If you had to *literally* eat one book...

Dethenger

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The Wikipedia hardcopy. [http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wikipediahardcopy1.jpg]

If I'm eating a book, I'm getting a goddamn meal out of it.
 

ShakyFt Slasher

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I would eat Steinbeck's, The Pearl because it's really short. Either that or Heart of Darkness which is only 77 pages (I don't know how many The Pearl is). Btw I have a friend that eats paper and he has eaten the pages of a book before so maybe I'll ask him :p
 

Ddgafd

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Naiv. Super by Erlend Loe. I hate that book with all my might. Worst reading experience I've ever had, and I had to read it twice. I want to eat it so it'd be turned into the stuff it really is and that I'd have a good reason to flush it down the toilet.
 

Zen Toombs

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I would either eat the tiny green Bible I have, because it's small and amusingly sacrilegious.

If eating it would let me gain it's powers though, I'd.... hmm, I guess I'd eat the Bible. Well, a different copy, because the tiny green one is just a New Testament one - I want to be able to go all "vengeance, and furious anger!"
 

Wintermoot

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200 copies of the hardcover edition of War And Peace so I can brag to people I ate 200 copies of War and Peace in hardcover.
at least I get enough fibers.
if it gives me the powers based on the story I would pick Neuromancer entering cyberspace would be awesome.
 

Treblaine

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What possible discussion value can come from debating the nutritional and culinary value of paper books? Not least the non-existent reason to ever do this.
 

PinkiePyro

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The Necronomicon

Becuse by eating it i would become a dark beast of great power and rule the universe
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....
 

BushMonstar

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's Bastard sequel, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. I would greatly eat that, as I hate it.
 

Pegghead

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Kaleion said:
Pegghead said:
Hmmm, good question.

It would probably make sense to pick the smallest book I can find, so I'll have to go with "French military victories"

I see you're troll and I raise you a...

You know just one of the greatest military tacticians of all time and very successful conqueror (-_-)
I am afraid you're plan has backfired, because there's also you know, the crusades...
Oh no...not again.

*sigh*...yes, internet user #1874897 that thinks they're so clever in pulling the "The frog-eaters aren't so bad at fightin' because Napoleon and shit" trump card every time someone makes that joke, I know. And you know what? I like history, so I've known that for a damn long time.

But you know what I like more than history? Humour. Go on now and look it up on your preferred search engine. And maybe I'll look up a guide on how not to respond to people on forums like a douche on mine :(

Brightzide said:
The bible, so my body can turn it into what it actually is...that is all
Nutrients?