If You Were a Themed Serial Killer

[Biosophilogical]

Launch. For I would use a trebuchet to kill my victims.

How the police would not notice the trebuchet being carted around town, I have no clue.

Well clearly the city is the trebuchet. You are in fact an immortal being who, millenia ago, set about constructing the most devious plan of all ... a city as a murder weapon, but no-one but you knows it (well presumably at some point during their flight your victims may realise, but they die, so no-one currently living would know except you).

OT: I've been listening to Caramelldansen a lot recently, so I'd go with killing people and hooking their bodies up to auto-dancers (of a design I'd create when I went evil-serial-killer) that make them do the Caramelldansen dance (and being a rigid structure connected to their bodies, it would be difficult for the police to dettach them (and that doesn't even take into account that they'd be in constant motion). Oh, and I'd only ever kill one person in any major city.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Kill my victims with a Meteor.

Just before it hits, "One Winged Angel" plays throughout the world.

The police will never guess who the killer is!

 

[Bobbity]

I'd go after those who have committed heinous crimes, but escaped unpunished.

 

[AshtonF]

Hmmmmmm... not quite sure...there would be rainbows...lots and lots of rainbows

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I wouldn't be a themed serial killer, as they draw attention to themselves. In the event I snapped and started killing people for the lulz, I'd do it Dexter style: room covered in plastic, I tell the person they're about to die (and why) while they are helpless, then I kill them and chop them up. Put the pieces in trash bags and bury them out in the middle of nowhere.

Rule number one: Don't get caught.

I have put way too much thought into this. I'm actually kind of scared of myself now. O_O

 

[pulse2]

Killing should be artistic so that even the detectives are impressed, one should paint a picture using blood and use the corpse to create still art like some of those greek statues.

So I guess I'd name my self the Panzaatii Filletto Killer.


EDIT: Alterntativly dress up as Justin Bieber, so that he gets arrested.

 

[Estarc]

I have never ever considered it. You'd have thought it might have crossed my mind, especially recently since I've just rented a few seasons of Dexter (great, if sometimes disturbing show) but it hasn't. After some consideration the only things I can come up with are either make all the kills look like suicides, or completely change the cause of death every time to try and throw off the law.

 

[SilentCom]

We already had a themed killer sort of near where I once lived. He was called the Green River killer (lived near the Green River, go figure) and he killed prostitutes...

 

[viking97]

i would always hide in someones house and beat their brains in with the best blunt instrument i can find.

true, i'd probably be caught really fast considering i'd leave behind an assload of evidence but it would be fun.

i guess i would just target ppl randomly, delay my capture a bit.

 

[Wolfwind]

They'd call me.....

Sparky sparky boom man!

 

[MEEBO17]

Id dress up like a medival knight in bulletproof armor (anti-cops) and go around with a crossbow and lance.

 

[badgersprite]

I'd be the "Never Does The Same Thing Twice" Serial Killer.

My theme is having no pattern and no connection between the murders whatsoever.

 

[FoodMonger]

The Daily Collector.
I would kill until I get enough of a certain item from my victims, put the collected items in a bag with a blue question mark on it and leave it in front of or around the local station.

 

[Biodeamon]

I`d paper cut people to death people with my new bestselling book "There is no afterlife by the way"...It's a slow and painful death. Then i autograph the book with my pen name and leave it on the corpse.

 

[Impluse_101]

I'd kill them with this


And then sincerly apoligize.

 

[Tucker154]

If I where a serial killer,no one would call me by anything. They would not no I existed. My victims would be people that did wrong, and felt no remorse. I would abduct them, show them the pain they caused others, then cremate their bodies. The only hint of my existence would be some ashes in some random corner of their house.

 

[Vivaldi]

Torquemada: You will confess

You can't talk him outta anything...

 

[Burst6]

The Knife killer.

I'd kill my victims by choking them with the tape from a VHS with the dutch movie "the knife" on it.

 

[Addicted Muffin]

i'd be the proffessor... i'd look up their history of school...find out what they did the worst in, and when i kill them, i'd leave a text book of that subject on their bodies....

 

[redisforever]

Hmm....I think I'd go after criminals, who were released from prison. So, track them down, and find out their email, phone numbers, address...things like that. Then, drive them crazy. Send creepy emails, calls consisting of insane laughter, envelopes containing bloody paper...yeah...
Better yet, things that make them think the devil is coming after them, because they committed crimes. You know, bloody pentagrams, things like that.

Then, one day, when they're so paranoid, they can't look at anyone, I come up to them, hand them a gun with one bullet, tell them, "He's coming, and he's angry. Only one way to stop him." and walk away.

When they get home, increase the frequency of the emails and calls. Until...BANG!!! They kill themselves.

I know, I am evil. But at least I'm going after criminals.