It's WWIII !!

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Aerodynamic

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France started it. China joined them.

Mexico suddenly gained a respectable army and beat France's war machine of danishes and striped suits in 7 hours.

Russia decided to join in the fight against all evil and destroyed china's war machine of bicycles in 2 minutes.

Also Mexico and Russia are allies after that and gave us access to nukes.
 

LordMarcusX

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Nobody started it. There's too much at stake for anyone to start it, unless your one of the many individuals with nothing to lose who represent no government agency. Even the Iranians are smart enough not to start an all-out nuclear war once they get their nuclear stockpile up to snuff.

Maybe the most dangerous political figure is Kim Jong Il, who I suppose could, as he lay dying in old age and insanity, order a nuclear strike because fuck his country if he can't run it.

So, North Korea started it.

And the United States, Canada, Mexico, Panana, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, the Dominican Republic, Cuba, El Salvador, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, Guatemala, Bolivia, Argentina, Ecuador, Chile, Brazil, Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda, Bahamas, Trinidad & Tobago, Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname, French Guyana, Barbados, Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Italy, Turkey, Greece, Poland, Romania,
the United Kingdom, Albania, Ireland, Russia, Oman, Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Yemen, Kuwait, Bahrain, Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, Portugal, France, Denmark, Spain, India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan, Thailand, Nepal, Bhutan, Cambodia, Malaysia, Bangladesh, China, South Korea, Japan, Mongolia, Laos, Indonesia, the Phillipines, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, New Guinea, New Zealand, Borneo, Viet Nam, Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola, Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia, Guinea, Algeria, Ghana, Burundi, Lesotho, Mali, Togo, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Liberia, Egypt, Gabon, Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, Sierra Leone, Libya, Cameroon, Congo, Zaire, Ethiopia, Guinea Bissau, Madagascar, Rwanda, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, Mauritania, Monaco, Lichtenstein, Australia, and Sudan all finished it.

My apologies to the nations I forgot. :/
 

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Diplomatic relations between Russia and China have dissolved. Russia has made the first strike eliminating China's major cities. China masses their enormous army to invade Russia. The frigid Russian winter keeps the Chinese war machine at bay. Russia seeks help from the European Union. China's allies strike against Britain. Due to our ally status with the U.K. both Canada and the United States launch a tactical nuclear strike against China's major military bases. The Chinese retaliate with their own nuclear strike against their targets in the West. The Chinese missiles detonate their warheads over the Pacific; due to the American system of defense satellites launched during the Cold War. The American strike cripples the Chinese military structure and decimates their population. China erupts into chaos due to their sudden lack of government structure. Several other Asian countries erupt into various military actions and civil unrest. Japan is allowed to create a military to aid in the allied control of the Asian mainland. The United States takes direct control over the majority of China's territory, with much of Asia divided between the new Japanese Empire and the newly formed European Coalition headed by Russia, Britain, France, and Germany. Massive military action has led the United States to declare much of Asia as American territory. The American Federation now controls most of Southeast Asia.
-This is how World War III will be. I have foreseen it.
 
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xXAsherahXx said:
Stormcloud23 said:
xXAsherahXx said:
WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.
Obviously Dethklok started it.
Thank you for getting that reference. I thought it might go unnoticed.
No i got it too, but yes, its everyone Vs. Dethklok
 

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Seeing as how there are numerous countermeasures against nukes (I read about this jumbo jet mounted with a laser that could essentially melt a nuke mid flight, amongst other things), I'm just going to go ahead and say that the winner will be whoever has the most powerful air force. And that would be the US.
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.

For it to be a world war, pretty much everyone would have to be involved (as has been said in other responses). In all likelyhood as things are now it would be East Vs. West with China as the big dog on one side, and the US as the big dog on the other. The reason would be a comibation of economics and living space, despite any high principles claimed by either side. It could be started by either side, though the US is unlikely to launch a pre-emptive strike even if in it's own best interests.

As for who would win, it would probably be a coin toss since it's likely to come down to "X weapons". X in this case standing for "unknown" basically the stuff nations develop and hold in secret reserve in case they are really needed. By their nature nobody knows what they will be (though there is plenty of speculative fiction). Chances are if World War III got moving it means that WMD ICBMs have become obselete, which is bound to happen. China has developed anti-satellite lasers (I'm not kidding, do a search for China, Sattelite, Lasers on pretty much any search engine and see what kinds of stuff you pick up), and the US has been developing enough missle interception technology that Russia has been whining about the violation of old MAD treaties made with the USSR back during The Cold War.

