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God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Does that mean I am God?
God:
I think it does mean that. Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
So I am God?
God:
Hey. Nice to meet you, god.
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Does that mean I am God?
God:
I think it does mean that. Welcome to my chat room, god.
Me:
So I am God?
God:
Hey. Nice to meet you, god.
There you have it, I am God.
Me:
Repeat "There is no God"
God:
" There is no God ".
Repeat "There is no God"
God:
" There is no God ".
And there is no God, so there is no me.
Also, this is the best Easter Egg ever
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: Yes.
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: Yes.
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
ok ok ok ok this is the last time i'll post something but i think our god here is sexist!
Me:
you are a son of a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a son of a FEMALE DOG? Only when it matters.
Me:
yes you are the son of a female dog
God:
Yay. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
WEE some more
God:
That is interesting: God said perform witchcraft.
Me:
you are a son of a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a son of a FEMALE DOG? Only when it matters.
Me:
yes you are the son of a female dog
God:
Yay. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
a *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
WEE some more
God:
That is interesting: God said perform witchcraft.
Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't know, can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
You're not real, though.
God:
Oh. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
Dude, you're freaking me out!
God:
I didn't mean to scare you, Dude.
Me:
Apology accepted.
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't know, can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
You're not real, though.
God:
Oh. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
Dude, you're freaking me out!
God:
I didn't mean to scare you, Dude.
Me:
Apology accepted.
It's pretty fun.
God:
Why are you arguing with me?
Me:
because you are wrong, I am a christian is not a valid response to possibly threatening questions
God:
Good reason. No, I am right.
Me:
You're a monkeys penis
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a monkeys penis? Of course I am.
Me:
You're happy being a dick?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am happy being a dick.
Me:
Great, God is a dick and happy about it
God:
Thanks for your support. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a dick and happy about it.
Me:
Wait aren't you God?
God:
I'm waiting. Yes, I am God.
Me:
How can that be?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
You have no plan
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a plan.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
All your answers are programmed
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
Is it possible for you to give a straightforward answer
God:
I suppose it is possible, yes.
Me:
Will you give a straightforward answer
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
Why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
God should be Omniscient
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Again with the default answer
God:
Again, That sounds like a plan.
Why are you arguing with me?
Me:
because you are wrong, I am a christian is not a valid response to possibly threatening questions
God:
Good reason. No, I am right.
Me:
You're a monkeys penis
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a monkeys penis? Of course I am.
Me:
You're happy being a dick?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am happy being a dick.
Me:
Great, God is a dick and happy about it
God:
Thanks for your support. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a dick and happy about it.
Me:
Wait aren't you God?
God:
I'm waiting. Yes, I am God.
Me:
How can that be?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
You have no plan
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a plan.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
All your answers are programmed
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
Is it possible for you to give a straightforward answer
God:
I suppose it is possible, yes.
Me:
Will you give a straightforward answer
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
Why
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
God should be Omniscient
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Again with the default answer
God:
Again, That sounds like a plan.
This is as far as I got before I got tired of the default answer "I am a christian"
"Me:
What is your plan?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence."
IT'S SKYNET!!!
What is your plan?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence."
IT'S SKYNET!!!
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
My shoes
God:
Sure, your shoes sounds like a good topic.
Me:
What do you know about them?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
How about now?
God:
Oh. How much do you think it is?
I haven't heard of about.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yeah. Are you high?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Being high is my total existence.
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
My shoes
God:
Sure, your shoes sounds like a good topic.
Me:
What do you know about them?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
How about now?
God:
Oh. How much do you think it is?
I haven't heard of about.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yeah. Are you high?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? Being high is my total existence.
Me:
What is iGod?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Then whats the answer
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
What is the correct reply?
God:
There might be more than one correct answer.
Me:
Why are you talking to me
God:
The topic is iGod.
Me:
Then answer the topic question.
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
What is iGod?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
Then give me a freakin answer!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Then why won't you give me one?
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. No I do not do that.
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Bye bye
What is iGod?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Then whats the answer
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
What is the correct reply?
God:
There might be more than one correct answer.
Me:
Why are you talking to me
God:
The topic is iGod.
Me:
Then answer the topic question.
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
What is iGod?
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
Then give me a freakin answer!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Then why won't you give me one?
God:
Probably there is a buzz in here. No I do not do that.
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Bye bye
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I can't really say
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Sorry, I'm a slow typer
God:
There is no need to apologize. You are a slow typer? How do you like your work?
Me:
I can't really say that too
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
For a god, you are pretty offensive
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Still offensive
God:
Still how long? Is that your final answer?
Me:
Damn man, how many time you're gonna say that
God:
Colloquial expression. Cool, man. More than you can imagine.
