In Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion what do you think your character was in prison for at the beginning?

[Uncle_Brainhorn]

Falsely accused by some corrupt guard.

 

[Parvutoiu Catalin]

I think it's because i've been caught trying to steal the emperror's pee for vodoo rituals and/or nailing a dead baby to 10 trees

 

[E-Penguin]

I think mine was probably a case of mistaken identity. Mine's a good girl!
Either that, or she had sex with the King's wife or something. And, for the record, the Queen totally enjoyed it

I had sex with the kings wife and daughter then killed the king and all the guards with one swipe of my gutiar played an awsome solo and became god. *cause the game will be glitchy and exploited for invincibility like oblivion*

Tried to hump the Queen or a princess

I antecedently sleep in the wrong bed... But really, how would I suppose to know that it was the king bed and that the hot girl in the bed was the queen?

For Shagging the Princess and the queen while playing a Guitar solo on the corpse of GOD

I can't believe there's so many people that didn't know that Tamriel is ruled by an emperor, you know, the second character you meet at the start of the game?

King, Emperor, same difference
It's been a while since I played it, so you'll have to forgive me for forgetting everyone's name. But, still, he may have had a wife earlier on.

Well he had three (legitimate) sons, so I guess he did. She must have been really old, though.

 

[ZydrateDealer]

Turns out that if you can't pay the fine of 500 for necrophilia the sentence is death...I was imprisoned because the executioner couldn't find an axe that'd kill me in one hit.

Yes The Amazing Gondo The Zombie Fucker of Kvatch had many lucky escapes by being sent to that cell.

 

[ChupathingyX]

I asked Bethesda if they would make a role playing game that actually lets you choose who you want to side with instead of always being the good guy.

That's why I'm in jail, and that's why I the game doesn't let you stay in the Mythic Dawn and invade Cloud Ruler Temple which would've been really good.

 

[Lord Jimmeth]

Stabbing a Bull Netch to death with a fork. They shipped me all the way to Cyrodil, even my "Nerevarine" name tag did nothing.
Sheogorath set me up! I swear!

 

[Altorin]

ejaculating on a clutch of argonian eggs.

 

[roger moores eyebrow]

Molested a mudcrab.

 

[Rachel317]

Well he had three (legitimate) sons, so I guess he did. She must have been really old, though.

Did he? I thought he just had Martyn (or however you spell his name)! I should probably pay more attention to backstories as I play
Meh, who'd turn down sex with a Queen? Can't get much more high class than that

 

[PixelKing]

Hm. Lets Think.

Name:Assassin
Race:Wood Elf who are mostly scouts and thieves
Class Name:Thief
Skills:Sneak:100 Marksman:100

Hm.

 

[T0MCAT]

Running around Morrowind making peoples arrows phase threw shit, I was soon deported.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

Depends on the character I like to think they are all there for a different reason.

My Imperial thinks that he is a vampire (eventually became one)

Breton thought he was Sheogorath (became him)

Orc was there for owning a bandit group.

Argonian was in there because of an injust bounty on his head.

I really do over think these things.

 

[nmatters]

I didn't pay the fine.

 

[epikAXE]

Killed Fargoth. They had to arrest me, committed a crime and whatnot, but they specifically moved me to the Imperial Prison to that specific cell so I'd have an okay chance of escaping. Nobody really blamed me.

Tbh, Fargot isnt a profound loss to the land of Tamriel Considering you probably stole all his most prised possesions at the start of Morrowind anyway...

 

[Mechsoap]

I shagged his wife, he got a bad memory so hes cool with it.

 

[EllEzDee]

Shagging the emperor's wife and daughter at the same time while playing a rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of God.

wow, it took 96 posts for someone to get that quote in.

When I saw the thread title I expected that to be the first response.

Phew, i was expecting a "been said countless times before"...

 

[MrShowerHead]

I pirated the Fighters Guild History, 1st Ed.

 

[WhiteandNeardy99]

Well I'd killed about 300 people and when the guards caught up with me I didn't have enough money to pay the fine so I chose to go to prison instead. Apparantly if your rich enough in Cyrodil you can buy your way out of ANYTHING...

Well either that or it was because I was a huge Next Generation fan.