If you were to worship a fictional God who would you choose?
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Okay, I admit I was going to say the Christian god, because the old testament is crazy interesting but I guess that's not cool, bro
Sooo I'd prick the gods from the Discworld books, they're awesome, bourgeois, superhuman beings who mess around with the lives of humans through games of chess and poker, purely for the lulz
Sooo I'd prick the gods from the Discworld books, they're awesome, bourgeois, superhuman beings who mess around with the lives of humans through games of chess and poker, purely for the lulz
The Discworld gods because if everyone who even thought the word "atheism" was struck by a lightning bolt, you'd believe in God a lot more than you do now.
Plus they have; Anoia goddess of things that get stuck in drawers, a messenger god named Fedecks, Bilious the "oh god of hangovers" and Urika the goddess of snow, saunas and theatrical performances under 120 people. How can you pass that up? And that's not even a 10th of all the gods they have.
Also they have an Atheist God who believes in evolution. Honestly, how could anyone choose anyone other than these guys?
Plus they have; Anoia goddess of things that get stuck in drawers, a messenger god named Fedecks, Bilious the "oh god of hangovers" and Urika the goddess of snow, saunas and theatrical performances under 120 people. How can you pass that up? And that's not even a 10th of all the gods they have.
Also they have an Atheist God who believes in evolution. Honestly, how could anyone choose anyone other than these guys?
You're so right. I hate all these religious fanatics who think a Backstreet Boys song can prove their religion to be true.Liudeius said:
Furthermore: One of the New Gods from DC Comics. Possibly Darkseid.
I didn't actually think about it that way. Old Testemant Christian God is probably one of the most badass deities ever. Less rape than zeus, more frying people than Adi Shakti, less tentacles than cthulu and overall is kinda like the man with no name.CrashBang said:
If I was forced to follow a religion it would probably be Judaism or Christianity. *Not saying they are fictional just interesting.
edit:accidentally quoted wrong person at first sorry.
second that, perfect for me as whell since i've beaten the knights of the crusader quest lineApollo45 said:
My mom says Sheldon from Big Bang Theory. I would worship a god I would come up myself, like a god who worships me or something.
Crom! Because then I could shout 'Crom!'
I do find it interesting that modern religions are not considered fictional but older religions (greek, roman, egyptian) are. I assumed the OP meant religions featured in works of fiction and not worshiped in reality. There are plenty of interesting religions in the Malazan Book of the Fallen. Being a worshiper of Shadowthrone could certainly be interesting! I'd be more likely to follow Burn though.
I do find it interesting that modern religions are not considered fictional but older religions (greek, roman, egyptian) are. I assumed the OP meant religions featured in works of fiction and not worshiped in reality. There are plenty of interesting religions in the Malazan Book of the Fallen. Being a worshiper of Shadowthrone could certainly be interesting! I'd be more likely to follow Burn though.
