In My Defense...

[Lynx]

In my defense, he was talking too fast.

You ate my arm!

 

[Xhumed]

In my defence, I am a zombie, and you'd smeared barbecue sauce all over it.



You spilled coffee on the plans for my Death Ray!

 

[SpiritCorsair]

In my defense, the coffee was cold, and an Orbital Mind Control Ray is a better idea: no collateral damage.

You gave me a chocolate iced custard donut. I distinctly said, chocolate iced VANILLA CREME.

 

[Lynx]

In my defense, you're a craving son of a *****.

You took mah PILLS!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they were prescribed for me, just because it's the apocalypse doesn't mean you can steal from people that are still alive.

You dropped the ball!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you greased it!

You kept me from achieving my true potential.

 

[mikecoulter]

You didn't have potential!

You made me sell my soul for an Abba CD.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense if you actually wanted the Abba CD you deserved to lose it.

You entered a cheat code into my game preventing me from getting the trophies.

 

[jackanderson]

In my defence, you've got enough of them. Fucking trophy hoare.

You are responsible for The Escapist player fucking up on me!

 

[Arkhangelsk]

In my defense, you need a new computer anyway.

You destroyed all my accounts on the entire Internet!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense someone else was going to hack them and use them as spambots

You forced me to watch Mama Mia!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had me watch Twilight!

You unpacked everything I packed today!

 

[slevin8989]

In my defense i did that to steal you're stuff

You tried to stop me from stealing you're stuff

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was because if it's handled wrong, it explodes.

You stopped a major crime!

 

[slevin8989]

In my defense he got in my way of making a bigger crime

you tried save whales

 

[Pimp Sauce]

in my defence they were also ninjas

you slaughtered my entire family and raped my dog

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you bet me $50 that I wouldn't do it...so I had to prove you wrong.

You locked me outside!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense there was a gas leak, i was just saving you

you stabbed me with a spork!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I could have stabbed you with the kitchen knife.

You stole the ammo out of my gun when I needed it!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i needed it, you were doomed anyway.

you held me at gunpoint and stole my clothes!!