All the virgins I know are miserable 20-30 year old men. Most of them have had opportunities to have girlfriends, but gave them the cold shoulder for one stupid reason or another.
Death God said:And it hit me, every person in my class, which ranged from 9th grade to 12th grade, that everyone had drank beer illegally, smoked pot and chewed, or has had sex multiple times... except me.
I know you were joking here (especially with the "only under 16" thing), but I feel obliged to say that it completely depends on the brew. For example, Arrogant Bastard Ale is too bitter even for /me/, the guy whose favorite variety of beer is the Imperial Stout, and who has a tendency to drink straight liquor, rather than diluting it with mixer -- or ice, for that matter.Owen Robertson said:Beer's for pussies who just WANT to be "naughty" (<-- applies only to those under 16).
I think you misinterpreted that first part. In high school, I wanted to date "innocent" girls as opposed to whores, meaning I thought I preferred virgins (not knowing that virginity and promiscuity were pretty unrelated in those days). I was a douche for various reasons, but your post implies that I'm STILL the guy that "only goes after virgins." I may have slightly been that in high school (not that anyone would know, because virgin/not didn't alter my decision to date someone, and was merely a preference), but I've ditched my old ways, as I'm sure OP will eventually. I'd still like to have sex with a virgin just to know what it's like, but I won't consider a non-virgin "impure" like I would have in days' past.Char-Nobyl said:...look, man, I think I understand your intention, but for most people, you would end up coming across as "The guy who only goes after virgins." And being that guy isn't a good thing.chadachada123 said:You know, in hindsight, I had similar feelings myself in high school. I didn't drink until after graduation, didn't smoke pot for the first time for another year, and another year later, just this summer, had my first foray into a hallucinogen (shrooms). In high school, I refused to date girls that drank or did anything else, and tried to date virgins where possible.
Yep. That's how getting older works. When you've got more years under your belt, two years is literally a less statistically relevant stretch of time than it was when you were younger. If I remember correctly, the average American male ends up marrying a woman roughly four years his junior.chadachada123 said:I'm 20 now, and boy have I changed a lot in just two years, let alone throughout high school. I used to think that dating a girl two grades different was not just strange but abhorrent, but now I realize that age is mostly irrelevant so long as love (or at least, understanding that it's not love but just sex, whichever the case may be) is there.