In Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion what do you think your character was in prison for at the beginning?

[kuyo]

that vampire count caught me trying to suck his blood. Either that or a ranger got between my sword and whatever I was carving, it's amazing how guards can have a photographic memory of all the criminals and their bounties even if their crime was committed a month ago across the country.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

My character was a convicted Paedophile, thats why theres ano children in Cyrodill, they all got got moved to another country.

Wow that was terrible, um i probably actually just (unsuccessfully) stole things

 

[Omikron009]

Multiple counts of aggravated assault, armed robbery, and rape.

 

[manaman]

Nothing at all.

I was innocent I tell you, innocent.

You can't prove a thing!

 

[Poopster]

Stole the emperor's clothes 0.0

 

[gammazuma]

I burned down a town with the first fire spell i learned

 

[John the Gamer]

I've always thought that the city in oblivion is waaaaaay too small to be the capital of the entire empire thing.

I second that thought, the city was just far to small to be the capital city of an entire empire.
The castle of each town like Skingrad and Bruma should have a castle the same size as the capital while the capital should be about 15 times larger with better looking defences and an actual army to defend it.

Yeah, I was kinda set-off by the fact that the castle is a tower. with like on room on each floor. they could have saved alot of space by building a spiral staircase in the middle(instead of on the edge) and filling up the freed-up space with rooms. and make a big throneroom in the penthouse. so all your feable subjects have to climb all the way up. Also: those magical teleportation platforms.

And why is the most important treasure in the world(elder scrolls) guarded by crippled old blind monks instead of dragons and armored guards? It's fine as long as they can't read the things.

 

[John the Gamer]

Discrimination. I usually play as a black-red argonian, so I probably swam in the royal pond or something, and they decided that they hated me and locked me up. But your skills are so low in the beginning anything else isn't really possible; too weak to murder someone, too noisy to steal something and too unintelligent to build a doomsday device and try to take over the world.

Well you were clearly bad at whatever it was you were doing if you wound up in jail.

Yeah, about that jail-thing; The jail is outside the city, and the sewer-escape system leads to just outside the jail. they brought the emperor all the way from the palace to escape the he assassins, but why didn't they just walk to the sewer exit right away? It's only on a bowshot away. lock him up in the top of the palace or something. ITS A FORTRESS, remember?

 

[Kernow Chris]

Claiming that the emperor was the captain of the U.S.S Enterprise...

 

[kouriichi]

Dani Agustus King, Redguard Male, Dark skin, medium heigth, black dreadlocks.
Wanted for, but not limited to:

Public nudity, public leudness, public urination, public humiliation, falshing, statitory rape, indecent exposure, indecent exposure to minors, indecent exposure to members of the opposite sex, theft of vegitable goods, leud acts in public with said vegitable goods, violating the law and NOT paying the fine, leud acts to guards after they spoke said line, devouring of human flesh, devouring of khajiit, devouring of horses not belonging to my character, prostitution, public prostitution, Selling copys of "the lusty argonian maid" to 34 different minors, selling importated "Moon Sugar" to said minors, 12 more counts of statitory rape ((with said minors)), breaking and entering ((into the kings home)), theft of ((the king's)) undergarments, performing bodly functions into ((the kings)) underwear drawer ((hence the line spoken by the emperor, "Yes, i know you. Ive seen you before")), impersonating a member of the royal family ((using stolen undergarments)), fencing stolen goods ((said underwear garments)), Spreading of plague, promoting plague related merchandies, 44 counts of murder, 44 counts of necrophilia, 17 attempted church burnings, 34 curch burnings, and 87 counts of sexual misconduct.

And that was all before 3 am. Unfortunetly, the mix of Skooma, Moon Sugar, stardust, nirnroot, and Daedric metal shavings wiped all memory of the wild night before hand.

 

[Jeremy Skitz]

Im a white trash nord who burns Imperials, Argonians, redgaurds, Kahjit and Dunmer...

 

[Merkavar]

i was there cause i stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

When i was caught they didnt believe me when i said it couldnt have been me and tried to accused someone else nearby.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I got put in jail for a pyramid scheme. I'm not a very good conman...

 

[metal mustache]

my hippie wood elf character stopped the guards from killing a bear that ripped off their friends' face.

 

[Simon Pettersson]

I got in jail for looking at some items in the store without paying for it

 

[TundraStalax]

I tried to talk to a khajit barowner and SOMEHOW picked up a silver goblet, I was arrested immediately.

 

[Rachel317]

I think mine was probably a case of mistaken identity. Mine's a good girl!
Either that, or she had sex with the King's wife or something. And, for the record, the Queen totally enjoyed it

I had sex with the kings wife and daughter then killed the king and all the guards with one swipe of my gutiar played an awsome solo and became god. *cause the game will be glitchy and exploited for invincibility like oblivion*

Tried to hump the Queen or a princess

I antecedently sleep in the wrong bed... But really, how would I suppose to know that it was the king bed and that the hot girl in the bed was the queen?

For Shagging the Princess and the queen while playing a Guitar solo on the corpse of GOD

I can't believe there's so many people that didn't know that Tamriel is ruled by an emperor, you know, the second character you meet at the start of the game?

King, Emperor, same difference
It's been a while since I played it, so you'll have to forgive me for forgetting everyone's name. But, still, he may have had a wife earlier on.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I always thought I was falsely accused of something.