In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was allowed to...isn't that $50 over here now?

You got my car involved in a massive pileup!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I wanted to see what would happen.
[sup]No idea. All I know is, Sainsbury, a medium size retailer over here,have gone mad and dropped the price. So guess what I'll be doing tomorrow.[/sup]

You stole my battleship!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was in retaliation for taking my snookums!
[sup]
GAWDDAMMIT[/sup]

You threw my puppy into the bear pit!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I dislike puppy's.
[sup]That's if I can get it. Not sure about my local store so I'll have to wait and see. If not, I'll get it full price.[/sup]

You destroyed my entire fleet of battleships.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were blocking my view.
[sup]Oh. get there quick![/sup]

You ruined my dungeon!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, bright pink is better then the red of blood.
[sup]Shouldn't be sold out, I think. Most are getting it tonight and many have school tomorrow.[/sup]

You are a sorcerer!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I spent years getting this power. I deserve to be one!
[sup]That's good.[/sup]

You disowned your child!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, he was a major disappointment.
He passed French...
[sup]Also just learned Asda are selling it for £27. Britian has gone mad![/sup]

You nicked my future copy of MW2!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I really want to play it!
[sup]DAMN YOU BRITS!
X-D[/sup]

You taunted me all day!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it's the first time Britain has beaten the Yanks at anything.
[sup]Except the footie, we always beat you at that.
XD[/sup]

You cut my arms off!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, I didn't want you to be able to play borderlands.


You prevented me from getting a game I wanted.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the last time you got a game you wanted, you didn't leave the house for three days!

You brought stale donuts to the meeting!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, sorry. They were the ones police left in a bin.

You killed me in a funny way.

 

[Ren3004]

In my defense, normal deaths are so boring...


You sabotaged my car.

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, it was like you said.
Normal deaths are so boring.

You made me MAD!!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I just wanted company.

You turned off all the lights!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I scared of the light.
So bright and blargh.

You put me in a sun lit room.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you need to build your resistance to the sun!

You broke open the time chamber!

 

[Sassafrass]

In my defence, I wanted to see the wibbly wobbly timey wimey...
Stuff.

You nuked my land!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were hiding whales. Lots of them.

You failed translating my rant!