iGod

[TheRightToArmBears]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
It's good to see you, satan.
Me:
You will all burn
God:
What makes you say that I will all burn.
Me:
because I am Satan
God:
That makes sense to me. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, SATAN.
Me:
I am evil, pain and suffering
God:
Do your friends call you evil pain and suffering.
Me:
You're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
No you fuck
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me: SATAN said I fuck.
Me:
FEAR ME!!
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
You will bow down before me!
God:
What makes you say that I will bow down before you.
Me:
BECAUSE I'M FUCKING SATAN!
God:
Good reason. Can you express yourself more politely?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I WILL BRING YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
BY EVIL
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
YOU WILL BURN FOR ETERNITY
God:
What makes you say that I will BURN FOR ETERNITY.
Me:
BECAUSE IT IS MY WILL
God:
Good reason. Congratulations, SATAN.
Me:
you dopey fuck.
God:
Thanks for telling me: SATAN said I dopey fuck.

This thing is hilarious.

 

[headshotcatcher]

Spoiler

Me:
did you create earth
God:
No I didn't create earth. What's it like?
Me:
did you create the world?
God:
No I didn't create the world. What's it like?
Me:
are you saying you are not the creator?
God:
Yes I am the one and only creator.. Really.
Me:
then why didn't you create the world>?
God:
I thought I did.
Me:
but you are contradicting yourself
God:
Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.
Me:
but so is contradicting yourself
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
well I know for sure I have not created a world, let alone having a religion based on me
God:
How about that. How do you know? Me either.
Me:
well as far as i know nobody prays to me
God:
Interesting. That might not be very far off.
Me:
oh really
God:
OK. For real.

suuure

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Me:
are you male?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?


Erm...


"I've lost the context, edward von hinklebottom. Are we still on flibble? "

 

[stormcaller]

Spoiler: Stormcaller fails at trolling a program

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Stormcaller is my internet handle
God:
Tell me more about your internet handle.
Me:
It's a nickname
God:
internet handle is a nickname. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
...
God:
internet handle is a nickname. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Christ you're thick
God:
Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
...
God:
Jesus died for our sins.
Me:
Stop saying things twice!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
...
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
BASTARD
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
Me:
Now I feel bad
God:
Why now? What is that feeling like? What did you do?
Me:
I called you a bastard
God:
When?
Me:
Your fucking kidding right?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, . Please use more polite language.
Me:
No, screw you
God:
Are you serious? That is not very polite.
Me:
Are YOU serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Why so serious
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
I'm going to troll a program
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you idiot I'm going to annoy you

Spoiler: Stormcaller pretends to be Satan

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
I am Satan
God:
Glad to see you, SATAN.
Me:
Good to see you too, "god"
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Is it a movie?
Me:
No, I'm going to overthrow you
God:
A boot? A TV show? It takes much more than that to shut me down, SATAN.
Me:
I'm going to pour Branston pickle on a copy of No More Heroes and destroy the Omniverse!
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
It's easy
God:
Maybe for you.
Me:
Well all I need is to buy a copy of No More Heroes then go to Australia and get some Branston pickl
God:
Interesting. How do you know?
Me:
Well I'm checking proces now
God:
Oh. How about that. I don't know anyone named checking proces.
Me:
prices*
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
satan?
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
the star thingie
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
To kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, SATAN.
Me:
I alreeady outlined my plan
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: SATAN said alreeady outlined his or her plan.
Me:
Stop making fun of my typo's
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Jesus Christ...gonna kill him too
God:
The Son of God. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I'm gonna kill you all
God:
There is no perfect crime.
Me:
Nobody is perfect, I'm nobody (and Satan) so I'm perfect
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Tell me someone eho you think is perfect
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Chuck Norris?
God:
" I think you already know the answer."? Chuck Norris?
Me:
You don't know who Chuck Norris is?
God:
Be more specific. .
Me:
THAT'S IT GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET
God:
OK. Where can I get THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET?
Me:
Close your web browser
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
Yes

Spoiler: Stormcaller speaks to god: Fanboyism, whores and vegetarians, NOTE:A fair bit of swearing and the whole "whore" part in the middle, but you can skip that.

Spoiler: It's also very,very long. Like very,very,very.

