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xXAsherahXx

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WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.
 

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Countries fighting: Everyone, it's a world war...
Country that started it: Russia/China/U.S
Who will win: Hopefully the U.S, Canada, and anyone else who fights with us.
 

BlumiereBleck

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Ether china or north korea will start it wanting more land and all of Asia will be fighting and the west will be avoiding the hell out of it. Then once china or north korea tries to invade Iraq or Afghanistan the U.S. will win the war by sending several nukes to north korea or china.
 

AkJay

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Well, Germany started it because, hell, why not?
U.S. will join in and win the war, but only after about 4 years of fighting, because we're used to it.
I'm sure Russia will get involved somehow
Britain will join, because killing non-British people is in their blood.
And, just for the hell it, North Korea!
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.
Obviously Dethklok started it.
 

leviathanmisha

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Germany got pissed again because England kept fucking with Italy. America got involved cause if he's lucky, England will sex him up tonight. Canada is sitting at home with a bag of popcorn and watching the whole mess unfold. The winners will be Russia, because everyone will just become one with him, Prussia, because he was waving his five meters around, and Canada, because he's secretly doing Prussia.
 

xXAsherahXx

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Stormcloud23 said:
xXAsherahXx said:
WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.
Obviously Dethklok started it.
Thank you for getting that reference. I thought it might go unnoticed.
 

DocBalance

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Countries involved: Everyone.
Who started: Me(I.E. Bumbriest Wesvalia).
Who Wins?: With our space-based weaponry, compulsory military service, super-soldier programs, and identity code system, defeat is not a possibility for the Borg Collective that is Bumbriest Wesvalia.
 

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Phooo...man. Now this is caustic. Do I say a line drawn between India and Pakistan causes such unrest that it kicks each's allies up into a fervor? Would economic sanctions between the west and the developing world cause a division? Would Japan fight for militaristic independence, pushing into China for land? Would old unions flare up again, like the U.S., Russia, China, and Britain, or would a new division but sister countries against each other? Would the failing of the U.N. as a unified power mean the breakup of international relations, and powerful nations that were left out of the spotlight rise up to take the place, countries like Brazil, Germany, Australia, Sweden? It's all possible. Just a matter of who's in charge when it does.
 

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Well assuming WW3 is the global nuclear war many predict then only one thing matters.

The nuclear winter and massive radioactive fallout from the hundred of nuclear weapons that are launched will be the end of humanity. So it doesn't matter who starts it because in the end. We're all dead. Only cockroaches will remain.
 

leviathanmisha

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Also forgot to mention that the Asian nations minus South Korea are having a big party because they can. South Korea is too busy running around freaking out over all the chests that he can grab!
 

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I would say that China started it and the people fighting would probably be Europe+the US vs Asia.

And I would say we all lose. Unless you happen to live in Vault 13. And even then, you'll probably get invaded by mutants anyways.
 

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I say Google starts it when the gov't gets really angry that they put bugs in our hard drives to know what we're doing. Then Mexico saya "OMG, it's time to strike". then China and Europe buts heads over China wanting to attack the US but Europe says "back, back, hya, back". North Korea joins with China to take over South Korea. After a swift annihilation, they both attack the US in the end. Europe engages the laser beams and thus we have WWIII.
 

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North Korea starts it, and has China to back them up. But with so many troops in such a congested area, bombing/rocket attacks decimate North Korea, and China has to take the slack because North Korea, for it's size, is not the best equipped military in the world. Iran lending a helping hand is highly probable.

America, backing South Korea hopefully wins with superior technology, while the rest of the United Nations tries to figure out what sanction to throw next. Israel throws it's considerable weight, though lack of size, at the Iran front, while Russia condemns everyone.
 