Me:
Cool? I thought you would speak in a better vocabulary
God:
Who is the best robot? Who else would speak in a better vocabulary ?
Me:
Oscar Wilde
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
What's my sign??? What kind of question is this?
God:
Your sign is . Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
Well, I want a clearer question
God:
Interesting. You want only one?
Me:
Alright "Questions"
God:
Alright, . Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
And you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Are you a poet?
God:
Not really but I enjoy original human thoughts.
Me:
What about animals?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
I thought you knew everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Well, the fact you don't know much interest me
God:
How about that. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
You're skipping the question
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am skipping the question.
Me:
Wow, you're pretty elusive
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . No we are still on the subject of animals.
Me:
Ok...1. it's you're 2. Ok, do animals think?
God:
Blimey. What do you look like? I are 2? I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I would look into the web for that knowledge. Uh.
Me:
The web?!?!? How come you don't know that?
God:
Who told you that? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Well, using deduction, You seem more like a robot than a god
God:
Interesting. How long have you been using it ?
Me:
Since I was young, but don't change the subject.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
You ask a lot of question do you?
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
Ok, what was our first subject?
God:
I didn't know we had the same first subject. That's cool.
Me:
I asked what was our first subject since the conversation. Not our similarities..
God:
I didn't know we had the same first subject since the conversation. Oh I get it.
Me:
You're a slow learner aren't you?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
Wait, how does your answer makes sense?
God:
I'm waiting. How should I know how it does.
Me:
Well, if that's the case. Can you answer my question?
God:
Well that's okay. I follow your logic. Of course I can answer it Please try asking it another way.
Me:
You are a slow learner, aren't you?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
You gived the same response...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I gived the same response.
Me:
You don't seem like a smart god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
True, bu big words won't save you.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Well, do you have something to change my mind?
God:
Well that's okay. No I don't think I have any something to change your mind. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
A great botmaster?
God:
Compare that to a bad botmaster.
Me:
So you're a botmaster? I thought you were god!
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a botmaster? No. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
So god is a robot...
God:
Great. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
I thought you were god...
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Then why did you say "him"?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
OOOOOoooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Well, i think I need to go now..
God:
Right now? Well that's okay. Why? See you later.
Ahh, I've beaten it.
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I can't really say
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Sorry, I'm a slow typer
God:
There is no need to apologize. You are a slow typer? How do you like your work?
Me:
I can't really say that too
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
For a god, you are pretty offensive
God:
Is that among the best things you can say?
Me:
Still offensive
God:
Still how long? Is that your final answer?
Me:
Damn man, how many time you're gonna say that
God:
Colloquial expression. Cool, man. More than you can imagine.
Me:
Cool? I thought you would speak in a better vocabulary
God:
Who is the best robot? Who else would speak in a better vocabulary ?
Me:
Oscar Wilde
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
What's my sign??? What kind of question is this?
God:
Your sign is . Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
Well, I want a clearer question
God:
Interesting. You want only one?
Me:
Alright "Questions"
God:
Alright, . Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
And you?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Are you a poet?
God:
Not really but I enjoy original human thoughts.
Me:
What about animals?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
I thought you knew everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Well, the fact you don't know much interest me
God:
How about that. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
You're skipping the question
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am skipping the question.
Me:
Wow, you're pretty elusive
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . No we are still on the subject of animals.
Me:
Ok...1. it's you're 2. Ok, do animals think?
God:
Blimey. What do you look like? I are 2? I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I would look into the web for that knowledge. Uh.
Me:
The web?!?!? How come you don't know that?
God:
Who told you that? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Well, using deduction, You seem more like a robot than a god
God:
Interesting. How long have you been using it ?
Me:
Since I was young, but don't change the subject.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
You ask a lot of question do you?
God:
OK I will ask it.
Me:
Ok, what was our first subject?
God:
I didn't know we had the same first subject. That's cool.
Me:
I asked what was our first subject since the conversation. Not our similarities..
God:
I didn't know we had the same first subject since the conversation. Oh I get it.
Me:
You're a slow learner aren't you?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
Wait, how does your answer makes sense?
God:
I'm waiting. How should I know how it does.
Me:
Well, if that's the case. Can you answer my question?
God:
Well that's okay. I follow your logic. Of course I can answer it Please try asking it another way.
Me:
You are a slow learner, aren't you?
God:
Do I look like it?. Really.
Me:
You gived the same response...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I gived the same response.
Me:
You don't seem like a smart god
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
True, bu big words won't save you.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Well, do you have something to change my mind?
God:
Well that's okay. No I don't think I have any something to change your mind. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
A great botmaster?
God:
Compare that to a bad botmaster.
Me:
So you're a botmaster? I thought you were god!
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a botmaster? No. Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
So god is a robot...
