...Piranha 3D had boobs. Lots of Boobs. Some of them even undressed. Even if, magically, this is some kind of
renaissance in Hollywood, and 3D is the next best audience-alienating advantage that certain films have...who gives a shit? Piranha 3D had cheap thrills, plenty of blood and titties, and Ving Rhames tearing into hungry fish with a fucking outboard. That it had more plot than Avatar did is (albeit vaguely) irrelevant. Not every film is meant to be a showcase, and certainly not every film needs to pander to every possible audience like his newest umpteen billion dollar codpiece. It's a bad monster movie taking the piss, and standing tall despite it, triumphantly achieving what it wanted, which was to startle the audience with cheap thrills. And titties.
Coincidentally, is anyone else annoyed that
Avatar is back in theaters, for no apparent reason?
EDIT:
Odoylerules360 said:
James Cameron, seriously?
His movies are so derivative you could take an integral of them.
I seriously want to find you and bake you a cake for that.