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The Chicoms have invaded Taiwan, North Korea has launched a huge offensive across the DMZ, Iran has launched massive terrorist attacks against Israel,Venezuela and Bolivia have launched a combined attack on Colombia, and Russian troops are pouring into Poland and Georgia. NATO is dealing with the Russians while the bulk of the U.S. forces as well as Australia, New Zealand and Japan are dealing with the Chinese and the North Koreans. Georgia would basically have to fend for itself while the Colombians would get a small amount of U.S. support. Things look grim for the Allies until the Chinese and the Iranians make the mistake of attacking India to try and knock out its forces before it can think about entering the war. The might of India now falls onto the Chinese and the Iranians as their forces take a severe beating in the intial onslaught of Indian air and naval strikes.

I would think that the combined efforts of the Allied forces, mainly America, Britain, Israel, India, Japan, Australia, Germany, France, Poland, Colombia, Taiwan, South Korea, Georgia, and New Zealand would emerge victorious against China, Iran, Russia, Venezuela, Bolivia, and North Korea. It would be a massive conflict, but it would be over within 18 months. Chavez would wind up being overthrown in Venezuela and the Korean peninsula would finally be reunited.
 

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the next war will probably be an american civil war. probably over race again. or taxes, we get ticked over taxes. i know that i will declare a personal war on people who talk on cell phones in the left lane of the highway. with a tank. can you hear ME now!
 

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Snarky Username said:
I would say that China started it and the people fighting would probably be Europe+the US vs Asia.

And I would say we all lose. Unless you happen to live in Vault 13. And even then, you'll probably get invaded by mutants anyways.
or you all die of dehydration after the guy you sent to get a replacement decides to give you all the big fuck you.
 

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China is becoming a consumer nation rather than the place to buy United States' (my nation) goods. Then, as our economics become competitive rather than mutual, China will be willing to invade Taiwan, and the United States may very well resist militarily.

Who will win? I hate to seem bigoted, but the United States. It's military superiority is unquestionable. China has far more soldiers, but our military technology is far more advanced. And with that military superiority, almost every nation will side with us, and victory will be ensured. The only possibility of failure could come from overconfidence.

EDIT: Brodie21's version seems pretty credible, too. There are strong conservative vs liberal divides in my home country, and most nations will want a stake in America's future at that point. That should draw in most of the world at that point.
 

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An oil proxy war starts in the Arabian peninsula, Middle-Eastern borders dissolve as EVERYONE tries to land grab. Israel and Palestine tear each other a new one, realize they've run out of soldiers and call a truce until the next war. America leans forward in its metaphorical chair with a glint in its eyes, rocking back and forth, rubbing its hands. Russia coughs and China sniggers a bit so America screams, "YOU!" then pounces and they engage in a good old fashion brawl (as long as they aren't losing too badly they leave the nukes in the silos because they're not thatdumb). Kim Jong Il on the otherhand orders an immediate launch of all it's nukes (except the one he sleeps with). The three long range missiles that launch at the U.S. and Japan sputter and die over the Pacific, finishing of the whale population over there. The other two-hundred thirty are aimed at South Korea either blow up in their hangers because the doors jammed our were aimed too low and clip on the ground. South Korea is reduced to tear-inducing, side-splitting guffaws for the remainder of the conflict. Japan tries to mass produce mech suits then realizes even they aren't quite there yet so they just go back to doing what they were doing before.

Belgium shouts to Switzerland, "They're doing it again!" Switzerland looks up briefly from it's morning coffee and paper then goes back to reading. Africa doesn't do anything new. France and England take a slow sidelong, stare at Germany who says, "Don't look at me!" holding its arms up placatingly. The UN/EU have a great many heartwarming, brotherly, altruistic meetings and speeches then try to play damage control for the U.S.'s 'roid rage against Russia and China. Ultimately they give up airdropping supplies (which get shot down) and the sanctions that no one listens to even in peace times and huddle up in their bunkers for the inevitable fallout when one of them tries to cheapshot the other with a nuke.

Drug lords stage coups from Mexico to Argentina. Australia starts throwing paper airplanes at the Swiss to see if it's physically possible to antagonize them. Canada joins in a good-natured food fight between Scandinavia and Italy. Then, in a very ill-conceived, yet totally rad plan to win with the newest, sexiest, trendy technology from an article in Cosmo, the U.S. incurs the Jurassic Park Prophecy: "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth."