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TheTim

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well seeing as im too lazy to read your whole post and after seeing the boring length that it was and only getting through the first sentence, i will say this...

1) Don't Hang out with that group. Simple

2) Learn to have some fun, its much more fun to be immature than it is to be mature.


EDIT: After reading your post, those guys are pretty bad. So my first option still stands.
 

swolf

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Ah, high school...a time when everyone around is a complete and utter moron that slows you down when you have a job to do. It's a good thing all that changes when you get out and work...oh wait, nevermind. Also, I probably would've hit him with the tripod leg...I wouldn't have wanted to but I can't stand people that act like they have no brain.

I'd say that a group I was in that I wanted to punch would be either of 2 kitchens that I used to work in. The first, we had a guy who was college educated in the field but couldn't grill a steak right to save himself and claimed to be the head chef (since our current head chef wasn't college educated and, thus, unworthy of the title). Then there's the servers, some insisted on writing illegible cursive, using the wrong abbreviations, and generally being stupid that frustrated me to no end. Then, I went to work at another place. At one point, the only people there who weren't drug addicts were me, my wife, and another worker. Oh, by the way, 2 of those druggies were ALSO pregnant at the time. Now, I don't care if you use drugs but when you come in to work high as a kite, that's a problem. Then, they advertise that the food is fresh when, in reality, they prebake a good majority of it and microwave it to order. Also, microwaving a steak because "grilling it to well done takes too long". They told everyone that they'd been receiving a LOT of complaints about food quality so I told them that I would start fixing the problem by throwing away all of the microwaves (they had 3). The "chef" didn't understand why and then came up with the DUMBEST ideas I've ever heard...like using them MORE. I got frustrated and told him that he wasn't a real chef and neither was anybody else that worked there. I told them that I could cook them all under the table and then proved it by making a special that sold like hot cakes. I then challenged the chef to top my special and it's sales. His response was Fried Fish and French Fries (Sorry if you like that but it came NOWHERE close to my dish)...which he sold 3 of...well, 1 to the manager and 1 to his girl. I pointed this out and then he fired me. GRR!!!! Yeah, I understand that people make mistakes but, seriously, these people did the same thing OVER AND OVER. RAGE!!!!
 

Littlee300

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It sucks that teachers have such a important role and a quite a few of them seem are just ridiculous. Once there was a big wresting brawl in the field and the staff on duty was just like "I will care after my lunch break..." It was kinda cool though....

At least you don't have a teacher that does nothing and has a student (she was a girl) run her class.. That student's friends were never punished by her and the guys would get in trouble for just saying a word and the girls rarely got in trouble.

Also at least you don't have a teacher that targets you (It isn't just me I said "I don't like that teacher very much" and they said "Well duh he targets you" Some girls in his class straight out disrespect him and keep doing what there doing even when he keeps telling them to stop and I am even getting mad at the girls. When i move to another table because people at my table are annoying me he sends me to another class room for 2 hours while my class watches a movie and do some math.
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I never realized it till now, but some teachers are just evil! o_O
 

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Littlee300 said:
It sucks that teachers have such a important role and a quite a few of them seem are just ridiculous. Once there was a big wresting brawl in the field and the staff on duty was just like "I will care after my lunch break..." It was kinda cool though....
In a situation like that, teachers at most schools are required to stay out of it for legal reasons.

Schools don't like being sued because a teacher tried to help.
 

Estocavio

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I just avoid such groups of people - And by avoid i mean have nothing to do with.
Its worked so far.
And that goes a long way.
 

iFail69

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Blatherscythe said:
The last one is the worst, we need to make a fake gun for our plot but we cannot use anything that looks like a gun, so we decided to use a broken tripod leg, you know one of the legs that you can adjust to help take the pictures without shaking the camera. Whenever we give this guy the damn thing he pretends to jerk off with it, I wish I was joking and whenever I ask for him to stop and give me the leg he says no it's mine and I literally have to yank it out of his hands to get him to stop. Afterwards he makes a whole bunch of lame mastubation/dick jokes
haha, this guy sounds like me when I had to do a group speaking assessment in my GCSE English years :p

also, don't you get to choose your group in the first place?
 

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Yeah, teachers don't change from Secondary school. You may think that when you're done with the mandatory education that you might get some decent teachers when you move up to college or university, be dissapointed. Apart from the very select few, most of em are just lazy fucks.

And group work will ALWAYS suck. It sucks even more when it affects your university degree mark. All group work marks I've had are always low compared to my own marks, and I'm always the one doing the most work for it. I'm doing Games Design at uni, so you can figure it's pretty annoying being in lectures with people who do Games Design...

Some people do try though, some lecturer's stupid idea was to do 10 man group projects (which required her to teach no lectures for 1 year and have less to mark, go figure.. she also gets motion sickness when playing FPSes so why is she even doing this?!). Me and two others spent about 120+ hours each on the project, then you get those who contribute but are generally like "well I gotta spend time on MY work too!" and think putting in 60 hours of rushed shit is enough, then you get the 2 or so ones who don't give a shit and put in 20 hours each. But they'll all get similar marks to me, and I'll get less marks than I should! Great system.

Also due to being at uni, some being older or whatever.. people are a bit stubborn. In the first semester we had weekly meetings to get our shit together, but the same 3 people would sleep in and end up being 30mins late whenever the time was. We generally needed the whole group or 1 of those 3 to discuss something or whatnot so we'd have to wait around for 30mins every week. Every week I'd call them and ask where they are and every week they'd get angry at me? It'd be like "Hey, where are you?" "Where do you think I am?". On one occasion they stormed in 30mins late, then one of them stormed back out again. People don't do work or don't show up and there's nothing you can do, cos you can't fire them or anything.