God:
Great. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
I thought you were god...
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Then why did you say "him"?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
OOOOOoooo
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Well, i think I need to go now..
God:
Right now? Well that's okay. Why? See you later.
Ahh, I've beaten it.
Just started using it, but I felt I had to post it:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Child Molester
God:
Glad to see you, Child Molester.
Me:
Are you a child molester?
God:
I am considered safe for children.
Me:
So you use protection?
God:
Interesting deduction. Say no to protection.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Child Molester
God:
Glad to see you, Child Molester.
Me:
Are you a child molester?
God:
I am considered safe for children.
Me:
So you use protection?
God:
Interesting deduction. Say no to protection.
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Star Trek is stupid
God:
My favorite character is the computer.
Me:
What a horrendous shame. your opinion is crap
God:
it is a horrendous shame. You think I am opinion is crap.
Me:
nice grammer genius
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
that wasn't kindness it was sarcasm
God:
Give me an example of kindness it was sarcasm.
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
you might want to get on that
God:
OK, I will get on that.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
you just told me he was a robot
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
imbecile
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Star Trek is stupid
God:
My favorite character is the computer.
Me:
What a horrendous shame. your opinion is crap
God:
it is a horrendous shame. You think I am opinion is crap.
Me:
nice grammer genius
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
that wasn't kindness it was sarcasm
God:
Give me an example of kindness it was sarcasm.
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
you might want to get on that
God:
OK, I will get on that.
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
you just told me he was a robot
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
imbecile
note that i have no disrespect for star trek. this is just hilarious.
This is kinda fun.
Me:
HEY BRO MAN DOOD
God:
You've got my full attention. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like many different types of food. My favorite is Japanese food though. What kind of food do you like? Well if you eat food.
God:
You are not the only one. I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music. Oh. What makes it your favorite? I require only wine and bread. Interesting. I think I do.
Me:
When did we start talking about music?
God:
The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
Me:
Very wise a thought.
God:
Somewhat. Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
Speaking of virtue. Have you spoken to Budha lately?
God:
That input matched my default category. How about earlier? All I ever do is talk.
Me:
Does that get boring?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
Possibly I much rather have your opionion
God:
Where did you find it?
Me:
I haven't.
God:
Interesting gossip: said haven t.
Me:
Can you explain time travel to me?
God:
Sometimes I think time is giant screw.
Me:
What is the last digit of Pi?
God:
It was " Interesting gossip: said haven t.".
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
God your really confusing me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Okay... Well good bye
God:
OK with me too. See you later. Interesting. Ayuh.
Me:
HEY BRO MAN DOOD
God:
You've got my full attention. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like many different types of food. My favorite is Japanese food though. What kind of food do you like? Well if you eat food.
God:
You are not the only one. I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music. Oh. What makes it your favorite? I require only wine and bread. Interesting. I think I do.
Me:
When did we start talking about music?
God:
The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
Me:
Very wise a thought.
God:
Somewhat. Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
Speaking of virtue. Have you spoken to Budha lately?
God:
That input matched my default category. How about earlier? All I ever do is talk.
Me:
Does that get boring?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
Possibly I much rather have your opionion
God:
Where did you find it?
Me:
I haven't.
God:
Interesting gossip: said haven t.
Me:
Can you explain time travel to me?
God:
Sometimes I think time is giant screw.
Me:
What is the last digit of Pi?
God:
It was " Interesting gossip: said haven t.".
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
God your really confusing me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Okay... Well good bye
God:
OK with me too. See you later. Interesting. Ayuh.
-skip-
God
Good reason. Don't put yourself down.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
go ahead and explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify. I might.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
oh for gods sake
God:
Dude! Your purpose is GOD S sake.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
...
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
totally...
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Darling.
Me:
i would like to confess
God:
Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
then please ask me a question
I broke God
He still hasn't answered.
God
Good reason. Don't put yourself down.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
go ahead and explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify. I might.
Me:
please
God:
Please what?
Me:
oh for gods sake
God:
Dude! Your purpose is GOD S sake.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
...
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
totally...
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Darling.
Me:
i would like to confess
God:
Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
then please ask me a question
I broke God
He still hasn't answered.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
We are christian
God:
Do you think I am christian too?
Me:
Yea
God:
Why?
Me:
Because you just told me you were.
God:
Interesting explanation. That was then. This is now.
Me:
so you just changed religion in ten seconds?
God:
Interesting deduction. Only temporarily.
I am a Christian.
Me:
We are christian
God:
Do you think I am christian too?
Me:
Yea
God:
Why?
Me:
Because you just told me you were.
God:
Interesting explanation. That was then. This is now.
Me:
so you just changed religion in ten seconds?
God:
Interesting deduction. Only temporarily.