron Hands chapter.

After we've invaded and taken over Hell (we will, it'll be easy, after all the flesh is weak), we'll execute an entire 1/3 of the population of Hell for allowing it to become some Hell-like.
Easy, job done. Time to go home. Tea, augmetic enhancements and medals.
(Will anyone else get this reference...)

 

[sorpaqq]

I'd just use Kratos, he seems to be able to do this sort of thing all by himself.

 

[FrankatronX]

Troll army.

Every and any troll you can think of. We'd march up to those gates and the stench would rot them off the hinges. BOOOYEAH!

 

[Malleus Maleficarum]

Medaka Kurokami.
She would be the protagonist. Protagonist wins:

http://www.mangafox.com/manga/medaka_box/v11/c093/18.html

The worst explanation ever. Sadly, always true.

 

[Sarasti]

The White Walkers from A Song of Ice and Fire. Unstoppable, superhuman zombies that have only one weakness... oh.

So much win and so much fail at the same time.

 

[Kickingbear]

The buggers from Ender's Game with Ender leading them with that crazy hive mind nonsense.

 

[MasterOfHisOwnDomain]

Can I take Galactus? The only problem then becomes how to actually fit him in Hell. How big is Hell...? hah

 

[MightyNinjanaut]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

 

[Muspelheim]

The Imperial Guard. Rank upon rank upon rank, regiment upon regiment upon regiment of 'em, to be precise.

Or if that fails, just give me a few creative criminals, thieves and Honest John used car salesmen. If we can't invade them, we'll scam them out of there. I'm sure even Satan can be bought.