In My Defense...

[Tiny1337]

In my defense it was already broke when i got here im just the one with the bat.

You fought the law.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I knew full well that the law would win, I just wanted to see how he'd do it.

You made me testify against someone in court!

 

[Lynx]

In my defense, it was against the guy who forced you to watch Mama Mia.

You framed Roger Rabbit!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it was a photo of him i framed.

you trapped spiderman in a huge bath tub

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he said he could hold his breath longer than I could; I just wanted to test it.

You killed Superman!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense he said he wasn't allergic to Kriptonite. but i knew he was lying and had to teach him a lesson.

You killed Batman!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he spooked me, and he's not a superhero.

You made a new year's resolution you didn't keep!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was not to breath. i would have died if i kept it.

you burned down a hospital.

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, no one had the will to live.

You used several instruments of torture on my family.

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense your family deserved it

you have no soul!

 

[Lastbayking]

In my defense satan was hot...wait...um...raise your hand if you get that one.

You got that joke you sick freak.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense........i do ?

you blew up a hippy!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, I don't need a defense. Damned hippies. Get a job!

You sodomized a kitten! Multiple times!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I am a sick person and should be shot.
You choke on a gerbil.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you tried to shove it down my throat!

You didn't burn melon seeds!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it seemed pretty stupid at the time.

You broke the movie projector!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was an incredibly bad movie.

You strapped a rocket to a child!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he asked me to.

you created a virus with the intent to bring down the internet.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you sent me a link to this nasty porn site...I wanted to spare the rest of the world.

You crashed a train!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, it was going to fall off a cliff, so I figured I should spare the lives of the people in the front to save those in the back since they were already going to die.

You killed my boss!