Generally half the people doing this course are in uni to fuck about and do nothing, but I guess it's just games design.
 

Urgh76

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My life, cut print. See ya

EDIT: Haven't you turned in your "Faith in Humanity" card yet?
 

Littlee300

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JEBWrench said:
Littlee300 said:
It sucks that teachers have such a important role and a quite a few of them seem are just ridiculous. Once there was a big wresting brawl in the field and the staff on duty was just like "I will care after my lunch break..." It was kinda cool though....
In a situation like that, teachers at most schools are required to stay out of it for legal reasons.

Schools don't like being sued because a teacher tried to help.
Doesn't that make the opposite of logic?
 

JEBWrench

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Littlee300 said:
JEBWrench said:
In a situation like that, teachers at most schools are required to stay out of it for legal reasons.

Schools don't like being sued because a teacher tried to help.
Doesn't that make the opposite of logic?
Yep. But when you're dealing with lawsuits, since when has logic ever applied?
 

Reolus

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Sometimes, being angry at people does not encourage them to cooperate with you. Try a different approach!
 

I Max95

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i have a small engine shop class and we were given partners
im aparently so unbarable that both my partners quit which im thankful for
the first one couldnt pay a lick of atention always chatting with friends and when we had to do shit it was always me
he did almost nothing
he quit the class
the second one was even worse he kept thinking that ONE fucking family guy joke was still funny the seven billionth time
plus he also didnt do shit
but the worst part is that he trys to take ALL the credit
and thank the lord he also quit the class

second semester i had a good group who did enough work and were actually my friends
but i wouldnt have if i hadnt have switched to a diferent period for that class
 

Blatherscythe

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Urgh76 said:
My life, cut print. See ya

EDIT: Haven't you turned in your "Faith in Humanity" card yet?
No. If I lost faith in humanity I wouldn't be apart of it, as soon as we nuke ourselves then I turn in my faith in humanity card.
 

Blatherscythe

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Sinclose said:
Blatherscythe said:
Out of curiosity, what was your script about?
Well it is about a kid who has visions of the future within about one day to a few seconds before they happen. He is ridiculed and so is another kid, one day he passes a staircase and sees in first person someone beating, then cutting and then finally eviserating (the brutal stuff is done off camera and just implies what is happening) later the victem (a bully) shows up dead, his body mauled and his kidney missing. Everyone plans on blaming the kid with the visions (he keeps quiet about the vision) one kid then leaves saying he has homework to do (he doesn't seem to disturbed about the grisly murder and the reason kids are investigating the murder is because we have no adult actors nor any police outfits).

The kid with visions then recieve erie and disturbing messages, one of which tells him to visit the gym at a specific time, the kid arrives early and sees a similair murder to the first only it's a person being dragged away (another bully) and then hung by their feet and killed with a machete (again off camera just a bunch of screaming), The kid with visions is suddenly knocked out and put into a dark room by another kid in a hockey mask (Friday the 13th referance). When he wakes up he hears the gravel voiced pshycho tell him that their going to play a game of cat and mouse, the kids visions pay off and before he kill the kid with the mask he convinces the kid with visions who has been tortured and harassed by the other kids to take his mask, he does so and it is that same kid who was being harassed early on in the film.

The last scene is a girl tied up and sobbing to which the kid with visions, now wearing the mask replies "Don't worry, it'll all be over soon enough" then draws a knife.

Thats only the short version.
 

Slaanax

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I find you an asshole for posting that video I WANTED TO POST THAT VIDEO! I would say assholes are everywhere you just have to hope they don't stop by and dump-a-lump all over you.
 

Blatherscythe

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swolf said:
Blatherscythe said:
Shakesphearean Snip
Ah, high school...a time when everyone around is a complete and utter moron that slows you down when you have a job to do. It's a good thing all that changes when you get out and work...oh wait, nevermind. Also, I probably would've hit him with the tripod leg...I wouldn't have wanted to but I can't stand people that act like they have no brain.

I'd say that a group I was in that I wanted to punch would be either of 2 kitchens that I used to work in. The first, we had a guy who was college educated in the field but couldn't grill a steak right to save himself and claimed to be the head chef (since our current head chef wasn't college educated and, thus, unworthy of the title). Then there's the servers, some insisted on writing illegible cursive, using the wrong abbreviations, and generally being stupid that frustrated me to no end. Then, I went to work at another place. At one point, the only people there who weren't drug addicts were me, my wife, and another worker. Oh, by the way, 2 of those druggies were ALSO pregnant at the time. Now, I don't care if you use drugs but when you come in to work high as a kite, that's a problem. Then, they advertise that the food is fresh when, in reality, they prebake a good majority of it and microwave it to order. Also, microwaving a steak because "grilling it to well done takes too long". They told everyone that they'd been receiving a LOT of complaints about food quality so I told them that I would start fixing the problem by throwing away all of the microwaves (they had 3). The "chef" didn't understand why and then came up with the DUMBEST ideas I've ever heard...like using them MORE. I got frustrated and told him that he wasn't a real chef and neither was anybody else that worked there. I told them that I could cook them all under the table and then proved it by making a special that sold like hot cakes. I then challenged the chef to top my special and it's sales. His response was Fried Fish and French Fries (Sorry if you like that but it came NOWHERE close to my dish)...which he sold 3 of...well, 1 to the manager and 1 to his girl. I pointed this out and then he fired me. GRR!!!! Yeah, I understand that people make mistakes but, seriously, these people did the same thing OVER AND OVER. RAGE!!!!
Looks like you have terrible luck when it comes to co-workers and that boss is a sore loser and lazy. But to err is human, to fuck up the same way again and again is to be a moron.