That thing made my tongue hurt. I'm pretty sure (at least the few girls I've kissed) that the proper kissing sensation doesn't involve tying my tongue in a knot from spinning it around a hard surface.
Japan Invents Internet Kissing Machine
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And I'm sure Japan as a whole is EXTREMELY sorry that every single one of their students isn't a game designer. I mean really, how DARE those students work on something they have an interest in, instead of programming a video game.Fursnake said:
For shame Japan. For shame.
What's funny about this is that if I were to come up with a headline to parody Japan, "Japan Invents Internet Kissing Machine" would probably be it. I mean, when I saw it I instinctively thought that I already had read the article, it's just so ... Japan... it's the most Japanese headline I've ever read.
We already have them in the West, they're called slags.
Anyway, I'm sorry but unless they are lips involved then it is not a kiss. Pretty basic error I feel for the prototype to have. I cannot see how a straw is supposed to be anything like it. You don't necessary have to have lips, but whatever hookup you design has to 'attach' to the users lips, not their... tonsils.
Anyway, I'm sorry but unless they are lips involved then it is not a kiss. Pretty basic error I feel for the prototype to have. I cannot see how a straw is supposed to be anything like it. You don't necessary have to have lips, but whatever hookup you design has to 'attach' to the users lips, not their... tonsils.
so... there's still a huge earthquake disaster to be taken care of, their economy is in the shitter, people in the world are dying and children are starving, and japanese geniuses use their talents to simulate tonsil-hockey?!
fail japan. just fail.
fail japan. just fail.
I look at this, and I think to myself, no one working on this has ever actually been kissed before.
It's been said, but seriously, it's a rotating straw, just, wow...
It's been said, but seriously, it's a rotating straw, just, wow...
Is it telling that they couldn't find a female partner to demonstrate being on the other end of this contraption?
Just once. Just once would I like to read about some bizarre and/or frightening new invention that makes my brain cry out to itself "Why would you do that?!" and find out it didn't originate in Japan - at this point I would be surprised if Japanese researchers weren't trying to find a way to electronically record kisses for resale via creepy electronic prostheses. We are after all talking about a nation with vending machines that dispense used panties; when that is a real thing that is not in any way made up, it really skews with ones expectations.
"Oh god. Oh, baby, it's, I just, I can't believe this is happening. You're so pretty. I've never done this bef-... well, I have, just not with a-... look, could you, um, heheh, could you put this in your mouth? Um. See, you spin yours, and this one spins like this, and we can... no, it's really awesome! Wait til you try it, it feels just lik-... baby? Where are you...? 
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Since my fiancee is at university a couple of hours away we are in a long distance relationship a lot of the time and even I can't see a use for this.
thenumberthirteen said:
Me too, however, having a flashlight in your house isn't embarrassing at all...
Anyway, if there's a demand for it in Japan, go for it.
