If your genitals was a game...

[Assclown_King]

Mine is the CoD series.

A whole lot of hype without much effort, and the end result isn't nearly worth the hype you believed to get to it.

 

[Evil Tim]

As a man - Pacman. Simple and fun. (Was gonna say Pong, but that could be taken in a negative way. lol) For a woman - Chess. Overly complicated and so many moves to think about.

Did you post this during a sex change op or something?


"Shit, need to edit my post! Also arrgh"
"Shouldn't we have used an anasthetic or something?"
"How do I know, Steve? You're the plumber here."

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Ico. It always has some Yorda dragging alongside it.

BTW I'm still waiting for a female escapist with an orange box.

 

[katsumoto03]

Minecraft: You need to go down to find the good stuff.

 

[snowpuppy]

I think there's actually a movie about my vagina; let me see if I can find it...


Here it is. The mysterious spinning ball of evil that drives men and women insane is my clitoris. The title "Event Horizon" describes my vagina.

That's right. I have an evil detachable clitoris.

you'r my new hero.

 

[Shirokurou]

FFXIII.
It's linear and hard to platinum.

 

[Borntolose]

Arcanum. Hardly anyone knows about it yet it's totally awesome.

 

[TheModWolf]

It doesnt have a title but it only has one mode...SUPER HARD!

 

[chinangel]

probably confusing. It would start as one game that didn't handle quite right and eventually switch over to a much more satisfying and well formed game. ^^

 

[antigodoflife]

Mass Effect 2.
Big and full of interesting content.

Must not FLAME!

 

[Killclaw Kilrathi]

Battleship. Starts with a lot of missed targets, but it goes on for ages and you'll be satisfied once you sink my carrier.

 

[Colinmac93]

FF13. It just goes on and on and on

And is a boring, and linear, and makes one wish that one had your older siblings

Touché.

 

[Evil Tim]

Battleship. Starts with a lot of missed targets, but it goes on for ages and you'll be satisfied once you sink my carrier.

Nothing to do with you trying to persuade girls that it's cheating if they look where you're putting it, then?

 

[zulucharlie]

I have a few:

Metal Gear Solid: Started playing with it when I was twelve and haven't stopped since.

Portal: It may end quickly, but it's fun to beat over and over again.

Angry Birds: It's best to use your hands to play with it.

Half Life 2 Episode 1: Short, hard, and big explosion at the end.

Every XBOX360 game: Lots of fun until it gets the red ring of death.

 

[Killclaw Kilrathi]

Battleship. Starts with a lot of missed targets, but it goes on for ages and you'll be satisfied once you sink my carrier.

Nothing to do with you trying to persuade girls that it's cheating if they look where you're putting it, then?

Well... not ONLY.

 

[Goldhawk777]

Similar to Bayonetta. Will make one hear choirs and see angels. Just make sure you put on a halo. "OH! Giggity!"

 

[Baldry]

Call of duty...Lots of underage children play it...I mean it's a all right single player experience but it's better with others.

 

[priestswearseatbelts]

Toss the caber....

< Scottish

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Half Life 2: episode 3. No-one's ever going to play with it. Or even see it.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Gran Turismo 6.

It's not coming out for a decade.