In My Defense...

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I never knew it was made out of glass.

You didn't let me fix your heart!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it was the cardiovascular surgeons job, not yours!
You don't know what cardiovascular is!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, I'm illiterate.

U daidnt no aye wuz illeteraite!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my devence, im dislexik.
You gave me brain damage!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, you tried to kill me.

You tried to kill me!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it was assisted suicide!
You wanted to die!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it was to fend of my competitors.

You didn't change the diapers.

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense they smelt like crap.

You joined the Scientologists!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I'm a spy and i'm looking to destroy their base from within.


You tarnished the crown.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, the crown needed a bit or tarnishing.
You haven't posted in this thread for 3 days!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I've been busy with other stuff!

You put lots of glare in my lens!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i need to blind you quickly to make my escape.

You increased the size of your avatar.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence, it's cool!
You have a silly, small avatar!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense it strengthens it's evilness.


You stopped working

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, I'm exhausted!

You whipped me!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense I'm running this monkey farm and you aren't doing your share of the work.

You didn't pay the bill.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, you claimed you were treating!

You put me in a Wicker Man!

 

[LilGherkin]

In my defense you wanted to doubt the existence of my cruelty.

You gave me an oversized watch!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was anticipating your growth spurts.

You gave me a virus.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

In my defense, it was so you could become immune to it!

You released a deadly virus!