I have a friend who told me recently he will not watch
Wonder Woman when it comes out because someone told him there's a scene in
Wonder Woman: Earth One #1 where Wonder Woman takes Steve Trevor's pulse by grabbing his dick and not letting go as he tries to fight her off because she's a man-hating lesbian. No part of that description is true; she doesn't take his pulse, she doesn't grab his dick, he doesn't fight her, she doesn't hate men, and she's probably not a lesbian. Nevertheless, he believed what he read because DC has been so full of shit lately, it sounded completely credible to him that they would have put something like that into print. He didn't even question it. He just figured, "Yeah, sounds about like the shit they'd pull."
Right, that's about enough reasonable speech from me. Time to get sweary.
Samtemdo8 said:
Sadly, and no one wants to admit it, no one likes Superman.
Oh, piss all over that. I
love Superman. He is not just deeply and personally important to me for reasons I've written thousands of words about across various social media platforms, he is also the single greatest icon in my understanding of American mythology. The devolution of his character from a man with good intentions to a Flanderized mockery of same scorned and sneered at while never being comprehended, deconstructed imperfectly and reassembled to try to please an audience so in love with its own contrived cynicism it can't appreciate a character who just wants people to not be hurt, is something I've marked with increasing sadness at what it says about our culture and the way we enshrine self-absorption as some kind of virtue. If DC had the guts to show me a Superman movie that is not ashamed of its origins and iconography, I'd have been singing the praises of this movie from the beginning. Instead, we get a movie made by a man who says if he'd directed
Batman Begins, the Chinese prison scene would have included Bruce Wayne getting raped because that's what happens in prison. Batman gets bent over in the shower and cornholed.
You can complain all you want about how no one likes Superman, but I don't buy it. If no one likes Superman, then surely they'd be happy with the not-Superman the Snyder movies have given us, right?
Samtemdo8 said:
I feel none of this would have happened if no one said anything bad about Man of Steel.
That is an incredibly insulting position to take, if you genuinely believe people can't dislike a movie on its own merits for their own reasons and are just brainwashed sheep bleating whatever line is currently in vogue. I get that you have some immense, personal interest in lionizing DC and demonizing Marvel, but please do try not to paint people who disagree with you as zombies with no minds of their own.
Samtemdo8 said:
It's so fucking unfair that things I really want to see happen are being taken away from me.
No, it is not. They are not yours, so nothing is being taken from you. If they are, then the guys who win the Powerball jackpots instead of me are stealing my money.
Samtemdo8 said:
Nothing Zack Snyder does will be as awful as Batman and Robin.
That a movie is not as bad as the worst thing you can imagine doesn't mean the movie is good. That's like arguing that a heart attack hurts less that bone cancer metastasized to the marrow, so heart attacks are therefore a desirable medical condition.