AkJay said:
I'm sure Russia will get involved somehow
They'll join 'cause their bored. With government regulations, drinkin' vodka and wrestling bears and Siberian Tigers isn't as fun as it used to be.
Well, everyone would be involved. America, Russia, the Middle East, the EU, even the Principality of Sealand will lend a hand!
Its gun will hold off the Ruskies from the English Channel!
And of course the commies started it! Who else would?
Look at his eyes! IT SCREAMS FOR WAR!
And no one will win! We'll all die in a horrible explosion that destroys the world except for some of us, the retardsss, survive and rebuild civilization and religion and base all of their lives around the ancient myth of Barney and Friends!