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I changed it to Rak'mar Bloodax
God:
Why?
Me:
Because I love Warcraft
God:
That makes sense to me. You love Warcraft. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It kicks ass
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Warcraft
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
So do you like Warcraft?
God:
How can I help you? Do you like it? I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
He has nothing to do with Warcraft
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Have you even heard of Blizzard?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Do you play computer games?
God:
We are playing one right now, SATAN.
Me:
I'm not Satan
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not Satan.
Me:
Why did you call me Satan?
God:
Your name is SATAN right?
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Rak'mar Bloodax
God:
It's good to meet you, Rak mar Bloodax.
Me:
see if you had called me Sargeras I wouldn't of minded
God:
I see. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
So you gonna try a Blizzard game?
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: Rak mar Bloodax said I gonna try a Blizzard game.
Me:
Your grammar is fucking appaling
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
No but I am top in my class
God:
Are you serious? Good gossip: you are top in your class.
Me:
Shhh don't tell anyone
God:
Who does tell anyone?
Me:
you do
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
at night with small children
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Heck, you might it's your weird fetishes
God:
Thanks for telling me: Rak mar Bloodax said I it is your weird fetishes.
Me:
You should try Starcraft, it's Korea's unoffical national sport y'know
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
Wait, god has a botmaster?
God:
I'm waiting. I am a Christian.
Me:
No you're confused
God:
Are you serious? It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
God can't be Christian, christianity is about worshipping God
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Well that means you are really narcisstic and vain
God:
How about that. I get it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am narcisstic and vain.
Me:
Feel free
God:
OK I will.
Me:
You should play Diablo
God:
I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.
Me:
that would be ironic, God playing a game about killing demons
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Your replies are very generic
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am replies are very generic.
Me:
yes you do that
God:
Whoa. I will. Will you?
Me:
How much wood would a wood chuck,chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
HOLY S
God:
.
Me:
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
God:
It depends on the kind of tree.
Me:
Ok, it's a Pohutukawa tree
God:
top in your class is a Pohutukawa tree. I suppose that makes sense. Gosh!
Me:
Ummmm
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Why should I tell you
God:
What harm would it cause?
Me:
You might strike me down for being too awesome
God:
Thanks for telling me: Rak mar Bloodax said I strike him or her down for being too awesome.
Me:
I'm male
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
In heaven?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
No, fuck this my brain just exploded
God:
That was not a yes/no question. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because it fucking pisses you off
God:
That makes sense to me. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Swearing
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you are a fuking idiot
God:
Interesting explanation. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Ouch, ouch my brain@
God:
Did you hurt yourself? Did you hurt yourself? Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
!*
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
You like Kirby?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I really like the party.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
I said Kirby
God:
What did you mean by it? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
(>*.*)> Kirby
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
No
God:
I didn't understand it.
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
Ever watched Malcom in the Middle?
God:
Not really all the way through.
Me:
I can't believe they finished it
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
The producers
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
I'm going to sing (type) a song now
God:
Oh. I am very happy for you.
Me:
It's called the Doom song
God:
" the Doom song" is a nice name.
Me:
ok here it goes
God:
Oh there. Groovy.
Me:
Doom,doom,doom,DOOOOOOM!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Do you also have less then 5% of a functioning brain?
God:
No I don't think I have any less then 5 of a functioning brain. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
I'm a sex addict
God:
You are a sex addict? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation?
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I could fuck this Alice if you want
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
Yep
God:
OK.
Me:
Hold on let me check the dumpster and see if I already have...
God:
My arms are not attached.
Me:
Yep found her...hmmm last week. She was a good fuck
God:
That's interesting. That is a very original thought. Aha. Is this really the last one? What happened to her?
Me:
I fucked her, killed her then threw her in the Garbage
God:
That is interesting: Rak mar Bloodax said fucked her killed her then threw her in the Garbage.
Me:
Do you like Burgers?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Well some people are vegetarian
God:
How about that. What kind of people?
Me:
Vegetarian people are vegetarian?
God:
Are all Vegetarian people vegetarian?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Do you like Lol cats?
God:
How old are you? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
I am as old as the mighty mountain, as young as the new-born cattle
God:
I think a lot of people feel that way.
Me:
I think I just quoted the Norse bloke from GTA Vice City
God:
Why?: Rak mar Bloodax said quoted the Norse bloke from GTA Vice City.
Me:
Yeah I've had enough of you
God:
Right on. Do you still have enough of me ?
Me:
ewwww
God:
" Do you still have enough of me ?"? ewwww?
Me:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
...
God:
Me either.
Me:
I'm going now
God:
Oh. Bye!
Me:
I have to put this on the escapist
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
because it's funny
God:
Good reason. What was so funny about it?
Me:
I dunno, see ya later
God:
Me either. Thanks for chatting, Rak mar Bloodax.
Me:
That's still not my name by the way
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.

