In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody likes him!

You found faults with my methods!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defense your methods are shite.
You haven't bought the premium membership! How will the reviewers pay for their hookers games?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i shouldn't have to pay to watch movies..i'll go to a theatre for that.


You agreed to star in a Uwe Boll movie.

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it is an assassination attempt.
You haven't told me how to spell extraudinnaire yet!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you lorded it over me!

You didn't know how to spell extraordinaire!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it didn't come up in spell check!
You are a grammar nazi!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it saved your ass!

You kept me from my majestic duties!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i needed you distracted while the bomb was planted.

You shredded all the paper and the writing utensils

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were trying to pass on secrets of the base!

You held up a store!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence it was a lingerie store!
You keep setting me up for monty python references!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I know you love em!

You didn't share the joy!

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence I have no joy!
You haven't cheered me up!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought you could do that on your own!

You ruined my high score!

 

[Ren3004]

In my defence, you were spending too much time with that game.

You didn't pay attention to me!

 

[GOATOFRAGE]

in my defence i didnt find u that interesting
You killed a Llama

 

[ultimateownage]

In my defence Llama's have a stupid name! Why 2 l's?
You nuked russia!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense they were trying to take over my house.


You forgot to forget what i told you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you forgot hat you told some one else.

You got suspended for 3 days!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

In my defense i was making a brutally honest statement and people didn't like it.


You forged your identity

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wouldn't let me in as I was!

You stole my mudkip!