If you lived in the Pokemon world what would you do?

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Soluncreed

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I would have a Spinda. He would confuse people and they would fall down. I'd laugh. Then I'd get confused and fall down. The end.
 

sextus the crazy

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Leemaster777 said:
I would be the very best, like no one ever was.
Or like everyone who beat the game ever was.

Ot: I'd be a war historian. A Pokemon war historian. Although, if the schooling curriculum was designed around pokemon battling, I'd do that. Hell, I'd been in the pokemilitary even.
 

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White Lightning said:
the abyss gazes also said:
Carry around a big gun because I don't know why anyone doesn't in Pokeworld. Training a pokemon might be cool and all but relying on them to prevent pokemon attacks seems silly when one could put down dangerous pokemon with a well placed bullet.
I'm with this guy, I never understood why no one has a gun in Pokemon. I mean, I don't know about you but the idea of living with creatures that have the ability to summon lightning and what not is a little disturbing.
This guy has a gun in Pokemon

But anyways I'd probably get a Pidgot or something and have it fly me everywhere because fuck those forests are dangerous as hell.
 

Treeinthewoods

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Form a Pokemon Liberation Force, unite compassionate humans around the world to stop the ruthless dog fighting that is Pokemon Battling, protest major events and steal (liberate) peoples captured Pokeslaves so they could live free and happy without being forced to injure and maim each other for a crowds enjoyment.

P.L.F.! End the suffering! End it now!
 

Sansha

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Get a Cubone, Haunter and Charmander as bros, then train Charmander to a Charizard and explore the world.
 

Syzygy23

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Three words:

BIG.
GAME.
HUNTER.

Also, what's to stop me from using pokeballs on people? Seriously, why has NOBODY ever thought to do that? I would OWN that world! Literally. I wouldn't let anybody out of their balls unless they capitulated to my demands.
 

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Well my plan is kind of simple yet complicated. In the pokemon universe, it seems that pokemon are everywhere yet seem to gather mostly in forests, swamps, caves, etc. So my plan is to build a nice lil shack and keep to myself, pokemon come and go but thats what they do. After about 5 or so years of isolation I will get angery with every darn trainer coming by to catch the pokemon of the region, spouting nonsense about 'being the best' or 'catching them all' so I will scare them away by standing on my porch and yelling thusly:

Of course, my favorite pokemon was always snorlax so I figured I'd have one nearby as a friend for no apparent reason.
 

SuperBelkar

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Underground pokemon gambling cockfights. No trainers, no help. Put your pokemans in the ring and let them fend for themselves and gamble on who will win. Team Rocket and other crime syndicates would totally be behind this.
 

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track down all the ledgendary pokemon and catch them (do an ash thing were i can ask them to come when i need them but otherwise they can run around anywere they want)then after that go to every single gym and just trounce them. oh then become the champion and just retire.
 

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Shanicus said:
I would say 'Fuck you!' to the 6-pokemon rule and just hang around in a large house with all my favorite pokemon, taking daily commutes to University/Work riding on a Metagross, Braviary or Alakazam (Land, Air and teleport).

I would also look into teaching pokemon language... I mean hell, Meowth learnt english/Japanese, so I'm guessing other pokemon can. The obvious benefits are I won't have to play the Lassie guessing game of 'Timmy-fell-down-the-well' everytime one of them wants something that needs my assistance.
Same for me really. although i'd learn how to understand pokemon to. I'd still teach mine to talk but i'll have too keep up a strict training regimen so they don't forget their attacks like meowth
 

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Syzygy23 said:
Three words:

BIG.
GAME.
HUNTER.

Also, what's to stop me from using pokeballs on people? Seriously, why has NOBODY ever thought to do that? I would OWN that world! Literally. I wouldn't let anybody out of their balls unless they capitulated to my demands.
jessie was almost pulled into a pokeball once. It essentially acted as a laser beam and lightly toasted her. I also remember a commercial in which ash got caught in one and fused with a bulbasaur. Can't find it though
 

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I wouldn't aim to be the champion, but I would like to make a name for myself. I'd be a cross between a trainer and a coordinator; my battles would be flashy and unique. I'd like to compete in the tournament (if we're going by the anime canon. If not then I'd just skip it) but I wouldn't aim at something like the champ. I'd just like to travel around and become well known for interesting battles. Maybe host an web show or something. I guess the closest profession mentioned in the anime would be "pokemon idol" but that would put me on the same level as Marina and I hate her guts, so no.

My first pokemon would also be a Spearow, because Fearow is one of my favorite (not OP) pokemon.

I'd also be starting in Johto. Once I'm through there I can just head over to Kanto lickety split and not invest in major travel expenses. Then if I become popular in those two places, I'll probably have enough to visit the rest of the regions in their chronological order.
 

Rastien

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Find a parasite licks its mushrooms and trip poke'balls for 6 hours.
 

ResonanceSD

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Become a pokemon master and stomp all of your asses into the ground.

What? Like there's another option.
 

Fasckira

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Become lazy and accepting of the fact that society has enslaved a species that is capable of evolving past my own potential and has consequently removed a huge chunk of the job market, before ultimately living my life through my assorted pokemon.

Meh, theres so many pokemon kicking about it'd suck. If the number of pokemon around was like a fraction of what it seems like in the games to the point that you'd realistically only see maybe 1 in 10 people with just one pokemon then things might be interesting. Having whole armies of multi-talented creatures at everyone's disposal seems kind of dangerous though.
 

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I would be a deep sea researcher and go exploring ancient, underwater ruins, shipwrecks and caverns together with Chinchou and Lanturn. Have a Shellder as trustworthy companion (I like the little fella and he loves the deep sea), a Wingull for surface exploring and Octillery close at hand for when a battle erupts.
 

Reaper195

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Catch a Magicarp. Train it until it turns into a Garidos. Train and love t hardcore. Teach it Earth and Electric and Flying attacks. Become the most awesome ************ ever.

Also, out of all video game universes, I think Pokemon is one of the most passive. Or at least, one least likely to die in. The second being Fable.