It just isn't any GOOD. I did TRY to take it with some seriousness, to be entertained, BUT...
There are no ninjas, like proper frigging ninjas. It's not even as though everyone was hit by the conservation law of ninjas. They're just not ninjas. Putting aside dress sense for a moment, how many proper ninja/shinobi shout their attacks (even in shows)? If they're doing that, they're not very good as surprise is very important. If half of the stuff that went on in Naruto happened both quickly and with little explanation or showy-ness, it would be better.
Their personalities all suck. No freakin' discipline at all. There's alot of shouting and arguing and BSing and nobody who is that big of an idiot or that utterly obsessed with revenge or this or that would ever be allowed to become a ninja, truthfully, because they would fail miserably and DIE.
This is essentially an attempt to cross an actual ancient legend with anime in motion...but it's horrible. If it's really from an old Japanese legend, I want it to play out like Rurouni Kenshin, at least. Give me a proper Japanese feel to it. At the very least, less dopeyness and more ominous foreshadowing that leads to a proper pay-off. Oh, and let's not forget one more thing: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1IyIbs3Qo0]
[HEADING=1]PACING!!![/HEADING]
This isn't Dragonball Z here, people! Yeah, all the characters act like it, but that's not what this is. Make stuff happen in your series at proper intervals and STOP PADDING IT ALL THE FUCKING WAY OUT! Because the last nail in the coffin during the time that I attempted to watch this show was that...NOTHING...HAPPENED. And nothing happened for a long time!
So yeah, Naruto is hated.
There are no ninjas, like proper frigging ninjas. It's not even as though everyone was hit by the conservation law of ninjas. They're just not ninjas. Putting aside dress sense for a moment, how many proper ninja/shinobi shout their attacks (even in shows)? If they're doing that, they're not very good as surprise is very important. If half of the stuff that went on in Naruto happened both quickly and with little explanation or showy-ness, it would be better.
Their personalities all suck. No freakin' discipline at all. There's alot of shouting and arguing and BSing and nobody who is that big of an idiot or that utterly obsessed with revenge or this or that would ever be allowed to become a ninja, truthfully, because they would fail miserably and DIE.
This is essentially an attempt to cross an actual ancient legend with anime in motion...but it's horrible. If it's really from an old Japanese legend, I want it to play out like Rurouni Kenshin, at least. Give me a proper Japanese feel to it. At the very least, less dopeyness and more ominous foreshadowing that leads to a proper pay-off. Oh, and let's not forget one more thing: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1IyIbs3Qo0]
[HEADING=1]PACING!!![/HEADING]
This isn't Dragonball Z here, people! Yeah, all the characters act like it, but that's not what this is. Make stuff happen in your series at proper intervals and STOP PADDING IT ALL THE FUCKING WAY OUT! Because the last nail in the coffin during the time that I attempted to watch this show was that...NOTHING...HAPPENED. And nothing happened for a long time!
So yeah, Naruto is hated.