If you had to *literally* eat one book...

[emeraldrafael]

Something with easily biodegradable paper.

 

[game-lover]

What would we get out of eating a book? Like would we have some weird, surreal absorption of knowledge or something?

 

[Ghaleon640]

War and Peace. Just so I could say I did.

 

[Guffe]

The Twilight series just so I can say that I turned them into the one thing that they really are.

This!!!

man I was wondering what I was going to eat.
Then I read your commment and found the meaning of life!

 

[Pegghead]

Hmmm, good question.

It would probably make sense to pick the smallest book I can find, so I'll have to go with "French military victories"

 

[Patrick Buck]

The Lord of the Rings.
Or the Bible.
I like a challange. BRING IT ON! >

 

[Patrick Buck]

The Lord of the Rings.
Or the Bible.
I like a challange. BRING IT ON! >

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The Bible.
Just because of the controversy and blasphemy.

Well I kinda already have, it was a Bible, wait I wasn't trying to be blasphemous or anything like that I was just bored there was nobody around and nothing to do so I started reading the Bible and after finishing the entirety of Genesis I was bored out of my skull and a page then fell off, I grabbed it and started started playing with it and after a while for some reason I decided to put it in my mouth and next thing I know I'm ripping off pages and eating them...

[sub][sub][sub]That is normal isn't it?[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Yeah... sure... what did it taste of?

 

[Kae]

The Bible.
Just because of the controversy and blasphemy.

-Snip-

Yeah... sure... what did it taste of?

Seriously?
Because the answer is pretty obvious...

Spoiler: Like

Paper...
Really, what did you expect?
If you don't know how that taste like, you could always...

Spoiler: !!!

eat some, I'm pretty sure you have at least one piece of paper laying around.
Wow! This answers are...

Spoiler: ...

So obvious.

 

[Kae]

Hmmm, good question.

It would probably make sense to pick the smallest book I can find, so I'll have to go with "French military victories"

I see you're troll and I raise you a...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

You know just one of the greatest military tacticians of all time and very successful conqueror (-_-)
I am afraid you're plan has backfired, because there's also you know, the crusades...

 

[AngloDoom]

"Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested"

Which book would you choose?

I wouldn't mind eating Charlie and The Chocolate Factory.

Oh yeah, and you can eat as many books as you like.

The Little Book of Calm seemed to work out pretty well for Mr. Bailey. I'll go for that.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The Bible.
Just because of the controversy and blasphemy.

-Snip-

Yeah... sure... what did it taste of?

Seriously?
Because the answer is pretty obvious...

Spoiler: Like

Paper...
Really, what did you expect?
If you don't know how that taste like, you could always...

Spoiler: !!!

eat some, I'm pretty sure you have at least one piece of paper laying around.
Wow! This answers are...

Spoiler: ...

So obvious.

I... thought it might taste like Jesus... and paper tastes different.

 

[TheEmoSpeeds666]

I would eat the Very Hungry Caterpillar, if just for the irony.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

The Twilight series just so I can say that I turned them into the one thing that they really are.

Hoho, this. Though I probably wouldn't, it would most likely leave me with a bitter taste in my mouth.

OT: I'd eat a Clive Barker book. No further explanation necessary.

 

[yaydod]

Hoho, this. Though I probably wouldn't, it would most likely leave me with a bitter taste in my mouth.

OT: I'd eat a Clive Barker book. No further explanation necessary.

You have some very nice taste sir, may i have a chapter or a few novels too.
I will love to eat the Necronomicon as soon as i find it...
FOUND IT!! :starts eating:

AAAGHMRGHBLBLBLBL!!

 

[Casual Shinji]

My mom has a porcelain doll dressed as a nun who has a tiny bible of about 2 by 4 centimeters.

I would eat that.

 

[FalloutJack]

*Shudders in recollection of the Book of Bantorra anime*

None for me, thanks.

 

[rob]

The very very hungry caterpillar its sort of ironic which could be ironic for not being ironic because i'm trying to be ironic:/

 

[C F]

I would eat a Discworld book to be sure. Someone already went with The Light Fantastic, so I'm going to go with... Soul Music.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Hm...very strange question...Well, I have 10 Little Zombies, that would be easy to eat. As far as flavor goes I'd probably do Soul Music even though I'm not that into Dwarven or, Trollish foods. I look forward a Discworld book about a gourmet chef because that will likely be the one I go for.