It's WWIII !!

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Count Igor

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Germany started. (After all, who else would?)
Everyone's fighting but Switzerland, obviously.

Britain will win, thanks to our Nuclear Secret Submarines!
Enough explosives on each one to wipe out a country!

At the end of it, we'll all die, and Switzerland will start a new race of Super-Humans.
Brown Eyed, black haired people, just to spite Hitler.
 

leviathanmisha

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jedstopher said:
NekoiHiokans said:
Germany got pissed again because England kept fucking with Italy. America got involved cause if he's lucky, England will sex him up tonight. Canada is sitting at home with a bag of popcorn and watching the whole mess unfold. The winners will be Russia, because everyone will just become one with him, Prussia, because he was waving his five meters around, and Canada, because he's secretly doing Prussia.
Prussia isn't a country anymore dude, most people just call it Germany now (or a bit of Poland and Denmark).
You missed the reference completely...
 

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Skullkid4187 said:
Ether china or north korea will start it wanting more land and all of Asia will be fighting and the west will be avoiding the hell out of it. Then once china or north korea tries to invade Iraq or Afghanistan the U.S. will win the war by sending several nukes to north korea or china.
And then China returns fire with their nukes and all of North America is a wasteland. All the countermeasures in the world aren't that useful when you have thousands of nukes flying at you.
 

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NekoiHiokans said:
jedstopher said:
NekoiHiokans said:
Germany got pissed again because England kept fucking with Italy. America got involved cause if he's lucky, England will sex him up tonight. Canada is sitting at home with a bag of popcorn and watching the whole mess unfold. The winners will be Russia, because everyone will just become one with him, Prussia, because he was waving his five meters around, and Canada, because he's secretly doing Prussia.
Prussia isn't a country anymore dude, most people just call it Germany now (or a bit of Poland and Denmark).
You missed the reference completely...
Unless it's a reference from before WW2 it's still just as nonsensical as if you'd said it.
 

leviathanmisha

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jedstopher said:
NekoiHiokans said:
jedstopher said:
NekoiHiokans said:
Germany got pissed again because England kept fucking with Italy. America got involved cause if he's lucky, England will sex him up tonight. Canada is sitting at home with a bag of popcorn and watching the whole mess unfold. The winners will be Russia, because everyone will just become one with him, Prussia, because he was waving his five meters around, and Canada, because he's secretly doing Prussia.
Prussia isn't a country anymore dude, most people just call it Germany now (or a bit of Poland and Denmark).
You missed the reference completely...
Unless it's a reference from before WW2 it's still just as nonsensical as if you'd said it.
It's a reference to an anime...I couldn't resist the urge.
 

Ninjamedic

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IT SHALL BE ME!!
I SHALL RULE ALL OF YOU WITH AN ARMY OF MECHA-FERRETS!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Okay, got that out of my system. the only thing I can be certain of is that Palin is involved. Somehow.
 

Mechsoap

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why does evryone think russia is evil, we are warmhearthed bears not only mobbosses and evil masterminds, i quess america will start it since they dont have much else to do then starting a war with a country with a less military
 

JourneyThroughHell

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marter said:
Countries fighting: Everyone, it's a world war...
Country that started it: Russia/China/U.S
Who will win: Hopefully the U.S, Canada, and anyone else who fights with us.
I see we still have quite the reputation.
Deiphagia said:
Russia and the Middle East have AK47s and RPGs and shitty training while we have fucking guns that shoot around corners, a supreme air force, etc.
Umm, just to clarify, Russia and the Middle East are not united and, if we're going that far, the Russian military forces are pretty damn well equipped.
 

The Red Spy

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If N/Korea does start conflict (It would wait for S/Korea to retaliate, either by sinking a N/Korean ship which would pass into its waters after N/Korea has now scrapped the agreement that would prevent 'accidental' clashes, then claim the act was intentionally aggressive), then the USA would no doubt intervene to protect its ally. This should force the intervention of the UK & possibly other NATO forces along with UN peace keeping forces (We are still talking about a military force numbering over 1.2 million, no matter how malnourished or poorly trained). Targets in N/Korea will be strategically bombed in a campaign to take down what infrastructure is present, and ground forces would be sent and used to repel N/Korean forces, not attack them.

I don't know whether China would be pressured into also invading from the north, or would the NATO forces want to take N/Korea for themselves. Think of it this way, if the US of A takes North Korea, and keeps a substantial force to the South of China, then you have an immediate deterrent for future aggression in the future between those two nations and their respective allies. If China is railed into help however, they gain further land and the US has less claim to N/Korea.

Either way N/Korea would be defeated, if they tried to use any sort of nuclear device then they would gain international response and be fucked over sideways, they could be used as an example case to other nations (Iran or Middle Eastern countries) that using nuclear arms would have incredible consequences from the international community.
 

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Notice that people say China, Korea, Russia, Germany or the US.

Well you know what! UK started it because we're twats! Oh and were fighting the US.
 

cameron112497

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the answer is simple Kim Jong Il will put a sign over his face saying china right before he dies and goes out with a bang.
 

Kurokami

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xXAsherahXx said:
WWIII has just broken out! Towns are being mercilessly destroyed, citizens flee to the tunnels, and new technology is creating mass graves. Bombing everywhere. It's the war of all ages. It will determine the fate of all countries. It may even create long lasting empires!

...But wait just a second. What countries are fighting it? Who started it? Who will win?

Engage the laser beams, we're going to use 'em tonight.
I'm positive that it will start with Korea and the US, who knows though, maybe Sweden will start it, it'd be about time. I predict that Jamaica will become the leader of the world after words though. Who'd bomb Jamaica?

JourneyThroughHell said:
Umm, just to clarify, Russia and the Middle East are not united and, if we're going that far, the Russian military forces are pretty damn well equipped.
Я согласен (?),I think its too much Command and Conquer for some people.
 

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Started by?: Sealand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand

Participants?: Everyone

Winner?: Sealand

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand
 

Danpascooch

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micky said:
defiantly not north Korea, they only have like 3 light bulbs.
Ooo! BURN Korea!

Too bad they don't have the computers they need to see that post!
 

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AkJay said:
I'm sure Russia will get involved somehow
They'll join 'cause their bored. With government regulations, drinkin' vodka and wrestling bears and Siberian Tigers isn't as fun as it used to be.

Well, everyone would be involved. America, Russia, the Middle East, the EU, even the Principality of Sealand will lend a hand!


Its gun will hold off the Ruskies from the English Channel!

And of course the commies started it! Who else would?

Look at his eyes! IT SCREAMS FOR WAR!

And no one will win! We'll all die in a horrible explosion that destroys the world except for some of us, the retardsss, survive and rebuild civilization and religion and base all of their lives around the ancient myth of Barney and Friends!