i would target rapists and pedophiles. each person would be crucified on a wall then castrated. afterwards i would hang the offending phallus around the persons neck and brand the names of their victims all over there bodies, and yes. they would be alive. and i am writing the names in acid
If You Were a Themed Serial Killer
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Once I'd tied up my victims (roughly ten or so), I'd sit them in a chair with their arms tied to their chest, but with enough room for them to point a ruler at something. That something would probably be a big book of different styles of death.
The victim gets to choose their style of torment, taunting, death, or other such things. If they drop the stick, don't choose within thirty seconds, or plead for their life, I get to choose.
Oh, and they also get to live with the knowledge that if they choose to do it the 'easy way', i.e. with a gunshot to the back of the head, for instance, then that option of death is removed from the options, meaning the next person can't choose the easy way out. And trust me, there will be deaths anywhere from quick and clean, to long, drawn out, and gruesome. Oh, and the others get to watch, too.
It'll be interesting to see who is noble enough to take the bad deaths so that their colleagues are spared, and who will be greedy and cowardly enough to take the quick and easy death so their colleagues die slower...
Once I'd tied up my victims (roughly ten or so), I'd sit them in a chair with their arms tied to their chest, but with enough room for them to point a ruler at something. That something would probably be a big book of different styles of death.
The victim gets to choose their style of torment, taunting, death, or other such things. If they drop the stick, don't choose within thirty seconds, or plead for their life, I get to choose.
Oh, and they also get to live with the knowledge that if they choose to do it the 'easy way', i.e. with a gunshot to the back of the head, for instance, then that option of death is removed from the options, meaning the next person can't choose the easy way out. And trust me, there will be deaths anywhere from quick and clean, to long, drawn out, and gruesome. Oh, and the others get to watch, too.
It'll be interesting to see who is noble enough to take the bad deaths so that their colleagues are spared, and who will be greedy and cowardly enough to take the quick and easy death so their colleagues die slower...
Trampoline Killer.
A person is walking home alone when BAM! steps on a carefully disguised trampoline to throw them into the air- killing them with gravity.
They would never know when I would strike and who I would strike next because I would be too busy cleverly hiding trampolines to pick targets.
A person is walking home alone when BAM! steps on a carefully disguised trampoline to throw them into the air- killing them with gravity.
They would never know when I would strike and who I would strike next because I would be too busy cleverly hiding trampolines to pick targets.
Wouldn't even be that hard. Pick people you have no connections to so there's no clear motive. Take care to wear gloves and a hairnet so you won't leave behind fingerprints or hair. Make your move at a time when the victim is isolated so there are no witnesses. Use chloroform to incapacitate, take them to a secure location, kill, drain the blood, dismember, burn, and grind the bones and teeth into powder and dump the whole thing into a river.ryai458 said:
And yes, I have put a disturbing amount of thought into this.
I would make sure the vic, and only the vic, was aware they were about to die 1 minute before they did.
Then I would leave a random set of letters and numbers on the corpse, so the fine people at the Poliece can spend time trying to figure out that "feror44tkmk5yfda" dosn't mean anything.
Then I would leave a random set of letters and numbers on the corpse, so the fine people at the Poliece can spend time trying to figure out that "feror44tkmk5yfda" dosn't mean anything.
It seems like me that a lot of people posting in this thread have thought about this way too much...
OT: I'd write down how many achievement points I got for each kill and leave it at the crime scene so the cops can see how much difficulty I had killing my victim.
OT: I'd write down how many achievement points I got for each kill and leave it at the crime scene so the cops can see how much difficulty I had killing my victim.
I'd be dressed as santa and kill people who were naughty int he year. And leave a present with coal in it on the body.
Not really just to be original or anyhting, but because the news would say killer santa and scare the shit out of kids. In fact, if I could team up iwth a guy who wants to do the Easter BUnny and someone who does the tooth fairy, I could probably end every child's childhood.
Not really just to be original or anyhting, but because the news would say killer santa and scare the shit out of kids. In fact, if I could team up iwth a guy who wants to do the Easter BUnny and someone who does the tooth fairy, I could probably end every child's childhood.
Yours made me chuckle ^^. hmmmm -binnsyboy said:
Haha the only thing I can think of currently is "The Biscuit Killer" via themed murders based on biscuit names.
Murder within a whale stomache - the digestive.
Intoxication with diary fluids - the custard cream.
Insert orange neckbolts - the ginger nut.
Hobnob where you.... erm well I can stop here now I think.
