The Virgo said:Wow, not only does you post fit the profile of a low-content post, but the word "threads" (plural), implies that you've been stalking me ... staying up late into the night to read all of my threads. (O)_(O)stinkyrobot said:I'd perma ban you for making stupid threads
I'm watching you. Don't turn around I'l kill you.
Just don't install it on the toilet. I'd appreciate the fileserver but really... it's more valuable as a toilet.Esotera said:And finally, I'd install Linux on EVERYTHING.
YouTube is lost and 4Chan was designed to be beyond saving. These forums could use a good cleansing though.The Virgo said:You wake up, groggily get yourself out of bed, walk over to your computer and bring it up. As you load up your internet browser, you notice that it's different. There are all kinds of control panels on the screen, giving you IP addresses and a whole host of other things. You then go to a website and see that you basically have all kinds of control options for it. That one and many more ... in fact, ALL of them!
That's when you notice a small notification that reads that you have been giving Admin powers over the entire internet! You can shut down whatever site you like, ban anybody from any website or forum, or even just prevent them from using the internet at all! You could also shut down servers for any game, and nobody on any site could ban you.
So, what would you do?
As for me, I would go to YouTube and do some deep cleaning of the putrefaction that has accumulated there. From there, I would move on to 4Chan. Then, I would take down Origin, so that EA could remove that site and I could play Battlefield 3 without having to sign up for that spyware site. And then, the internet would be that much nicer of a place.
What about YOU? ...
I like it for many of the reasons you list as negative: the cheery colours, cute and quirky ponies, the true idea that friendship is magic (anyone who says otherwise has yet to have had a proper friend), the references etc. It's not deep, it's just light entertainment and good fun. For a long time I didn't watch it, having only seen a few minutes of the first episode and then having given up, however then one of my best friends got into it and he persuaded me to watch an episode with him... and the rest is history!The Virgo said:Yeah, but it's different for you because you're a Virgo too, and that makes everything you do okay. XDJoJoDeathunter said:Hello, you've met one now. I'm sure there's many like me, you just don't realise that we are a MLP fan unless we mention it on a thread.
But on a little more serious note, you're the second person to do say that on this thread and, since we're on the subject, what is it about the show that makes you like it? I have many reasons for hating it, because of ponies, cheery colors, the false idea that "friendship is magic", etc., but I've yet to actually hear from a brony what is so great about the show.
I'm actually interested as to why, and I don't mean that in a sarcastic or derogatory way.
You don't know what you're saying do you? He explained himself, he has valid points, and even though people will get past the censorship, it'll be really annoying.SneeringCanuck said:1. So you say something, and then don't explain it? to top it off, you still try to make yourself sound smarter than me. lol.The Virgo said:That's fine. At least I went down fighting for something I believe in, which is the lowering of piracy. Although I really don't see what's so bannable about what I said, considering that everything in there is true.SneeringCanuck said:3. Given your current health bar and insults, my report will probably give you a nice long suspension/ban. Enjoy.
As for #1, you may not be profiting, but people who sunk millions of dollars and years of effort into something you are flat out stealing aren't.
As for #2, since you obviously don't understand how money flow works, there's no point trying to give you an economics 101 class. That's not my job.
and for #3, As for me, being banned with a little self dignity is at least something to be proud of.
Oh, and one last thing: When our politicians end up passing SOPA and the internet gets one huge CENSORED sign over it, you will have no one to blame but people like yourselves. Good day.
2. Insulting users over a non-serious thread is dignity? News to me.
3. You think that people won't find a way to get past any internet censor? Really? Do you have any idea how many times they've tried and failed?
Oh and also that.Samuel Evans said:Prevent any of the main cast of Jersey shore from using the internet.
Throughout the years, I have discovered that "friendship" is based off of three things:JoJoDeathunter said:... the true idea that friendship is magic (anyone who says otherwise has yet to have had a proper friend) ...
Well then, guns and bombs. Either way, take away the main weapons and they're pretty damn useless.MaxwellEdison said:I object to that post. The IRA will always have home made bombs.dogstile said:I actually like Jim, he steps on toes on purpose, not just because he's a dick. He is a dick of course, but its the funny kind.The Virgo said:Hmmm, I would guess that would either be the guy who posted the article that there was no Half-Life ARG as "VALVE: There is no Half-Life 3" or Jim Sterling ... or is it Serling? Regardless, I do enjoy most of the Jimquisitions ... most of them ...dogstile said:Lets see, there's a news reporter on here i'd probably give a time out for until he stopped trolling the very people he's reporting to...
And actually, taking the internet down for a day would result probably result in a lot of people rioting, especially Anonymous, who would then realize that, now they don't have the internet, they are nothing more than geeky nerds without girlfriends and with too much angst. I don't know, I mean, they do sometimes do good things, but to me it just looks like a bunch of cowards hiding behind the internet who, without it, would be powerless.
Some of us would probably just enjoy not having it for a day and could relax.
And Greg? I was actually kidding but thinking about it he could use a day to reflect on why posting misleading titles on stories is bad. I mean, it used to be ok as it was jokey but lately every article of his i've read has made me go "hang on, somethings not right here". So hey, looks like you were right and I wasn't even being serious
Edit: And of course anon without the internet is powerless. Take guns away from the IRA and they become quite powerless too. Taking away your main weapon usually does that