Is Skyrim promoting bestiality?

[Chrinik]

Holy shit, an RPG that gives you an option of doing things...
That´s like real life, you know...all thos gay people are promoting homosexuality, so we should all become gay right now, right?
Fucking NO...if you have a choice, you can take it...I know society nowadays doesn´t wanna do decisions themselfs anymore but jeez people, if you want to bang a lightpost, go do it, or not if you don´t, don´t blame the freedom of choice.

 

[LadyTiamat]

Lusty Argonian Maid anyone? I'm going to get me one of them.
I'm going to be an handsome Argonian rogue, so it's all good for me.

Lifts Her Tail :3

 

[CheeksMcGraw]

I hate you for bringing this up. Just letting you know.

 

[KaizokuouHasu]

Yes, Skyrim is forcing every one of it's players to marry, then have sex with a big, gay, furry, khajiit whether they want to or not.

I should know, I'm on the internet.

God f---ing dammit! I knew they were up to something! Thank you for letting me know. *hark*

You down with bestiality (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with bestiality (Every last homie)

You had me in stitches there for a while. XD
But then I serious'd

So, yes, it would be bestiality with the added difference that the beast in question can actually give informed consent.

Under that logic, human on human sex is also bestiality, since we are also animals.

Lol, I suppose it probably would be from a more intellectual species in the universe that can't understand our primitive dialect

Huh. You raise a point I hadn't thought of before. What does that say about Mass Effect?

I think we should coin a new term here and now for future use (when we meet aliens and create Human-animal chimeras on earth); Specieality! O_O

Hark! Sounds like Speciality.

 

[Imperium9990]

Khajiits and Argonians have feline and reptilian characteristics respectively.
Just like humans have great ape characteristics.
They are no more or less animals than humans are.

Also this man speaks the truth.

 

[pulse2]

Yes, Skyrim is forcing every one of it's players to marry, then have sex with a big, gay, furry, khajiit whether they want to or not.

I should know, I'm on the internet.

God f---ing dammit! I knew they were up to something! Thank you for letting me know. *hark*

You down with bestiality (Yeah you know me)
Who's down with bestiality (Every last homie)

You had me in stitches there for a while. XD
But then I serious'd

So, yes, it would be bestiality with the added difference that the beast in question can actually give informed consent.

Under that logic, human on human sex is also bestiality, since we are also animals.

Lol, I suppose it probably would be from a more intellectual species in the universe that can't understand our primitive dialect

Huh. You raise a point I hadn't thought of before. What does that say about Mass Effect?

I think we should coin a new term here and now for future use (when we meet aliens and create Human-animal chimeras on earth); Specieality! O_O

Hark! Sounds like Speciality.

But in Mass Effect everyone surprisingly speaks perfect english, how convenient, must make interplanetary relations that much easier, they can tell us they plan to destroy our planet and we won't be surprised about it when they do because we couldn't understand them and thought they were coming in peace

 

[KaizokuouHasu]

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But in Mass Effect everyone surprisingly speaks perfect english, how convenient, must make interplanetary relations that much easier, they can tell us they plan to destroy our planet and we won't be surprised about it when they do because we couldn't understand them and thought they were coming in peace

I think they said something about a translator thingy being plugged into your ear or tooth or something. Very convenient, because if that's the case, what happens when they run out of battery? Can they be hacked and tampered with to translate wrong on purpose?

Ugh!

 

[Kekkles]

If you were born into that world you wouldn't know the difference. That's the aspect they're going for. In that world people can (of any race) get married, even homosexually. Just like it is in real life.

 

[pulse2]

-Snip-
But in Mass Effect everyone surprisingly speaks perfect english, how convenient, must make interplanetary relations that much easier, they can tell us they plan to destroy our planet and we won't be surprised about it when they do because we couldn't understand them and thought they were coming in peace

I think they said something about a translator thingy being plugged into your ear or tooth or something. Very convenient, because if that's the case, what happens when they run out of battery? Can they be hacked and tampered with to translate wrong on purpose?

Ugh!

It really isn't worth thinking about, I can only think of the disasters it could cause. Halo did that Which was pretty awesome, because in reach the covenant spoke their language.

We can barely get that tech to understand languages on planet Earth, what would we do if that happened? lol

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

-Snip-
But in Mass Effect everyone surprisingly speaks perfect english, how convenient, must make interplanetary relations that much easier, they can tell us they plan to destroy our planet and we won't be surprised about it when they do because we couldn't understand them and thought they were coming in peace

I think they said something about a translator thingy being plugged into your ear or tooth or something. Very convenient, because if that's the case, what happens when they run out of battery? Can they be hacked and tampered with to translate wrong on purpose?

Ugh!

According to the Codex, it is translated to Galactic through the omni-tool. At least, I think that's what it says in the first game.

Also, I feel far more comfortable thinking about Nord/Argonian than I am thinking about Shepard/Garrus. And I did the latter in Mass Effect 2, so...

 

[Andy Szidon]

Let's look at the bright side. You might be able to marry hostile npcs to!

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Let's look at the bright side. You might be able to marry hostile npcs to!

So in other words, Foe Yay [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYay] may be capitalized on?

 

[Insanity72]

You don't follow video games that much do you?

 

[Andy Szidon]

Let's look at the bright side. You might be able to marry hostile npcs to!

So in other words, Foe Yay [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYay] may be capitalized on?

Maybe.

 

[Lim3]

Yes, it is promoting bestiality. I'm sure the producers are so into beastiality that this a secret conspiracy to make everyone sleep with their pets.

/sarcasm

 

[pulse2]

-Snip-
But in Mass Effect everyone surprisingly speaks perfect english, how convenient, must make interplanetary relations that much easier, they can tell us they plan to destroy our planet and we won't be surprised about it when they do because we couldn't understand them and thought they were coming in peace

I think they said something about a translator thingy being plugged into your ear or tooth or something. Very convenient, because if that's the case, what happens when they run out of battery? Can they be hacked and tampered with to translate wrong on purpose?

Ugh!

According to the Codex, it is translated to Galactic through the omni-tool. At least, I think that's what it says in the first game.

Also, I feel far more comfortable thinking about Nord/Argonian than I am thinking about Shepard/Garrus. And I did the latter in Mass Effect 2, so...

See, all those minor details were missed out in the ps3 version

 

[kouriichi]

Nope.
Because they arnt animals.

Its the same as marrying an elf, or an Orc. ((ORK ORK PORK ORK DORK *Hammers something*))
They arnt humans, but that doesnt make them animals.

 

[pwnzerstick]

I'm fairly certain that he isnt serious about the title, as in it is a parody of fox news

 

[Mosesj]

Oh god the furries.

exactly what I was thinking about. not sure if it's in the same context though


no, it's not. really. it's not

 

[RatRace123]

I don't think they're going far enough with this, um hang on.

Here we go, this is referring to Dragon Age 2, but the point still stands:

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/04/01

Bethesda can parade its lizard and lion people around all they want, but my character will remain celibate unless he can feel the sweet ecstasy that comes from dragon love.

So in other words, Foe Yay [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYay] may be capitalized on?

Off topic: NOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU EVIL PERSON! TVTROPES!!!
There goes any sleep I would've gotten tonight.