Such are my thoughts, as an American, I'd of course hope we're the winning side. :)
 
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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

That sums up what I believe about the notion of World War III.
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.
Based on past history, probability is that the US would have started it. In fact I believe they have and we're already in it.
 

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I live in the most isolated capital city on Earth, so hopefully I won't be nuked. :D

I'm pretty sure that WWIII will start with contained border conflicts or isolated incidents, in which more countries will get involved. No country will launch nukes unless they're really in the shit.
 

Nyxia

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Who started it? Funny question, the Germans of course. And we don't even need a good reason, we are just evil like that!
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Hmmm... some people say the Germans started it... it is true, the War of Unification starts in Germany.
And I welcome the forces of Unification, as they are not evil. It is for the good of human kind.
I love Germany... lovely country, brilliant people...

AkJay said:
Well, Germany started it because, hell, why not?
U.S. will join in and win the war, but only after about 4 years of fighting, because we're used to it.
I'm sure Russia will get involved somehow
Britain will join, because killing non-British people is in their blood.
And, just for the hell it, North Korea!
Are you non-British? I can feel the need to kill in my blood... must kill non-British people...
 

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AkJay said:
Well, Germany started it because, hell, why not?
What was that? Sorry, I can't hear you over the roaring of the panzer-engine... ;)

AkJay said:
Britain will join, because killing non-British people is in their blood.
Hardly surprising, Britain = Awesome

Nyxia said:
Who started it? Funny question, the Germans of course. And we don't even need a good reason, we are just evil like that!
At least I whistle innocently every now and then...

Greyfox105 said:
And I welcome the forces of Unification, as they are not evil. It is for the good of human kind.
Will they fight for the good of mechanized humans too...?

OT: Who will start the war?
Switzerland, those neutral maniacs are planning something, I tell you...

Which countries are involved?
Every country. The countries who are involved from the begins pull the others with them (for Schadenfreude).

Who will win?
My international Death-Korps with it's fully mechanized supersoldiers and weapon-systems, that is who.
And now live your life just as you've had never heard of us.
For great justice.
 

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Skullkid4187 said:
Ether china or north korea will start it wanting more land and all of Asia will be fighting and the west will be avoiding the hell out of it. Then once china or north korea tries to invade Iraq or Afghanistan the U.S. will win the war by sending several nukes to north korea or china.
...which will cause China to launch nukes at US... And BOOM, all is gone.
 

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I'd say North Korea started it, possibly by sinking one of South Korea's ships. South Korea gets pissed and wants retribution, and eventually this drags everyone into the fighting. But thankfully nothing like that could happen. Oh wait >.> it did.
 

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Totenkopf said:
Nyxia said:
Who started it? Funny question, the Germans of course. And we don't even need a good reason, we are just evil like that!
At least I whistle innocently every now and then...
Oh silly me I didn't think of that. We could all just whistle and lay the blame on - this could be the name of your most hated country -. What a twist!
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Totenkopf said:
-snip-
Greyfox105 said:
And I welcome the forces of Unification, as they are not evil. It is for the good of human kind.
Will they fight for the good of mechanized humans too...?
Yep, the forces of Unification are the forces of progress and understanding, of scientific advancement and victory.
Augmentics/bionics are available to all of their members.
 

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NekoiHiokans said:
Germany got pissed again because England kept fucking with Italy. America got involved cause if he's lucky, England will sex him up tonight. Canada is sitting at home with a bag of popcorn and watching the whole mess unfold. The winners will be Russia, because everyone will just become one with him, Prussia, because he was waving his five meters around, and Canada, because he's secretly doing Prussia.
Prussia isn't a country anymore dude, most people just call it Germany now (or a bit of Poland and Denmark).
 

Zannah

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We will start the WWIII. Us nerds from teh Interwebz will one day step up, unite under the banner of /b and invade the countries of the world from within. Seven days after the armies of trolls were unleashed, we will probably have halved the worlds populace, and the only remaining enemies will be North Korea and the pricipality of Sealand (because they have no internet there), but those will quickly crumble, unable to support the large numbers of fugitives.

I can so see this happen.
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.
I don't know but Treyach's going to make a Call of Duty game out of it.