Is pizza in the morning a sacrilege?
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What is it with girls and blaming periods for everything?dont_blink said:
OT though... I hardly find it anymore unusual than me sitting drunk at the WaHo eating bacon and eggs at 2 am or even eating pizza at 4 am. Come to think of it, left-overs of said pizza are usually finished off for breakfast. This breakfast is typically about 1 pm, but whatever.
Sacrilege? Hardly. Cold pizza in the morning is as American as apple pie especially combined with the last 2 ounces of a can of beer (warm, flat, previously opened and left for dead the night before). College students have lived on such for generations. Cold pizza and a warm beer. Ahhhh memories.
It is one of those unsolved mysteries that will never be understood as to *why* the beer is *always* warmer than the surrounding ambient temperature and the pizza *always* colder after a night of debauchery. In a room that is precisely 72 degrees F the pizza will be around 55-60F and the beer 80+. I think the universe just knows in its malevolent heart that pizza tastes better warm and beer cold. Therefore in lock step with its guiding principles, (aka murphys law) it makes sure the beer gets warm and the pizza cold. I don't care if the pizza is on the surface of Mercury, 30 minutes later... its cold. Open a beer on Pluto and it will somehow magically get warm and flat by morning.
You are therefore justified enjoying pizza in the morning but ONLY IF ITS COLD and preferably from the night before. The universe will help you accomplish this. Peace.
It is one of those unsolved mysteries that will never be understood as to *why* the beer is *always* warmer than the surrounding ambient temperature and the pizza *always* colder after a night of debauchery. In a room that is precisely 72 degrees F the pizza will be around 55-60F and the beer 80+. I think the universe just knows in its malevolent heart that pizza tastes better warm and beer cold. Therefore in lock step with its guiding principles, (aka murphys law) it makes sure the beer gets warm and the pizza cold. I don't care if the pizza is on the surface of Mercury, 30 minutes later... its cold. Open a beer on Pluto and it will somehow magically get warm and flat by morning.
You are therefore justified enjoying pizza in the morning but ONLY IF ITS COLD and preferably from the night before. The universe will help you accomplish this. Peace.
pfft lightweights, forget breakfast pizza , reheated chinese/curry the morning after a LAN Party is the BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS (especially if you wash it down with beer 
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What good timing! I have leftover pizza chilled from last night-tis better than when its hot Makes my day!
Makes my day!
What's the difference between Pizza and bread, eggs and bacon?
Pizza for breakfast makes sense to me...
Pizza for breakfast makes sense to me...
Exactly.WanderFreak said:
What is sacrilege is a girl battlemedic killing you on a macbook...
Would it be more blasphemous if it were with a trackpad or a 360 controller?
Hrm...
I should take a picture of this. Perhaps with a blue bra, box of tampons, and something else blue for flavor.
