In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am trying to rid the world of most people, so...yeah.

You didn't give me any of the credit for my invention!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i run the patent office and you didn't pay the proper funds to keep my from taking it.

You can't keep your items intact for more than a week.

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, its because YOU KEEP STOMPING ON THEM!!!!

Now what do you have to say to that?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I have nothing but my trusty shotgun does.

you clogged it with gum

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I wanted to see what would happen when you fired a shotgum.

You punched me in the face!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense that's the new form of plastic surgery.

You let the tools rust.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was cleaning them off with rain water.

You lit the couch on fire!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense that was the only way to get all the stains out.


You ground all the stones to powder.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I was cooking something!

You hated my cooking!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense you used the broken stove which burnt everything.

You burned the food.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm a shitty cook below all others! You fucking knew that, too!

You stole my Nerf darts!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was trying to convert them into real bullets.

You melted my plastics.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I needed them to make a new kind of Nerf gun! It was a worthy cause!

You wiped all the songs from my head!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they had lyrics of nonsense.

You wiped my drive.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were collecting data on me. I cannot allow that.

You stole stuff out of my trash can!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i have an entire force of hobo's under my control as well so you were seeing things

You kept seeing invisible things.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have incredibly sensitive eyes!

You put me out of house and home with your shenaniganery!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you said you liked my shenanigans!

You said my shenanigans were evil!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were specifically targeting cripples and sick kids! And I didn't say that you shouldn't go on with them...

You took the words from my mouth! And my tongue too!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense we needed you to stop talking.

You made me fail the last Escapist quiz!