If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?

[LuckyClover95]

I already worship a God, the Christian God. Nice going guys for making me feel like shit for it, like you always do. Getting fucking sick of the self loving jerk off's of this forum.

My favourite fictional God is probably Om. I love the Discworld series and Small Gods was a good book, and Om defeating the horrible guys whose name I can't remember by flying into him in turtle form, which was cool.

 

[Christopher Bocanegra]

I'm gonna go with the people who said Cthullu.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

Sheogorath. No contest. Never has a deity had a more progressive policy regarding dairy products.

I would attend daily service for Sheogorath.

Hell, I beat that entire quest line and I still haven't beat the main story.

You two know what to do......

OT: good ol' Sheo too probably,

 

[AnttiP92]

Ormagöden, The god of metal. From Brütal Legend.
First forum post yay

 

[Zarmi]

Slaanesh. 'Cause music is his thing in the 40k universe.

Also, all religion is fiction. *Trollface.jpg*

 

[The Funslinger]

Anoia, Goddess of things that stick in drawers.

My favourite fictional God is probably Om. I love the Discworld series and Small Gods was a good book, and Om defeating the horrible guys whose name I can't remember by flying into him in turtle form, which was cool.

motherfucking Discworld!

Also, Bilious, God of Hangovers. Probably also responsible for bestowing my immunity to them. Thanks, man!

 

[subject_87]

Either Cthulhu or (this is admittedly a stretch) GLaDOS.

 

[Xrysthos]

Mael from the Malazan Book of the Fallen series by Steven Erikson.

 

[Fbuh]

Oh dear, I can see this going poorly...

I'm not sure how to answer this, as my beliefs as an Universalist entitle me to believe in everything. As such, I maintain the belief that there are also alternate dimensions/timelines, and that basically anything is possible. Therefore, it is possible that what we percieve to be fictional gods are actually real in another time and place. Witht ha tin mind, I coul essentially believe anything and everything. I am the exact opposite of an atheist.

 

[Jegsimmons]

Just a question I thought of that might be interesting. If you were to worship a fictional God which would you worship. And no saying "I would worship God cause he's fictional" or anything like that. Let's not start a flame war.
Personally I would go with the Marvel comics version of Thor. He's awesome and goes around hitting people in the face with a lightning hammer. I've always wondered if he had worshipers in the Marvel universe since he was a God and told everyone that.
*Edit* I suppose I should be more specific. By Fictional God I mean a God that was created in a work of fiction and was never worshiped seriously. You can however get away with worshiping a fictional version of a pre-existing god like how I choose the Marvel comics version of Thor.

wow...just reading this post i know im gonna be insulted by the post made afterwards.
well since i believe Christianity is real, i cant choose that...so im going the norse gods.
WHY? BECAUSE FUCKING VIKINGS!!!
the norse gods were badasses plain and simple, the greeks and romans were ...ok...but they were kinda dicks even though they sold themselves off as being nice, check out medussas story. Poseidon raped her and then athens cursed her for not being a virgin...what asswipes.
at least with the norse god you expected to get you ass stomped and its because you deserved it.

check out the alphabet of manliness for further reading!

 

[Red Rum]

Highfather Izaya the Inheritor, Ruler of the New Gods of New Genesis.
That place is beautiful!

 

[Jegsimmons]

I already worship a God, the Christian God. Nice going guys for making me feel like shit for it, like you always do. Getting fucking sick of the self loving jerk off's of this forum.

im with you on that,
so much for an all accepting civil forums huh?

 

[remnant_phoenix]

I'm gonna go with Ulyoth from the Eternal Darkness universe. If I'm really devoted, maybe he'll give me the power to comprehend the mysteries of the multiverse like he did for the lich in Eternal Darkness.

 

[thenewprince]

The Maker from Dragon Age. Andrastianism always fascinated me in those games.

Hell Yes

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Warhammer 40k's gods. (any of them, except Slaanesh and Nurgle...)

 

[Zeraki]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

...

Either him or Thor.

Fan-tas-tic.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

If I had to worship a fictional God, definitely either an Aedra or Daedra from The Elder Scrolls. Then, when teenage pricks come along and say that someone's faith makes them stupid or a bad person, I could just nip over to the local shrine/chapel and get them to drop a flaming dog on their head.

I am quite happy with Abrahamic God, Christian edition, however.

 

[Thorthelordofawesomeness]

Arioch.
Hands down, all cards on the table, without a doubt, supreme motherfucking ultimatum of power.

Khorne is a close second though.