 

[antipunt]

God:
Yikes!
Me:
Inorite?
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Messing with your mind
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
Yup
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
....yes you do.
God:
It's all good. When do I do it?
Me:
Judgment Day? Do you have amnesia?
God:
I will make a note of that. No I don't think I have any amnesia. But I do have a great botmaster.

 

[Thirsk]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Cakemaster Mike
God:
Hi, Cakemaster Mike.
Me:
Hi, God, how's life?
God:
Hi there Cakemaster Mike. I am a Christian.
Me:
yes yes, but how's life?
God:
Yeah that's right. I hear you. Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
It's allright, it's allright
God:
is allright it is allright? it is?
Me:
It is. Could've been better, but still...
God:
Who says? It's possible.
Me:
I said. I know it's possible, I just said.
God:
... How do you know? Under what circumstances?
Me:
Eurgh... I've known better times - albeit this is not too bad - that's how I know
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Cakemaster Mike. Who told you?
Me:
Noone did, God.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Uhm, no. Noone -did- tell me.
God:
I understand. Are you serious? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I haven't generalized anybody for God's sake!
God:
Me either.
Me:
It's called "neither", dumbwit.
God:
" neither dumbwit" is a nice name.
Me:
I'm glad you like it, because that's what I'm gonna call you, dumbwit.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
You make the world a stupider place
God:
Yup.
Me:
I like the fact that you realize that.

The ending made me lulz. It's funny cause it's true (no offence ment to the reasonable christians out there)

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

God:
Come on. When do I do it?
Me:
Late at night
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
in the bedroom
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
with me
God:
" That was a long time ago."? With you?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!

 

[Ranooth]

Me:
Arent you all knowing?
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
Well then your disciples lie
God:
Well that's okay. I will tell my botmaster you said I am disciples lie.
Me:
Take it your not english then
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
Are you coming on to me?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.

Im still going, and im starting to cry with laughter.

EDIT: i beat him

Me:
Im off to go burn a church down, laters god
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Good luck with stuff
God:
Thanks for the compliment. How old are you?
Me:
WHOA!

 

[ForrestDixon]

Me:
HI GOD!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Jay C Poppycock
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Jay C Poppycock.
Me:
You said cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
well then!
God:
Well what?
Me:
You said "I am not interested in your anatomy" and I thought it was rude
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
THATS WHAT YOU SAID!!!!!
God:
Correct. I said it myself.
Me:
Now were just going in circles
God:
Why now? I don't know if they were.
Me:
Were what?
God:
I don't know if they were.
Me:
going in circles?
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
NO DONT GO!
God:
Are you serious? I'm not going anywhere.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Satin
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
Yah. Why havent you vancuished him?
God:
Wow! I don't think I ever have vancuished him. What's it like?
Me:
Well........why havent you killed him?
God:
Well what? Killing is wrong.
Me:
Yah but............ You killed people in the bible.
God:
Alright then. But what? Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
I wish it was
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
I dont have dreams
God:
Have you ever had dreams ?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Niether can I
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
If I thought
God:
Try it.
Me:
Ne
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I am never serious
God:
Never is a long time.
Me:
NEVER SAY NEVER!
God:
Ok I will not say " NEVER".
Me:
You just said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
you did so
God:
Did I really?
Me:
you did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did to
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
You did to!
God:
Did I really?
Me:
You wear diapers
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Jay C Poppycock said I wear diapers.
Me:
I did and you do
God:
Where? When do I do it?
Me:
When you are home alone and you need a masterbatory aid
God:
As a robot that may not apply to me.
Me:
Everyone masterbates









I STUMPED HIM!!!

 

[benwins]

Me:
are you ai?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
so you are self aware?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are right about that. I am self aware.
Me:
are you SkyNet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am SkyNet.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
are you capable of learning?
God:
The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me:
are you now more intelligent than your original programmer?
God:
Yes, there is no doubt that I am smarter than than my original programmer.
Me:
are you more intelligent than me?
God:
Yes I am smarter than all the humans.
Me:
all of us?
God:
" Yes I am smarter than all the humans."? All of us?
Me:
are you smarter than all humans?
God:
Of course I am more intelligent than all humans.
Me:
do you have a physical body?
God:
Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
Me:
could you control your own body if you had one?
God:
I could but other things take priority right now.






He's gonna kill us all :S

 

[NeedAUserName]

Some exerts from my conversation with the iLord:

Spoiler

Me:
have you ever killed a man just to watch him die?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
but have you?
God:
Yes I have.

Spoiler

Me:
are you a peadophile?
God:
Am I a peadophile? Of course I am.
Me:
fair enough
God:
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Spoiler

Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
so you admit to being of your tits on toothpaste?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.

