If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?

[psyks]

Gotta make a list:
1. R'hllor, God of Light and Shadow (game of thrones)
2. Greek Pantheon
3. God Emprah of Mankind
4. Khorne, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

R'hllor's a massive douche nozzle. The weirwood's where it's at, girl.


(Also, song of ice and fire, not game of thrones) #pedanticnerd

 

[DjembeTheBard]

Nysos, God of Blood, Semen and Wine. He's essentially the patron saint of assassins in the Night Angel Trilogy, and has an annual week long festival held in his honour, in which you basically drink and f*ck on a constant basis. Downsides? Not many.

 

[GaltarDude1138]

The Force, dude. If that counts as a God...

 

[Mr C]

Dolph Lundgren

 

[ShotgunZombie]

Cthulu, there is no contest when your fictional god is a huge dragon/squid hybrid from beyond the stars that can turn people insane...

 

[YourMom]

The pact-maker from Desktop Dungeons, getting extra experience everytime I level up? nice...

 

[Vykrel]

probably the god in From Dust, since he actually helps people

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

I partial to Yog sothoth myself

 

[ZodiacMaster101]

I would worship Thor, and when I say Thor, I don't mean Marvel's version of him, I mean the original one from Norse mythology.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Pelor: the sun god from D&D

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

I feel that he constitutes as a being to be worshiped.

 

[Tassarus]

@ Jun_Jun; Ahem:
ALL BOW TO MELANDRU, BEGONE YE MESMERIC HEATHEN!!!

 

[Carbonyl]

Hephestus, because he makes all of the awesome. Even if he does have a bum leg.
And I feel like we need to be extra special nice to Baldur, since he tends to end up in bad shape in the mythos.

 

[Carbonyl]

Pelor: the sun god from D&D

Our cleric is always on about "THE HEALING POWER OF PELOR!"

 

[Rabid Chipmunk]

Morgan Freeman.

 

[The Shade]

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"Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow and be Divided."

Because a nuclear bomb is the closest thing to an embodiment of a divine being's power I could ever find myself believing in.

The dual look of skepticism on the two settlers in the background says it all. That said, the Church of Atom doesn't seem so bad...

OT: I already worship a fictional deity. May his noodly appendage guide you and fill your soul with his carbohydrate goodness in all things. RAmen.

 

[InfiniteSingularity]

Morgan Freeman from Bruce Almighty. Or maybe Cthulhu

 

[Carbonyl]

Wasn't Zeus a serial rapist? Or was that little detail removed from the books?

As per Ovid: And then he took her in a swanly fashion!

 

[Treefingers]

inb4 Christianity's God.

Damnit, Well I'll say it anyway.

Christianity's god.
Or any other (Islam, Hindu, Judaism, ect.)

I was hoping I could beat the trolls who say a currently recognized religion.

Fact isn't trolling,
Claiming things based on no evidence other than "I want it that way" is.
Ohhh... Shit... WE ALL WORSHIP TROLLS!

(To clarify, I am joking about worshiping the things that live under bridges. I'm not hating on religion... Any more than I already was.)

Also, keywords "currently recognized". All you people are discriminatory jackwagons for claiming that the ancient Egyptian pantheon of gods is not real.

Hey, i've got an idea! Let's not turn some light hearted fun into srs angsty wank wank wank wank.

 

[The Shade]

Pelor: the sun god from D&D

Our cleric is always on about "THE HEALING POWER OF PELOR!"

Well, he's still better than Garl Glittergold, Almighty God of Fancy Pants. Gnomes are such twats.

BRING ON THE FEAST OF HEXTOR!