If you had to *literally* eat one book...
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I would eat Steinbeck's, The Pearl because it's really short. Either that or Heart of Darkness which is only 77 pages (I don't know how many The Pearl is). Btw I have a friend that eats paper and he has eaten the pages of a book before so maybe I'll ask him 
I would either eat the tiny green Bible I have, because it's small and amusingly sacrilegious.
If eating it would let me gain it's powers though, I'd.... hmm, I guess I'd eat the Bible. Well, a different copy, because the tiny green one is just a New Testament one - I want to be able to go all "vengeance, and furious anger!"
If eating it would let me gain it's powers though, I'd.... hmm, I guess I'd eat the Bible. Well, a different copy, because the tiny green one is just a New Testament one - I want to be able to go all "vengeance, and furious anger!"
200 copies of the hardcover edition of War And Peace so I can brag to people I ate 200 copies of War and Peace in hardcover.
at least I get enough fibers.
if it gives me the powers based on the story I would pick Neuromancer entering cyberspace would be awesome.
at least I get enough fibers.
if it gives me the powers based on the story I would pick Neuromancer entering cyberspace would be awesome.
The Necronomicon
Becuse by eating it i would become a dark beast of great power and rule the universe
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....
Becuse by eating it i would become a dark beast of great power and rule the universe
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's Bastard sequel, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. I would greatly eat that, as I hate it.
i'd have to say the bible, page for page, every testament. and then i'd say it tastes like lies
I would eat "eat pray love". Because I find it pretentious and overrated and would like to be rid of it.
Oh no...not again.Kaleion said:I see you're troll and I raise you a...Pegghead said:Hmmm, good question.
It would probably make sense to pick the smallest book I can find, so I'll have to go with "French military victories"
You know just one of the greatest military tacticians of all time and very successful conqueror (-_-)
I am afraid you're plan has backfired, because there's also you know, the crusades...
*sigh*...yes, internet user #1874897 that thinks they're so clever in pulling the "The frog-eaters aren't so bad at fightin' because Napoleon and shit" trump card every time someone makes that joke, I know. And you know what? I like history, so I've known that for a damn long time.
But you know what I like more than history? Humour. Go on now and look it up on your preferred search engine. And maybe I'll look up a guide on how not to respond to people on forums like a douche on mine
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Well for starters you could have picked a joke that was actually funny, but regardless I just thought it didn't make much sense because they're stereotype is that they are cowards, don't shower and stink of garlic, what does that have to do with military victories?Pegghead said:Oh no...not again.Kaleion said:
*sigh*...yes, internet user #1874897 that thinks they're so clever in pulling the "The frog-eaters aren't so bad at fightin' because Napoleon and shit" trump card every time someone makes that joke, I know. And you know what? I like history, so I've known that for a damn long time.
But you know what I like more than history? Humour. Go on now and look it up on your preferred search engine. And maybe I'll look up a guide on how not to respond to people on forums like a douche on mine
Or are we assuming that because they are cowards they surrender in every battle?
Because if that was you're joke then I can see how, it's still not funny.