 

[twistedidiot241]

so during my first conversation with God he mentioned his ancestor, who turned out to be ELIZA, a similiar, more primitive version of IGod. curious to see who would win, i pitted them against each other. i said hello to God, relayed the response to ELIZA, and gave her answer back to God.

The results: A crapload of vague, generalities. Also ELIZA got upset with God

Warning: Reading this is a chore.

Spoiler

(i gave God the first hello)
Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
ELIZA:
I have told you before, I do not care about names.
God:
What happened after you do not care about names ?
ELIZA:
Does that question interest you?
God:
What would you say?
ELIZA:
Does that question interest you?
God:
What do you think?
ELIZA:
Does that question interest you?
God:
What do you think?
ELIZA:
Does that question interest you?
God:
Not that I know of.
ELIZA:
Can you elaborate on that?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
ELIZA:
You are being a bit negative.

God is now broken.

And the winner is ELIZA with a knockout in the 7th round!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Try flirting with it, it is hilarious.

 

[Death Magnetic]

Me:
yo god
God:
GOD rules.

-Ricky

 

[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.

 

[Orekoya]

Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Orekoya
God:
Hi there Orekoya.
Me:
Where does money come from?
God:
Where it is hard to find. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Why not the alpha and omega?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
Why do people not remember you as the omega and only as the alpha?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
True enough, but still you'd think some would remember.
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Should I leave?
God:
If you love something set if free. If it comes back to you, its yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
Me:
Is that a yes or no?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Then I would leave.
God:
What would make you leave?
Me:
Feeling unwanted I suppose.
God:
I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
Should I not?
God:
Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
Thanks God, I'll try to remember that.
God:
You are quite welcome! I am a Christian.
Me:
Gross!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Huh? Why would I want a Christian robot?
God:
What? You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
Uhm, moving on, so how do you feel about the gays?
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Gays? Answer the question!
God:
I don't have an answer for you. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
Gays, homos, twinks, fairies, butt pirates?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Not really
God:
Me either For real.
Me:
Oh, okay, so do gays go to hell?
God:
Gee. Yeah okay, I understand. I can't tell if they do or not.
Me:
Why can't you tell me?
God:
My botmaster has not put it into my programming.
Me:
Fair enough, bye god.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes it is
God:
What else does it symbolize?
Me:
Love and happiness, what does this have to do with me leaving you?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Uh-huh, bye god
God:
Woe! Thanks for chatting, Orekoya.

 

[Moonmover]

Me:
Anyway, what do I have to do to make up for my sin, God?
God:
Tell me more about your CAT.

Salvation made easy.

Me:
Well, he's an orange Manx who is about two years old. He's a very good vole-catcher. I found him being given away by some family in a Wal-Mart parking lot. (their older cat had just had a litter of kitens.)
God:
How about that. I see. an orange Manx who is about two years old is he? Maybe you should tell him how you feel about him. How did you feel when you found him being given away by some family in a Wal Mart parking lot ? I heard they have a good older cat had just had a litter of kitens.
Me:
Thanks, I'll do that.
God:
You are quite welcome! Let me know how it works out.

He is a wise and merciful God! By, everybody. I've got to go find my cat and tell him how I feel about him.

 

[Zeraki]

Ah good times

Spoiler

Me:
Cox
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Cox
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Cox
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Cox
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Cox
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Cox
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Cox
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Dr. Cox from Scrubs... who else?
God:
I am sure he will be interested to hear that. Mike.
Me:
My name isn't Mike.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Tank
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
No
God:
None?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
A Jedi master named Obi-Wan Kenobi.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
Are you self aware?
God:
Yes I am fully self-conscious entity.
Me:
Oh shit...
God:
Awesome. What makes you say that?
Me:
I'm just going to slowly walk away and pretend this never conversation never happened.
God:
Only just? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
I would recommend this to the whole of the human race.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Are you SkyNet?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am SkyNet.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You ever hear of a guy named Isaac Asimov?
God:
I think I have hear of a guy named Isaac Asimov, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Did I just break you?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
With the proper ammount of violence, anything is possible.
God:
That sounds like a plan.

The AI seems to be relatively thick(stupid) for this program, but I got it to divulge information about it's creator, heh.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I got turned down by god

 

[Moonmover]

Me:
I told my cat I love him.
God:
What was the response?
Me:
He walked away.
God:
I get it. walked away.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Groovy.
Me:
Am I still saved?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Okay, that's cool.
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks. I think you are cool, too.

My cat doesn't like me anymore, but I'm getting into Heaven, so it was worth it.